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CPA Googles For His Name, Sues Google For Libel

fbform writes "Mark Maughan, an accountant, searched Google for his name on March 25 2003 and found some 'alarming, false, misleading and injurious' information about himself and his firm. Therefore, he is now suing Google, Yahoo (which used Google as its search engine at the time), AOL (for using Google to enhance its search results) and Time Warner (because they're the same company as AOL) for libel. Specifically, his lawyer John Girardi believes that Google's PageRank algorithm takes known good information and twists its context when displaying search results."

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  1. In related news... by gregwbrooks · · Score: 5, Funny

    Googling for "litigious schmuck" now turns up a new entry...

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    1. Re:In related news... by Alsee · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think you meant litigious schmuck

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    2. Re:In related news... by jhunsake · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually this search does turn up that he was in trouble before with the state: Mark+Maughan+cpa.

    3. Re:In related news... by c1ay · · Score: 4, Funny
      Does Utah allow gay marriage? I think Mr. Maughan and Darl would make a happy couple, and as litigious schmucks they'd probably avoid divorce. Anyone got Mark Maughan's email address?

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    4. Re:In related news... by dtfinch · · Score: 5, Funny
    5. Re:In related news... by KrispyKringle · · Score: 5, Informative
      ``For purposes of settlement, Respondent admits the truth and accuracy of the allegations and charges in the Accusation. Respondent and his accountancy corporation engaged in the practice of public accounting with expired licenses.

      Respondent additionally failed to pay an administrative fine imposed by the Board for failing to supply the Board with copies of a financial report representing the highest level of service rendered, in accordance with Section 89.1 of the California Code of Regulations. Respondent's failure to pay the administrative fine caused the Board to withhold renewal of his CPA license.''

      I'd be tempted to point out that if he admits the claims are true, it wouldn't be libel. I know he claims that it's taken out of context, but I'm reasonably sure that context is unimportant; assuming a party has full rights to reproduce in part or in whole the information (which in this case Google does, since Mr. Maughan doesn't own the information being presented), I see no legal issues with reproducing it only in part. I thought that if it were factual, it would not be libel, regardless of context. Not positive, though.

      Either way, he clearly hopes for a quick settlement (though I don't think that will happen; precedence on this would just really hurt Google, so they're bound to fight it). No way this is going to help his reputation, after all.

    6. Re:In related news... by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Here's some more alarming news for him: His computer is broadcasting an IP address! He should probably sue the Internet.

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    7. Re:In related news... by red+floyd · · Score: 4, Informative

      For those of you who aren't in Los Angeles... The "South Bay" is the southern part of Los Angeles: The Redondo Beach/San Pedro/Long Beach area.

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    8. Re:In related news... by l810c · · Score: 4, Interesting
      This is funny, but it isn't.

      Put aside the joke and you have arguably one of the most powerful information tools in the history of internet (and the world?) being hijacked by it's own algorithms.

      There have been numerous stories here and else ware lately about tricking Google. Things like this and those search engine Spam sites are seriously starting to skew the intent of a search engine (i.e., provide links to relevant pages)

    9. Re:In related news... by scenic · · Score: 4, Insightful
      They're not really tricking the search engine... they're simply generating content. The search engine is picking up the fact that a lot of people believe a term is associated with a particular page...

      Isn't that what a search engine is supposed to do? I mean, if you search for a concept on the web, you should find what people believe is the relevant content for that term... it's not hijacking. It's simply reflecting the terms people use to refer to a particular page.

      To say that Google needs to do something about this is silly. The algorithms are working as intended. If you disagree with the opinion of the people making the connection between the term and the page, well, take it up with the people making the links or make your own links to the "right" place.

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    10. Re:In related news... by Ralph+Yarro · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I personally see this as a Huge Growing Problem that will rival Email Spam and Virii/Worms in the coming months as a detriment to productivity/commerce/etc on the internet.

      That's very nice but you still haven't identified what the Huge Growing Problem us or why it will be detrimental to anything. If a huge number of people do claim a relationship between the term "Miserable Failure" and Michael Moore (or George Bush, 1810c, Jesus Christ or even Ralph Yarro) then why shouldn't Google reflect that?

      I can see concern about a single site being able to hijack search terms, that's a genuine problem imho, but if lots of people link a particular term with a particular subject, even if they do so consciously rather than subconsciously, then it seems entirely appropriate for it to show up in the search results.

