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Rexx Is Still Strong After 25 years

therexxman writes "March marks the 25th anniversary of the Rexx programming language, and to celebrate the Rexx Language Association is hosting the 15th Annual Rexx Symposium at the IBM Research Labs in Boeblingen, Germany, from May 2 to 6, 2004. Full details of the Symposium can be found in the 2004 Rexx Symposium Announcement. Many of the world's 'Rexxperts' will be in attendance including Rexx's founder, Decimal Arithmetic guru, and IBM Fellow, Mike Cowlishaw."

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  1. What's Rexx? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Never heard of it.

  2. Important Information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    HORSE HELP

    A Beginners Guide

    Horses are a proud, independent breed of animal. Their breed, their social life, their training (or lack therof), and their own developing personality are a few of the variables that must be accounted for when attempting to understand them individualy. Horses, like people, all have individual personalities so one must really spend a great deal of time with an animal to develop a significant relationship. I can say with a great deal of confidence however, that anyone that spends a significant amount of time observing and interacting with horses can do ANYTHING with them.

    Basic reproductive behavior

    Horses, like most animals, depend on the sense of smell to signify the readiness of a female for an encounter. The stallion will approach the mare from behind and make a squealing noise...if the mare is in heat she will "wink" her pussy and squirt a few short squirts of urine. The stallion will have to approach her several times (unless shes a real slut) before she will acquiesse. The mare will often prove recalcitrant for some time, even threatening to kick the stallion. As he squeals and nips her however, with time, she becomes acquiessent and allows him to mount her and complete the union.

    The Stallion

    A full grown stallion's cock, when fully erect, will measure some two to three feet long. It can be three to six inches thick at the base, to about two inches thick at the head. Horses are somewhat different from other animals in the way their cock head works. When a horse is fully erect and excited and ready to mount, his cock head is somewhat pointed and not as thick as might be normally observed. This is to facillatate an easier entry into the mare. After the horse has entered and reaches a climax the head swells (though it is more spongy then hard) into a fist sized mass as he ejacultates. It is thought that this serves as a plug to force the semen deep into the mare rather then allowing it to leak out. A full grown stallion can ejaculate about one cup ( 8 ounces ) of semen. It will take quite a few spurts to accomplish this. Each time his tail will raise and lower in a brief flick. The first few jets are of a thin to average consistency of cum. The final few jets are of a thick gelatinous substance... it is thought that this serves to "seal" the mares pussy so that the semen has time to do it's thing before leaking out. Horse semen is extremely viscous, if you touch your finger to a pool of it you can draw a thin string of it five to six feet long! Horse cum has a nice flat taste to it...not at all bitter like man's cum. You can easily drink cups of it with no discomfort.

    The Mare - how to do it.

    Mares can be quite satisfactory for the average well endowed male. If you are somewhat less developed you might find better pleasure with a pony or Miniature Horse. These are also better as they are lower to the ground. A pony you can fuck standing up. A miniature horse on your knees or squatting depending on the size. A mare will require something to stand on or "platform shoes"...(IE mini stilts to raise you a foot off the ground) so that you can reach her pussy. Fucking any horse will depend on the horse. Some will be ready right away...some will take coaxing. Pet the animal, talk to it softly, spend time with it gaining it's trust. If something you are doing upsets it then don't force it. Talk to it and calm it. If you work slowly you can make an animal accept anything. It is just a question of helping it overcome it's fears. All animals fear man if raised in the wild. How any animal reacts will depend on it's own experiences. If you haved raised the animal yourself in a loving enviroment, then you should have no problem associating with it, if it is a strange animal that you have met in the wild then you will have to go through an extended "courtship" to learn how to respond to the beast.

    MARES - TRAINING YOUR OWN

    When the filly reaches weaning age, seperate her from her dam. If you have limited ti

  3. Yea, Rexx is going stronger than ever by Meor · · Score: -1, Troll

    (Not really)

  4. Re:wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    No, that wasn't Rexx, that was BSD.

    *sigh* And now will come the "-1 Troll", it's a joke people, a friggin joke.

  5. Re:Rexx is good... by jjsjeff · · Score: 0, Troll

    Rexx....more like Wreck