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Can Software Kill?

mykepredko writes "Eweek has an interesting, if somewhat long article titled Can Software Kill? The article focuses on a programming error that resulted in 28 Panamanian cancer patients receiving many times an expected lethal dose of radiation. The article briefly mentions, but doesn't go into detail, the 1991 Patriot Missile Failure that resulted in the deaths of 28 American service men and women."

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  1. Sure it can kill. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    Can Software Kill?

    Certainly. A complete set of Novell manuals dropped from 40 stories up packs the same kinetic energy as a 10 car freight train moving at 80 km/h.

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    1. Re:Sure it can kill. by micromoog · · Score: 5, Funny

      Given the choice between that and actually reading them, I'll take the 40 stories. At least then I have an outside chance of survival.

    2. Re:Sure it can kill. by Like2Byte · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't believe you. Could you run that MythBusters?

    3. Re:Sure it can kill. by mkmoose · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure save yourself - but what chance did the hundreds of trees have? They were all killed to produce that documentation!

    4. Re:Sure it can kill. by Charlton+Heston · · Score: 5, Funny

      Any tree that would voluntarily take part in Novel documentation deserved to die.

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    5. Re:Sure it can kill. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Funny

      He was talking about throwing the manual, not the terminal. Although being hit by a terminal thrown from a few stories high might actually be terminal as well.

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    6. Re:Sure it can kill. by myowntrueself · · Score: 3, Funny

      Terminal velocity is a funny one eh...

      For example, on the moon there is no terminal velocity as there is no atmosphere.

      Hence, when teenagers go to the moon (one day) there will doubtless be fatalities due to "Hey its low gravity! I can jump off this mountain and just float down! Hey watch this!" *splat*

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  2. Software that kills... by bmorton · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apparently it can only kill people in groups of only 28.

    1. Re:Software that kills... by fizban · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, 7-bit operating systems kill in groups of 28. 8-bit systems kill in groups of 32.

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    2. Re:Software that kills... by Adriax · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's a hardware limitation they hope to have fixed before too long.

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    3. Re:Software that kills... by Zone-MR · · Score: 2, Funny

      7 bits = 128 combinations
      8 bits = 256 combinations

      Perhaps you were talking bits per set of nibbles ;)

      Oh, it was a joke.

  3. answer to subject: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    No.

    Next story please, does it look like I have work to do?

    1. Re:answer to subject: by Zone-MR · · Score: 2, Funny

      No?

      You clearely haven't seen my coding, have you?

    2. Re:answer to subject: by maxwell+demon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not even if it's a killer app?

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    3. Re:answer to subject: by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's right. Remember people, needless personification makes the baby jesus cry. Irony intentional.

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  4. Why 28 deaths? by _xs_ · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is 28 deaths the level at which we get concerned?

  5. Lethal Weapon by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    If software is outlawed, only outlaws will have software.

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  6. Of course! by zuikaku · · Score: 5, Funny

    One must be very careful when you kill -9!

    1. Re:Of course! by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
      One must be very careful when you kill -9!

      Why? what happens when you ki

      NO CARRIER

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    2. Re:Of course! by iantri · · Score: 2, Funny
      Or if you really hate cats, "killall cat".

      On an only somewhat unrelated note, my alarm clock is "cat `slocate *.au` /dev/dsp", which I cancel by stumbling out of bed every morning while the thing screeches and generally makes a racket and typing "killall cat".

      For some reason I have murderous urges whenever I see a cat..

  7. Tonight on Fox... by The+I+Shing · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tonight on Fox...

    WHEN SOFTWARE ATTACKS!
    with host Mitch Pileggi

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  8. It can only be attributed to human error by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 4, Funny
    The article focuses on a programming error that resulted in 28 Panamanian cancer patients receiving many times an expected lethal dose of radiation.

    So are you saying they INTENDED to kill their patients and this software just did it more efficiently? ;P

  9. Re:Software? no - humans, yes. by jhoger · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well until those Martian leeches start contributing to CVS the distinction is probably irrelevant.

    -- John.

  10. More FUD by Darl by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1, Funny

    I suppose that Darl McBride is trying to further his claims that his enemies are out to kill him, eh?

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  11. It can kill in the movies, it must be true! by MalaclypseTheYounger · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dave: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
    HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

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  12. Bad, sensationalized article title. by matastas · · Score: 3, Funny

    Good job with the Terminator images in everyone's heads.

    Software does not kill. Bad engineering and poor implementation kills. My copy of Windows XP, while still radiating pure evil, has not managed to pop open the gun cabinet.

    You might as well ask the question, 'can the old saddlebag gas tanks on Ford Rangers kill? Gasp!'

  13. Is this what you meant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft Windows: A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen-bit patch to an eight-bit operating system originally coded for a four-bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition

    -- author unknown

  14. Yes, its tragic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    But wouldnt "massive dosses of gamma raise" cause all of the cancer patients to turn into the incredible hulk?

  15. Re:EULA's by Jaysyn · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think you mean the drivers next of kin.

    Jaysyn

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  16. guns don't kill... by yet_another_user · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...the software controlling them do!

  17. 4 * 7 = 28; 4 * 8 = 32 by slittle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Four bytes @ 7 bits is enough to store the state of 28 humans: dead(0) or alive(1).

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