      Can you think of any harm that's been caused so far? If so then please give examples, or is it just that you envisage harm to come? If so then please give putative examples. I'd really like to understand your point.

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    11. Re:In related news... by Fermier+de+Pomme+de · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The obvious answer is that, no, if one wants a meaningful search, some sites are more statistically relevant and should be weighted as such.

      Hold on a second. The obvious anwer may be 'NO' but it is not the correct answer. One of the greatest things about Google (and the web) is that you can find opinions that don't usually get mainstream visibility.

      If you want to know what the NYT or some other mainstream news provider thinks then restrict your search to their site.

      If you are searching for X and get a bunch of links to 'Anti X' then spend some time and learn how to refine your search. (Not your complaint but mentioned above.)

      I could see Google allowing you to build a profile of sites that you view as important/trustworthy (or building one for you as you surf) but to suggest that this profile is somehow appropriate for everyone is a more than a little self-centered. Maybe you could pick a canned profile and work from there.

      The idea behind page rank is that the links determine the significance of the site. If the current implementation of page rank is being abused then I'm sure Google will make attempts to change the implementation to prevent the abuse. Whether or not they succeed is anyone's guess.

  2. This begs the question... by Spytap · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...how much of it was true? ;)

    1. Re:This begs the question... by sittingbull · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You can't sue for Libel, or slander if the information is TRUE. This Mark fellow will lose big and fast and hard and deservingly.

      What triggered this post was "how much of it was true" -- Spytap is right. If true, Mark M. is up the creek w/o a lawsuit. If false, well thats not Google's problem.

    2. Re:This begs the question... by the+gnat · · Score: 5, Informative

      Joking aside, the information he's unhappy about being listed for him included a .ca.gov site (which lists disciplinary proceedings). So it's already a matter of public record. I think he's suing because this is the first hit, which he claims is misleading. Well, it's in a public database - I actually think Google is doing us a service.

      Any competent judge will throw this out right away, same as happened to that Search King dickwad.

    3. Re:This begs the question... by Unordained · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I would think that it wouldn't be slander/libel if the person providing the "information" believed it to be true, or did not know it to be false. It's not illegal to be wrong, but you can sue someone for willfully presenting as true something they know to be false (lying,) for the purpose of injuring you in some way (defamation.)

      As far as I know, you can't sue anyone for simply lying. (Holocaust denial, for example?) Truth-in-advertising is close to that, though it does contain a sense of profit/interest in the matter. (Defamation being assumed to provide advantages to the person lying.)

    4. Re:This begs the question... by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Informative
      Depends entirely on the juristiction, and the crime ultimately is based on the concept of defaming someone's character. Whether you did it deliberately, or thought you were telling the truth, doesn't mean you didn't defame someone - they're still defamed, just as if I kick you in the testicles (or equivalent pain-sensitive appendage), it still hurts, regardless of whether it was deliberate or not.

      This has lead to some interesting situations in Britain where the "defendent has to prove innocence" rules that pecularily apply to libel (well, in fairness, the prosection does have to prove the defendent made the allegation, and that it harmed the reputation of the person the defendent is being accused of having libelled, but once that's proved, the onus is on the defendent to prove the allegation is true.) I'm aware, for example, of cases where a libel case defendent won on the grounds that the person "libelled" didn't have a reputation to begin with - Derek Jameson, a newspaper editor, lost a case for that reason and there are more extreme cases that have never reached court. If I were to falsely accuse a convicted rapist of raping someone, that person would have a hard time bringing a libel case against me.

      Likewise the theoretical possibility of cases where someone makes a true, provable, accusation, and loses a libel case (with the court agreeing that the allegation is true) is a possibility. The only cases I can think of off the top of my head never went to court. Accuse someone of being a liar or fraud over something trivial ("He is a liar your honour, someone told me he ducked out of their party early feigning illness, and then turned out to have gone to another later that evening!") in the context of something serious, and you could be in a whole heap of trouble.

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    5. Re:This begs the question... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 4, Informative

      California Civil Code covers libel thusly:

      44. Defamation is effected by either of the following:
      (a) Libel.
      (b) Slander.

      45. Libel is a false and unprivileged publication by writing, printing, picture, effigy, or other fixed representation to the eye, which exposes any person to hatred, contempt, ridicule, or obloquy, or which causes him to be shunned or avoided, or which has a tendency to injure him in his occupation.

