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Burnt Coffee and Burnt CDs

senzafine writes "Cnet reports that HP and Starbucks are jointly working on Storefront Coffeeshops which will allow people to browse and listen to music from a digital library...and have selected songs burned to cd. Sounds really cool...wonder how long before Starbucks and HP get John Doe lawsuits in the mail. --- But does this seem like an idea that would work?"

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  1. RIAA Was quoted.. by graveyardduckx · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...as saying "All your coffee are belong to us." during a raid of a local Starbucks while seizing 20 computers, 400lbs of coffee beans, and a 12 year old Indian girl with one leg.

    1. Re:RIAA Was quoted.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Except with their logic, they convert the beans to cups of coffee, and also inflate the numbers by counting the waste one would get after brewing a pot, and would say they got $1,000,000 of 'potential illegal Colombian coffee'.

      Oh, and the Indian girl was reported as 'thieving scum who was distributing music from her prosthetic leg'.

  2. w00t by Pumpernickle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Coffee - and coasters to put the mugs on, too! It just doesn't get better than that... :)

    1. Re:w00t by Scrab · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, these are music CDs, not AOL CDs.......

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  3. Hot CDs by tronicum · · Score: 1, Funny

    will they also label the CD-R as hot as they do with coffe cups in America?

    1. Re:Hot CDs by fembots · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only until a grandpa accidentally burnt himself when the CD slipped onto his lap.

    2. Re:Hot CDs by fishbonez · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah, they'll just use their real logo.

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      Master Shake: You say that about everything you own. You should own toys. They're fun.
  4. Easily satisfied. by Bilestoad · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sure, they'll make big bucks with just Britney, Justin and Limp Bizkit available. Cause everyone knows people who drink coffee at Starbucks don't have taste.

  5. $160 million in Music and Coffee? by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 3, Funny

    HP can pay back the Canadian DND in songs and coffee. $160 million...now that is a lot of beans.
    Either that or the military will fly a Sea King helicopter over their headquarters (Canadians will find that last bit funny).

  6. Re:Yes but... by Alyeska · · Score: 3, Funny

    Which is why it will work. Know your demographic. If you're silly enough to pay too much for bad coffee, you'll more than likely pay too much for bad music....

  7. Ahh, now I need a credit card... by flightrisk · · Score: 0, Funny

    to charge my lowfat half-caf triple venti latte and a settecento CD (pronounced "chi dee") for $30.

    It's a grande scheme to make CD pricing look reasonable.

  8. Re:iTunes by leenoble_uk · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't normally bother to correct people's spelling but I'm in a bad mood. Forgive me.
    Am I in a minority of people now who know how to spell the word LOSE?
    It's LOSE not LOOSE. LOOSE means slack and RHYMES WITH NOOSE as in rope to kill yourself with.
    LOSE RHYMES WITH BOOZE.
    LOOSER is what something is when it is made not quite so tight.
    LOSER is probably the name people are now going to throw in my general direction. Screw my karma rating. Learn to fricking spell people, you're (that's "you're" with an apostrophe because it's ("it's" with an apostrophe because it's short for "it is") short for "you are" and not "your" because it belongs to you) supposed to be educated.

  9. Re:iTunes by MoonBuggy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hehe, at least you made me smile ;-)

    I don't mind being corrected anyway - it annoys me no end when people can't use apostrophe's properly.

  10. Re:spelling nazi... by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny
    "loose [reference.com]
    lose [reference.com]


    loser.
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  11. Starbucks to Begin Sinister PHASE TWO of Operation by linuxbaby · · Score: 2, Funny
    A much more interesting article about this appeared a while back, called Starbucks to Begin Sinister PHASE TWO of Operation .

    Snippet from the article:
    Those living near one of the closed Starbucks outlets have reported strange glowing mists, howling and/or cowering on the part of dogs that pass by, and electromagnetic effects that cause haunting, unearthly images to appear on TV and computer screens within a one-mile radius. Experts have few theories as to what may be causing the low-frequency rumblings, half-glimpsed flashes of light, and periodic electronic beeps emanating from the once-busy shops.

  12. Re:iTunes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    it annoys me no end when people can't use apostrophe's properly.

    Oh, the irony , it burns!

    I suggest you look at what Bob has to say about apostrophes.

  13. Re:Burn Linux Distros Too by PacoTaco · · Score: 4, Funny

    At first I was doubtful that someone would be able to work a Linux comment into this discussion. Thank you for restoring my faith in the community.

  14. CDs are sooooo 1990s! by csoto · · Score: 4, Funny

    I want it beamed straight to my iPod, or I'm not interseted.

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  15. Re:Strategic Option Generator by Wateshay · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a lot like the gun and candy etc. that you see in the check out lines at grocery stores

    Well, that's what you get for doing your grocery shopping at the WalMart near Charlton Heston's house ;-)

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  16. Muzak's next annoucement by Petronius · · Score: 2, Funny

    Muzak announces the "Muzak burner", coming to an elevator near you:

    "Can't get enough of that cool version of 'One Note Samba' while riding your way to the 20th floor? Press the [Muzak-burn] button, swipe your credit card, and VOILA... your CD is ready by the time the doors open."

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  17. Re:iTunes by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would not like to loose out on a lossless original. If I don't have a lossless hard copy then I'll end up loosing files

    Don't you mean a looseless hard copy?

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    Ironically, the word ironically is often used incorrectly.
  18. The digital revolution by mrogers · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess the Digital Revolution In Music we've been hearing about for so long is finally starting to arrive. What would kids who saw the birth of rock'n'roll make of it? In the 50s you had to physically travel to the record shop, listen to the latest releases in a booth, and buy them on little 7" plastic discs if you wanted to take them home. How things have changed! Nowadays you can just go down to Starbuck's, listen to the latest releases on your headphones, and buy them on little 5" plastic discs if you want to take them home. And for 3 quid you can buy a cup of coffee as well! Somebody grab my arm, the pace of social change is making me dizzy.