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Asteroid to Make Closest Recorded Pass to Earth

unassimilatible writes "A 100-ft diameter asteroid will make the closest (26,500 miles, or about 3.4 Earth diameters) pass of earth ever detected in advance today, NASA reports. Asteroid 2004 FH's point of closest approach with the Earth will be over the South Atlantic Ocean. Using a good pair of binoculars, the object will be bright enough to be seen during this close approach from areas of Europe, Asia and most of the Southern Hemisphere. While we are in no danger this time, it is good to know NASA's LINEAR guys are on the job, for when that Death Star-sized object pays us a visit."

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  1. Yay! by MalaclypseTheYounger · · Score: 5, Funny

    Time to dust off the "Thumb" and see if I can get off this godforsaken mudball.

    Is the asteroid construction-equipment yellow, with lots of lumps?

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  2. It's the one you don't see or hear that gets you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you hear the thunder, that means the lighting didn't kill you.

    If you hear the gunshot, the bullet didn't kill you.

    If you smell the engine burning, the car wreck didn't kill you.

    If you are still reading, the asteroid missed.

  3. The big one... by turnstyle · · Score: 4, Funny
    "it is good to know NASA's LINEAR guys are on the job, for when that Death Star-sized object pays us a visit."

    So that we can all enjoy the peace-of-mind of knowing that we're all about to die, in advance. ;)

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    1. Re:The big one... by turnstyle · · Score: 4, Funny
      "We're all going to die eventually."

      Speak for yourself.

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    2. Re:The big one... by Mateito · · Score: 3, Funny
      So that we can all enjoy the peace-of-mind of knowing that we're all about to die, in advance.

      I wouldn't worry, if its just an asteroid, Bruce Willis will die to deflect it.

      If, however, its a shitload of Vogons, we are fucked.

    3. Re:The big one... by Jesus+2.0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Won't work:

      Kent Brockman: With our utter annihilation imminent, our federal government has snapped into action. We go live now via satellite to the floor of the United States congress.

      Speaker: Then it is unanimous, we are going to approve the bill to deflect the aster...

      Congressman: Wait a minute, I want to tack on a rider to that bill: $30 million of taxpayer money to support the perverted arts.

      Speaker: All in favor of the amended asteroid-slash-pervert bill?

      (Congress): BOO!

      Speaker: Bill defeated.

      Kent Brockman: I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply doesn't work.

    4. Re:The big one... by Wog · · Score: 4, Funny

      Seriously.

      I plan to live forever.

      *looks at watch*

      So far, so good!

  4. Hey! by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Using a good pair of binoculars, the object will be bright enough to be seen during this close approach from areas of Europe, Asia and most of the Southern Hemisphere."

    Great. Now even the Universe hates America.

  5. Alien Rock by PRES_00 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The first one is not a miss, it's just used for calibration. The second will be create a 10 cm crater but its organic content will exterminate all life on this miserable rock.

  6. Damn it, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    will one hit us already, the suspense is killing me.

    I always wanted a seaview from my city apartment.

  7. Re:And if... by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 4, Funny

    Imagine what the cave would smell like after 500 years of refried bean consumption.

    Come to think of it, I can't think of a better fate for our 'leaders'.

  8. Re:And when this is a threat we will... by operagost · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whereas if John Kerry wins the election, the earth will be destroyed waiting for the U.N. to decide on an appropriate "police action".

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  9. I am so happy ! by tgrasl · · Score: 3, Funny
    "it is good to know NASA's LINEAR guys are on the job, for when that Death Star-sized object pays us a visit."

    What are they going to do ? Send Bruce Willis up to save us ?

  10. Re:Huh? by aipotsid · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...NASA officials say they detected the asteroid after it hit a parked car in Queens....

  11. Re:Hmm by Khomar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Either there's an ever increasing number of asteroids coming ever closer to Earth (unlikely methinks) or this is truly indicative of how blind we have been all thse years to what was happpening in space.

    Or God is sending us warning shots across the bow.

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  12. Calin by BlueTooth · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Near miss? It's a near hit! A collission is a near miss. BOOM! Look, they nearly missed"
    -George Carlin

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  13. A not-entirely offtopic story by Unknown+Kadath · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have an acquaintance. Call him...Jack. (Name changed to protect the obsessed.) Jack has picked two goddamn things about which we can do absolutely nothing to freak him out: near-Earth asteroids and megavolcanoes. He was my friend's boss for a while, and we ended up at a lot of the same parties and restaurants and such. He would always corner me, because I was usually the only aerospace engineer there, and talk for hours about how life as we know it was shortly going to be wiped out by a really big rock, and how this was the greatest threat ever to face humanity.

    After this happened a couple of times, I told him that I was comfortable playing the odds that an extinction-level event would hold off for the couple of centuries it would take us to actually be able to deal with it, given the scale of geologic time time to human achievement. He nearly spit his beer across the room.

    In conclusion: Space is really big, really empty, and some people just need things to worry about.

    -Carolyn

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  14. Re:Huh? by hankwang · · Score: 4, Funny
    The Death Star was bigger than 100 ft dia!

    The death star in Star Wars was able to shatter a planet to pieces. One can calculate that the energy needed to overcome the gravitational pull is about G*rho^2*r^5, where G=the gravitational constant, rho the planet's density, and r its radius. For an earth-sized planet, that amounts to 1e30 J, or 6e13 kg of matter to be converted into energy. If the Death Star were completely consisting of concentrated antimatter, then it would have been 3 km in diameter and be able to fire exactly one shot. Yes, that is more than 100 ft. :)

  15. Re:wonderful... by bellings · · Score: 4, Funny

    Intelligent life evolved from chimp-like creatures once. It could happen a second time.

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