      45a. A libel which is defamatory of the plaintiff without the necessity of explanatory matter, such as an inducement, innuendo or other extrinsic fact, is said to be a libel on its face. Defamatory language not libelous on its face is not actionable unless the plaintiff alleges and proves that he has suffered special damage as a proximate result thereof. Special damage is defined in Section 48a of this code.

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      48a (b) "Special damages" are all damages which plaintiff alleges and proves that he has suffered in respect to his property, business, trade, profession or occupation, including such amounts of money as the plaintiff alleges and proves he has expended as a result of the alleged libel, and no other[.]


      There's some other information in that section which requires more ability to read legalese than I possess, but it does not seem that he has much of a case, because the presentation of this information is in the context of a privileged communication, which is defined in Section 47 (and is too long to reproduce here) but basically protects that published under legal requirements or as part of official records or proceedings, which this is. Google is no more at fault here than would be the clerk recorder of his county for presenting the information to someone asking about him.

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  3. Oh the horror, oh the tragedy!!!! by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Google's PageRank algorithm takes known good information and twists its context

    Yeah it isn't like lawyers to do that is it?

    1. Re:Oh the horror, oh the tragedy!!!! by KillerHamster · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or accountants, for that matter.

  4. Let him sue Slashdot next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey everybody, I heard that Mark Maughan once killed a man in Reno just to watch him die!

    He also has poor math skills and failed basic algebra twice.

    1. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Mark Maughan can't have an orgasm unless he kills a dog.

    2. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by cybermancer · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeah, I was thinking of that Penny Arcade reference too.

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    3. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by davisk · · Score: 5, Funny

      I once saw Mark Maughan scissor kick Angela Lansbury!

  5. I'm planning to sue the phone company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I called several of my business' competitors, and asked them for their opinion on my company, and they said they were better! This is outrageous!

  6. Next thing he'll sue them for .... by billstewart · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... is censorship, because if they delete him from Google nobody can find him.

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  7. He knows he's not going to win. by Trespass · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He just wants some free publicity. Seriously, this will be good for his business.

    Tort reform, anyone?

    1. Re:He knows he's not going to win. by mblase · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Seriously, this will be good for his business.

      I don't know, I sure wouldn't want to employ an obvious idiot with too much time on his hands to handle my accounting.

    2. Re:He knows he's not going to win. by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're quite right. When I worked at Oldsmobile the stock advice for getting ahead was to wreck a company car. Your name would appear in the monthly safety report sent to all managers. Later, when your name came up for promotion, the managers would remember that they'd heard of you, but not remember where.

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  8. humm what about intent by Cyberglich · · Score: 5, Informative

    Last i checked Libel required some form of intent since google's results are computer generrated by the web spiders where the intent do the spiders have it out for him?

  9. I'm going to state the obvious... by rritterson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If this guy gets any money.... actually, if this guy gets any money, it will only continue the current legal trends.

    However, I was going to say that if this guy gets any money our legal system will have gone kaput. This is like suing a library for providing books which contain recommendations against your products. It's also like suing me for giving you a book with the same information.

    What a great example of shooting the messenger... how pathetically ridiculous.

    Oh, and is this guy actually suing the parties responsible for the creation of the socalled 'defamatory content'? Probably not, seeing as how they are broke due to doing business with a poor accountant.

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    1. Re:I'm going to state the obvious... by autopr0n · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not exactly.

      It's more like suing a library for saying "oh, That guy? There's a book about him on teir 5, row six that says he murdered a little girl", then when you get to teir 5 row six, the book about him says that he once got a speeding ticket and didn't pay, but the book next to it says that some other guy murdered a little girl.

      If the library refused to stop giving out that nugget of information when you asked them too, would you not be pissed?

      Actually, all of us here should be smart enough to understand the situation without ridiculous metaphors. Google's page summary is giving out misleading information about him, and they refuse to do anything about it. I don't think the onus should be on Google to prevent this, but I don't see why they can't act on complaints they do get.

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  10. Hey, Mark. Here's a lance. by SamTheButcher · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have fun tilting at that windmill, bub.

