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U.S. Plans Targeted Draft for Computer Personnel
waytoomuchcoffee writes "The US Selective Service System is drawing up plans for a 'special skills draft'. There is already a system in place to draft health care personnel, and this system would be expanded in order to 'rapidly register and draft' computer specialists."
OMG! ROFL! FAGS!
***Here are some of the imdb.com reviews for "Gay Niggers From Outer Space":
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Summary: The best homosexual racial minority sci-fi film ever.
"Morten Lindbergs classic cult short, Gay Niggers From Outer Space is one of
the first short films to really stick to what the title suggests. From the
time the first gay nigger walked onto the screen up until the final intense
climax with the Tourette's Syndrome Kingdom in Outer Space, it's filled with
dark comedy, action and plenty of suspense. "
"Gay Niggers from Outer Space is a masterpiece of a film. No other film
portraits emotions as majestically and stunningly since The Legend of Nigger
Charley and Home Alone II. With a cast of all-star African niggers and a
director with Kubrick potential, it is no wonder that Gay Niggers from Outer
Space is marked the greatest film of all time."
"From the very first scene where Gay Nigger Harris throws up on his own face
and commits suicide, to the climactic scene where Nigger Ralph Nader and
Nigger Humphrey Bogart fight over the last hashbrown and pick cotton til
their noses bleed, Gay Niggers from Outer Space is the most magical
portrayal of gay niggers open to the public."
***However, no mention is made of the hazadous lifestyle of gay niggers,
so the following is an attempt to explain those hazards in layman's terms:
Despite cries to the contrary in the media, AIDS is still primarily a gay
and black disease. The media loves to report the "growing epidemic" among
whites, when in fact the rate of infection among heterosexual whites is
dropping off significantly year by year. The media though, reports only the
TOTAL current infection rate, not the RELATIVE. So while there are more
cases each year, the RATE of infection is dropping quickly. Except for the
gay/nigger communities, where it's skyrocketing.
Why does AIDS seem to target gays and niggers so much more so than whites
and straights? Anal sex. The anus was not designed to accommodate vigorous
penetration as occurs in anal sex. Unlike the vagina, the anus has very
delicate membranes, which damage easily. Couple that with the fact that
sperm contains immune system suppressing chemicals. That's why the sperm is
not treated as a foreign protein in the vagina...because of the immune
suppressing effects of the sperm cells. Without this effect, pregnancy
could not occur, as the sperm would be attacked as a foreign protein.
In the anus, sperm has the same immune suppressing effect. During anal sex,
the anal wall is torn and open lesions form. Because there is little if any
sensory nerve endings in the anus, this damage often goes unnoticed. The
sperm then induce their immune suppressing effect, and the stage is set.
Various bacteria both beneficial and infectious dwell in the colon, as well
as viral matter. When the anus is ripped open, exposing the blood to the
immune suppressing chemicals in the sperm, and the viral matter passed
along with it, infection is virtually assured.
***So does the skyrocketing rate of AIDS infection mean that there are
skyrocketing rates of gay niggers???
***Not exactly, because most White people don't realize that a large
percentage of nigger males are bisexual. It's a great irony considering all
of their macho posturing and affectations. They tend to admire the male
physique, and when no women are present, they will hip-hop dance with each
other. Any port in a storm will do, because da' brotha's just gots ta
have it!!! Then they pass along the virus to their wives, girlfriends, and
family members.
***Here is a story about this phenomenon from "The Village Voice":
http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0123/wright.
And for the Toronto Gay Niggers:
http://www.nowtoronto.com/issues/2001-08-16/new
By GNAA STAFF
Today, GNAA wishes you a merry christmas and a happy new year. It's been fun, gays!
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.
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Tax cuts do have their intended effect, less government money available.
You've got to wonder when it will eventually dawn on people that running 1/2 trillion dollar deficits is going to cost us eventually (actually it costs us now as well).
Almost 50% of our governments generated revenue goes toward paying interest only on the national debt. We went from a 10 trillion dollar surplus to a 5 trillion dollar deficit over the same 10 year period with this asshole in office. What's his plan for the next 5 years?
That's a 5 trillion dollar negative swing. And for what? My dad gets an extra 100k because he has lowered taxes? Wow! Way to go Republicans. Fiscal Responsibility my ass.
BTW have you ever noticed how all Bush does is pander to the stupid? Abortion, let's see, nothing has changed and they've had control for 3 full years. Ever wonder why? They are pandering to the stupid religious right. How about this gay marriage issue. What does the shmuck do? Proposes an amendment (which he knows will never get passed). More pandering. Every day I lose more confidence in the ability of the American citizens to make intelligent decisions about who governs this country.
The British all have health care, decent education, and they gave us the Beatles. Maybe its not so bad?
Reality has a liberal bias
How much fucking chins does that guy have?
"there are twin bills in the house and senate in order to conscript for active duty, rerserve military, and homeland security civilian jobs... I forgot the bill numbers... I'll stake my life and reputation that it's true, though.
Yeah, riiiiight. Come back when you can cite the bills. Meanwhile, zzzzzzzzz.
Not that there aren't a LOT of bills introduced in Congress on every crazy subject every year.
P.S. The Constitution Party rules. Stick with it. The Libertarian Party has turned into a lunatic fringe debating society off in la la land.
I've seen a number of British and Canadian citizens post about the quality of thier health care, and you get what you pay for. Yes, it's free, but the wait for doctors is very long, options are few, and generally the better care goes to those who pay. Do you think the Queen and Joe Six Pint go to the same doctor ? Not saying this is right, or wrong, just a way of life.
and they gave us the Beatles
And The Stones, The Who, Led Zeppelin, and I will be eternally grateful :-)
Save a Life. Donate Blood. Please.
While I have no problem with the other stuff in your comment, I strongly disagree with _this_ viewpoint. Up until the fetus has coherent brain function, an abortion is just a removal of extra flesh - not any more immoral than removing a tumor or any other parasitic growth. Any other viewpoint is, almost by definition, ideological in nature, and should be treated as such in a rational-based, secular society.