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RMS & FSF Directors To Meet With FSF Members

Free Software Foundation writes "Richard Stallman, Eben Moglen, Bradley Kuhn, and the rest of the FSF leadership are hosting a rare FSF members meeting in Cambridge, MA on March 27, where they will tackle topics including, 'The Dangers of Software Patents', SCO, 'Free Software in a Global Economy', and 'The State of the Foundation'. FSF members will have ample opportunity to gripe, praise, dialog, network, and eat."

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  1. one point missed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    FSF members will have ample opportunity to gripe, praise, dialog, network, and eat.'

    funny, there's no mention of showering....

    ;)

    1. Re:one point missed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      funny, there's no mention of showering....

      Like so much else in the OSS world, the toolset exists and is freely avaiulable, but no one has ever gotten around to the documentation for it. As a result, nobody knows if it is available, how to do it, or even why they would want to do it.

    2. Re:one point missed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The problem is that nobody informed them about the concept of Open Showers, where everybody gets to pitch in and clean each other. With more sets of eyes finding all the dirt, it's a lot cleaner than a Closed Shower with only one person.

    3. Re:one point missed by red+floyd · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean like GNU/Sex?

      So now there's an gnuse.cx as well as goatse.cx?

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  2. Why a Phish song in my head? by The+I+Shing · · Score: 5, Funny
    Something about this post makes a Phish song play in my head, with alternate lyrics.

    Give the director a pocket protector. a license dissector, a FUD-rat deflector, a source code convector, a lawsuit reflector, a picture of Hector (Ruiz?) .. any Phish-heads wanna help me out with the rest, here?


    I think the song "Cavern" could be thoroughly rewritten to be about the FSF. Don't know if it should be, but it could be.
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  3. RMS by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hopefully, there's a barber nearby.

  4. FSF Members only? by Metallic+Matty · · Score: 4, Funny

    FSF members will have ample opportunity to ... eat.

    Free food? Shit, where do I sign up?

    1. Re:FSF Members only? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

      Free food? Shit

      Pretty accurate summary of the meeting's proceedings for certain people...

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      "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    2. Re:FSF Members only? by botorka · · Score: 3, Funny

      No man! No free food (or beer)! Just free speech..

    3. Re:FSF Members only? by valkenar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Would the resulting products of digestion be considered works based on or derived from the original? Imagine the horror of people eager to get the latest version from cvs.

  5. I don't think... by AstrumPreliator · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... that title has enough acronyms. Perhaps it should be "RMS & FSF Directors TMW FSF Members".

  6. Leave the guns at home! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Darl McBride won't be there, so don't bother bringing your guns.

    1. Re:Leave the guns at home! by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, get the word out on this lack-of-Darl news. That way I won't have to bring my bodyguard with me to the meeting.

  7. Are there any girls there?! by Ironclad2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone know if these things are good places to pick up chicks? "Hey babe. You say you support open source? Mind if I take a peek at your code?"

    1. Re:Are there any girls there?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Anyone know if these things are good places to pick up chicks? "Hey babe. You say you support open source? Mind if I take a peek at your code?"

      As long as you don't ask if you can root her box.

  8. So in other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    A giant echo chamber for issues that everyone who's attendants are the most vocal members of the cause. Sounds fun! Where do I sign up?

  9. Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'l be there with my MS Tablet PC ready to take notes!

  10. blind me won't you... by segment · · Score: 1, Funny

    FSF & RMS about SCO and GPL ... LOL WTF

  11. As soon as you mention SCO by superpulpsicle · · Score: 3, Funny

    We know the following:

    1.) The meeting will not be for real
    2.) If it was for real, it will have 90 percent lawyers
    3.) All members attending will be automatically sued by SCO after the meeting

  12. I bet this is the biggest motivator for membership by Captain+Rotundo · · Score: 3, Funny

    I know I saw this and was reminded to join... and perhaps I will now... nothing like argueing with RMS as an incentive to join :)

  13. Re:xfree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe the xfree team doesn't want their software to be "Free, as in herpes"?

  14. Are you sure gathering so much leadership is wise? by GQuon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are you sure gathering so much leadership is wise? You know, when you have armed enemies?
    You should do like they do at the State of the Union address, and leave one* of the members at an undisclosed location, in case the FSF is bombed or something.

    *: The rest of the FSF might hope to leave RMS out of there because of BO considerations, but, alas, he is too important not to attend. It would be like Dick Cheney staying away from State of the Union.

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  15. MS Kernel coders? by phorm · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...The kernel coders at Microsoft are unlikely to notice or care...

    Nope. I've heard that not much phases the kernel coders at MS... unless somebody forgets to bring them their bananas for lunch, or accidentally leaves a mirror within reach...

  16. I'm GNU/peeing myself in excitement! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This meeting of the GNU/FSF with GNU/RMS should be very interesting!!!!

  17. Odds by hardgeus · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, anyone care to take odds on whether RMS can find anything to talk about other than yelling at everyone to say GNU/Linux?

  18. FSF is getting good at marketing by Infonaut · · Score: 2, Funny
    They even used the term "dialog" as a verb!

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  19. Re:How Much is Stallman Giving Back? by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yeah, the snappy clothes and over-the-top lifestyle he lives are a dead giveaway.

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  20. Hey, Joey... Say it! You know you want to... by crazyphilman · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Joey! Man! He's right there... I dare you. Say it..."

    "I dunno, man... It sounded like fun on the way over here, but now... I mean, LOOK at these guys. It's like a cult. We'd probably get skinned alive. I dunno..."

    "Joey, you puss... You ain't gonna wuss out on me now, are ya? Come on, he's RIGHT THERE. Ya GOTTA say it."

    "I'm tellin ya, man, I dunno. These cats are WEIRD. Something weird is gonna happen. Let's just go."

    "You big puss."

    "Come on, man, you don't have to be like that."

    "You're a wuss. Just admit it: say 'I'm a great big wuss'".

    "Dude, it's not cool, ok? There are like a million of 'em, and only two of us. It'd be a slaughter."

    "Ok, if you're not gonna do it, I'm gonna. You big puss."

    "Dude! DO NOT SAY IT."

    "I'm gonna say it."

    "DUDE, I'm SERIOUS. Dude, come on, don't do it."

    "I'm gonna say it..."

    "If you say it, I'm leaving."

    "HEY, RICHARD! Sign a copy of this here Linux book? It's for my boss, DARL MCBRIDE, who's RIGHT OVER HERE!"

    "YOU FUCKING IDIOT!"

    "RUN, JOEY, RUN! GO FOR THE DOORS!"

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