  11. Whoopie by Tyrdium · · Score: 4, Informative
    Looks like he didn't read Google's terms of service...
    Google disclaims any and all responsibility or liability for the accuracy, content, completeness, legality, reliability, or operability or availability of information or material displayed in the GOOGLE SERVICES results. Google disclaims any responsibility for the deletion, failure to store, misdelivery, or untimely delivery of any information or material. Google disclaims any responsibility for any harm resulting from downloading or accessing any information or material on the Internet through the GOOGLE SERVICES.
    IANAL, but this seems to be saying that they are not liable for anything Google serves up. Given that, by doing this search and suing them for its results, he's violating its terms of service, I don't think he can do much... It's like the clause in a Microsoft EULA that says they aren't responsible for any damages related to or caused by their product.
  12. An interesting side-effect ... by danwiz · · Score: 4, Interesting
    An interesting side-effect is that because of the publicity, the search engine will rank his 'alarming, false, misleading and injurious' information even higher!

    Wonder if this will add strength to his case?

  13. Can this CPA add 2 and 2? by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Funny thing. I click on the "Read More" link for this story, and the huge ad that appears directly under it is for...Google!!! Is that irony, or does /. use some algorithm for displaying related ads inside stories, for users who would be more likely to click on those ads?

    Anyway, here's what I was going to post... Can this CPA add up 2 and 2? If there is libelous information on the Internet, and he wishes to pursue litigation, then he should go after the persons responsible for the information. Google is only an index, making the information on the Internet easily available for access. Without Google (and perhaps without similar search engines), it would be all but impossible to find anything useful on the Internet.

    In fact, I think the aforementioned CPA should THANK Google for making it possible for him to FIND the offending information, so that he can take action against whomever he should take action. Without Google, the alleged libel might have been posted all over the Internet and our friend the CPA would never have been any the wiser.

    I further think there is no basis in law for suing an index for pointing to information. On the contrary, I think this was tested in court quite a few times (in all those trials against linking to pages within a site) and it was decided that you can link to whatever the heck you want to link to.

    Therefore, I think this CPA is making a stupid decision, and I believe the case will get dismissed. I hope Google countersues for legal fees. And wins.

    Oh yeah, and did I mention I'm a Supreme Court Justice? Yeah, the Supreme Court of Bullshit.

  14. The offending link by cybermancer · · Score: 4, Informative
    I imagine this is the offending link to the California Diciplinary Actions List. All the information he claims Google distorted is displayed in black on white on the page owned by ca.gov. Don't know how anyone else could be liable for that.

    So in other words he is suing Google, et al. for pointing to publicly available records that are not flattering. The odd side effect is now that everyone will see this link and know all the sorted details about he and his law firm. Before he made this fuss no one would have cared. Maybe he will sue me too for posting this link. Hmm. . . .

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  15. Maybe this is what he didn't like... by Jeff+Reed · · Score: 5, Informative

    This page seems to list some disciplinary action taken against his law firm. I quote from the "Cause for Discipline" column (all emphasis mine):

    For purposes of settlement, Respondent admits the truth and accuracy of the allegations and charges in the Accusation. Respondent and his accountancy corporation engaged in the practice of public accounting with expired licenses.

    Respondent additionally failed to pay an administrative fine imposed by the Board for failing to supply the Board with copies of a financial report representing the highest level of service rendered, in accordance with Section 89.1 of the California Code of Regulations. Respondent's failure to pay the administrative fine caused the Board to withhold renewal of his CPA license.


    Sounds like someone knew they'd have no luck taking on the state and decided to try and get some quick cash out a Google. Nice try.

  16. Re:In other news by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Don't laugh. I did.
    I requested, was charged for and I paid for an unlisted number. The phone company published my number anyway and I filed suit on them in small claims court. The phone company did not show up in court and I won a default judgement against them for $1,000.

    They never paid me. And when I called them and demanded satisfaction, they began screwing me on my phone bills. My $29 a month phone bill suddenly exploded into $600 a month bills for bogus charges, bogus equipment, bogus repairs, bogus services and bogus installations. The more I complained the worse it got, when I refused to pay the bills they cut my phone off then charged me hundreds of dollars to reconnect it and HUGE deposits.

    Fucking thieves SBC is.... I cut the wires at the pole and the house and rolled up the wire and kept it. I now use only a cell phone.

    I will NEVER have a land line again.
    BTW, I had previously had an unlisted number for over 15 years.

  17. Loser Pays... by ndykman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think it may be time for the US to seriously consider implementing a "Loser Pays" system in civil court. Basically, if you, as a lawyer, pursue what is found to be suit with insufficient legal merit, then you are liable for all the costs of the case, including the other sides fees, plus any penalty the court finds suitable.

    If you as a lawyer don't believe that a case has merit, but the client wants to pursue the case, the lawyer can draw up a contract noting that the client has been advised that consuel believes the case does not have merit, and that they, the client, will bear the liability for all costs and penalties in the case.

    The first thing that happens in a civil suit is that it is analyzed for merit, and if it found lacking, liability and fines are assessed.

    Basically, it takes the profit motive for pursuing crappy cases out of the system. Why shouldn't lawyers pursue any case? Money is money.

    And this still allows for anybody to pursue a case, but they have to assume the costs if the lawyer doesn't find any merit to the case.

    1. Re:Loser Pays... by adamjone · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The loser pays system has advantages, but it can be abused just as easily as the current system. Plaintiffs with a valid case will be a bit gunshy about bringing their case against a major corporation. If they are lucky enough to find a lawyer willing to take the case and assume the risk, there is still the off chance that they could lose the case and be assigned enormous fees. Companies with plenty of resources would be encouraged to fight all court cases under this system, as they would incur minimal court costs in a loss, and could possibly profit from a win.

    2. Re:Loser Pays... by JInterest · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think it may be time for the US to seriously consider implementing a "Loser Pays" system in civil court. Basically, if you, as a lawyer, pursue what is found to be suit with insufficient legal merit, then you are liable for all the costs of the case, including the other sides fees, plus any penalty the court finds suitable.

      IAAL, and you seem a little confused as to what a "Loser Pays" system is.

      A "loser pays" system is one in which the losing litigant, not the lawyer for the litigant, pays the attorney's fees and court costs of the prevailing side. This is also known as "fee-shifting".

      Such a system seems to have an intrinsic appeal to certain people, particularly to those who really don't understand how the U.S. legal system works.

      The U.S. legal system is a combination of statutes and judge-made law. A large amount of U.S. law is judge-made, particularly in the area of tort, and new legal theories and new causes of action are an important part of the development of that kind of law.

      Right now, U.S. citizens enjoy a liberal civil justice system in which any person may make a claim in good faith. The price for that system is that there are some who will abuse it.

      A general "loser pays" approach would of course stifle that process of creating new law. It can be argued that is appropriate, since legislation should be the prerogative of legislatures. However, with more and more legislators coming from non-legal backgrounds, and the increasing nastiness and contentiousness of politics, statutes are becoming more complex and often require interpretation, which means that somebody, somewhere, has to make certain arguments about matters for which there isn't any precedent as of yet. Judge-made law is thus unavoidable, if only as a matter of interpretation.

      So you see, a "loser pays" system creates a problem. We already have laws that allow recoveries against people who file meritless lawsuits or who prosecute an action in bad faith. But if the U.S. legal system had always employed a "loser pays" approach, many legal decisions that we now take for granted could never have happened; for instance, the NAACP would have been bankrupted by their many losses long before Brown v. Board of Education.

      Now in reading the post I am responding to, I cannot help but think that the poster operates under the misconception that attorneys have some crystal ball that allows them to know whether a client has a meritorious case when the client comes in and hires the attorney, prior to the conduct of discovery or a hearing or anything else. You wouldn't want an attorney have to prejudge YOUR case, I assure you. An attorney is a hired expert, not a judge or jury. It is clients that drive litigation, not attorneys. The litigiousness of U.S. society is a direct result of both the increasing assumption of power by the judicial branch, which encourages the seeking of judicial rather than legislative or private solutions to social problems, and the expansion of legislation of all kinds that began in the mid-20th century, a result of a "progressive" mindset that sees legislation/State coercion as the solution to persistent human problems. More law makes more litigation, it's just that simple.

      Yes, the fact that there are so many attorneys in the U.S. now, and that they are all hungry for work, means that litigants have far more access to our overburdened courts than they used to. But the reason that there are so many more attorneys is that the policy of the courts and state governments has been to increase competition in the legal services field in the public interest. There are more law schools than there once were. Various court decisions going back to the '60's prohibited minimum fee schedules, non-compete agreements, and other anti-competitive practices between lawyers.

      I am not saying that there shouldn't be reform, but a universal "loser pays" system is a cure that is worse than the disease. Eliminating conti

  18. Here's what he's actually referring to by Cyph · · Score: 5, Informative
    When you search google for his company name, the first hit it comes up with shows the following for the description:


    Disciplinary Actions List - Bi-Bz ... Surrender of license accepted. Effective July 1, 1993. BROWN & MAUGHAN,
    AN ACCOUNTANCY CORPORATION (COR 2529). MAUGHAN, MARK G. (CPA 38184) ...


    The reason he is suing is because "Surrender of license accepted." is shown in the description, while it actually is carried over from a section on the page which doesn't refer to his company. Though if you view the page you'll see that the company is actually on probation for 3 years. The site linked to is actually http://www.dca.ca.gov. Now, apparently, this guy thinks that if Google sampled some of the results on the page, and accidentally showed that, Google is somehow responsible for libel.

    Personally, I think he's insane, but I can see his position on this because it does look misleading. I just hope he doesn't win anything.
  19. Meanwhile... by Thedalek · · Score: 4, Funny

    Googling for my name reveals that, in addition to being an avid gamer, I apparantly played Greedo in Star Wars.

    Think I'll sue Lucas for not paying me.

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  20. Re:Anger.... Rising... by Surazal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I kinda agree... between this guy, SCO, Microsoft, and everyone else these days, it seems like childish behavior in the courtroom is the order of the day.

    Of course, sometimes I wonder if it's always been like this. The internet I think is bringing things into the sunlight that are normally hidden in darkness....

    Maybe this publicity is having a positive effect. Few of the grown-ups I know approve of childish behavior, so stories on people like this ought to show the public their true faces: adults acting like spoiled rotten kids.

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  21. Re:Isn't page rank dead? by DRUNK_BEAR · · Score: 5, Funny

    You mean this technology I presume...

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  22. When google gives wrong info me by randomwalker · · Score: 5, Funny

    When google gives wrong info on me(other people have same name), i just add their stuff to my resume.
    I gained a dance school and a few civil war books in my resume experiences.

  23. It's only right... by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's only right that Google should validate the truth of every one of the six billion pages indexed by their system. After all, eager minds want to know:

    Who really killed JFK, did Tammy really make out with Nick at the end of the high school prom, and whether UFO's, the Lock Ness Monster, bigfoot, black triangles and the chucacubra really exist or not. This could save so much effort and time wasted on speculation and controversy.

  24. Re:Anger.... Rising... by Dhalka226 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let me begin by saying that I agree with you that lawsuits are out of control.

    But...

    The sort of reform you suggest is not fair. We all know that guilty (or in this case liable) parties are found not liable, and not liable parties are found liable. It happens, especially in law where the running joke that "a jury is twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer" isn't that far from the truth.

    An unintended consequence of this reform is to limit completely LEGITIMATE lawsuits and make big corporations essentially untouchable for the average Joe Citizen. We all know that the bigger the corporation or the richer the party, the more lawyers they have and the more expensive each one is. Even if somebody has a legitimate claim against the corporation, are they going to take the chance of having to pay $150,000 if a jury doesn't agree? How about a half million? They would be especially wary about doing so if the amount they're claiming is less than the amount that they were likely to lose if their case was rejected.

    On the other side of the coin, it permits companies and rich people from continuing to run rampant over the judicial system by simply accepting the risks or for intimidation purposes--one of the main purposes of lawsuits today. Tort reform that only reforms the lower- and middle-classes... there just has to be something better.

    On a completely DIFFERENT coin, even if your idea was otherwise flawless there would still be a problem: Namely, that some unbelievable percentage of cases never even reach court. So if that number is 85% (I can't find a figure right now), that means you're only having an effect on the remaining 15% of lawsuits anyway. It would be a start, but hardly a big impact.

    Personally, I think the problem is attitude. When people stop believing that everybody owes them something, that if any mistake is ever made they should sue the pants off of somebody, the lawsuit problem will cease to exist. But that attitude plays on human nature's inherent greed, so I'm not sure it ever will.

  25. Internet Libel Standards by fiumisporchi · · Score: 5, Informative
    It doesn't seem like he will have much success if Bloggers can't be sued for libel. Note this paragraph:
    The court based its decision on a section of the 1996 Communications Decency Act, or the CDA. That section states, "... no provider or user of an interactive computer service shall be treated as the publisher or speaker of any information provided by another information content provider." Three cases since then -- Zeran v. AOL, Gentry v. eBay and Schneider v. Amazon -- have granted immunity to commercial online service providers.
    Point, set, match, google.
  26. Re:Good idea... by Bloater · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From what I read in the article, it's not PageRank that produced the libelous comments but the summary view of the linked-to pages.

    Ie, when searching for the two words:
    "Bloater" "criminal"

    a page that rightly proclaims:
    "Bloater thinks that any murderer is a criminal"

    can be summarised as "Bloater ... is a criminal"

    If this is the case, then just as a the author of an anagram generator does not issue libelous statements, but the "user" does, it is in fact Mark Maughan himself that generated these alleged libelous statements by instructing a peice of search_and_summarise software to search and summarise by cutting out non matching text using some continuation marker such as "..." just as it normally does and he and everybody else expects it to.

  27. No, stupid by IshanCaspian · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A librarian is a bad example, because Google doesn't even understand what a person is...it's just a pattern-matching algorithm. You make them sound like some kind of a malevolent agent that refuses to stop telling big mean 'ol nasty lies...the truth of the matter is that Google just scans for whatever words you put in it, and if someone is publishing information that contains those words, it's going to turn up.

    Furthermore, there are so many people in the world with any given name there's no expectation that just giving google a name is enough to be sure you're going to be talking about the same person.

    This is like looking in the card catalog for your name and then suing the library for libel.

    Don't be so quick to knock ridiculous metaphors, you had a really ridiculous one and you didn't seem to understand what was going on at all.

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  28. why go through the trouble? by boarder · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Excuse me, but if you went through the trouble of going to court with this, why did you not take it all the way? I mean, you won $1000, why did you call THEM asking for satisfaction? Why not take further legal action? I'm sorry, but if a company owes me that kind of money, I'm going to get it.

    The next part is even more unbelievable. As big as SBC is, I highly doubt that some low level bill supervisor cares about your lawsuit and complaints enough to perform highly illegal actions (of which you have written, documented proof in your bill). Even more ludicrous is that a high level manager would care about something so petty as $1000 to fuck with you. Then, even if this did happen, why did you not take those bills to the Better Business Bureau or to small claims court again?

    All of this sounds like urban legend... even the $1000. I would guess that a judge would fine them the amount you paid to have your phone unlisted, then ordered them to take your name out of the next version of the phone book.

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  29. Offhand I would say... by Chordonblue · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He needs to take this up with the original posters of this information. You can sue someone for libeling you (hopefully if it's not true), but you can't sue Xerox for printing the copy.

    Stupid fscking lawsuits. How about this - don't be an asshole and you'll have nothing to worry about to begin with - END OF LINE.

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  30. Why the Libel not? by Mulletproof · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Honestly, if you can sue P2P "search engines" for finding music in which they ultimately do not control who downloads or not, why not sue a normal search engine for all the pirated material, warez and serialz? Why not sue them for libel since they're propagating false and slanderous information while you're at it?

    It's always a riot to see hypocrisy and lawsuit abuse come head to head. What a wonderful standard the RIAA has set for us.

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  31. Slashdot Men of Genius... by Magus311X · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think it's about time Slashdot had something along this line:
    ----- -----

    Slashdot Men of Genius...
    Today we salute you, mister "begs-the-question".
    Mister begs-the-question!
    While millions can understand a basic phrase, you take the lead in misinterpreting everything.
    Cannot make a distinction!
    Your lack of logic ensures that phrases coined centuries ago will continue to wreak confusion for years come.
    A leader in confusion!
    You know, your anal retentive obsession about "begs the question" really begs the question, do you really understand basic English?
    This is the question I'm beggin'!
    And gosh, did you know that I B.A'd in Logic? Fat lot of good that did me with guys like you around telling me how to speak.
    Slashdot Men of Genius

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    1. Re:Slashdot Men of Genius... by markhb · · Score: 4, Funny

      You need an ending:

      So here's to you, Mister Begs-the-Question, and here's to that Strunk & White you have jammed up your ass.

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