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  1. This story is a troll... on Alan Turing, the Inventor of Software · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Al Gore invented software!

    -J

  2. I call that.... on Apple Rejects RealNetwork's Pleas · · Score: 1

    a Bitchslap! hahaha

    Go away Real!

  3. Sawfish WM Sponsorship :) on Chainsaw-wielding Robotic Submarine · · Score: 1

    This badass robot was actually sponsored by the Sawfish Window Manager. They are looking for a new mascot. Something strong enough to fight that damn OpenBSD blowfish in the ocean. :)



    -Jeff
  4. Re:Rexx is good... on Rexx Is Still Strong After 25 years · · Score: 0, Troll

    Rexx....more like Wreck

  5. Re:Money for who to the what? on Apple Sued in France for iPod Music Royalties · · Score: 1

    If it wasn't for the U.S. it would be called German music today instead of French music.

    -J

  6. Re:Bad writers plagiarize? on Bloggers' Plagiarism Scientifically Proven · · Score: 1

    Wow! I never did that when I was in elementary/middle school...not more than 4 or 5 times anyways :)

    -J

  7. Boss... on Adding Background Noise To Your Phone Call · · Score: 5, Funny

    Play keyboard clicking sounds when he calls me on the phone so it sounds like I'm working.... :)

  8. Re:It's a car for women! on Your Future Car's Hood Will Be Welded Shut · · Score: 1

    Actually liquids are compressible, but because they don't compress much most people assume the compression to be zero.

    It does make a difference in Thermo calculations if you assume your liquids to be incompressible.

    -J

  9. Re:Yeah, Um... on Cheap PC Oscilloscopes - Any Recommendations? · · Score: 1

    Because the quality of your instrument determines how well you engineer the product. Same way w/ hardware programmers. The faster you can program the chips the more money you can make since the market is based on volume not selling 1 product ata time.

    -J

  10. All your.... on Too slow! FBI Shuts Down Hosting Service · · Score: 1

    All your [data]base are belong to us! :)

    -Jeff

  11. Wasted effort on Brits Still Working on Stinky Email · · Score: 1

    The brits should learn how to master the toothbrush first!!!

    -J

  12. Spam on Brits Still Working on Stinky Email · · Score: 1

    Spam that smells like Spam (tm). I think this is a bad idea. :(

  13. Re:Traders or Traitors? on Microsoft Warning Leaked Code Traders · · Score: 1

    Please pay for the upgrade or All your base are belong to us.

  14. Flaws on HP Discusses Anti-Counterfeiting Measures · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has been adding these features to their products for years!!!! :P

    -J

  15. Re:Linux going mainstream? on Linux Going Mainstream · · Score: 1

    Plan 9

  16. Golf on PC in a.... Sphere? · · Score: 1

    I would make a giant stand for it so that it looked like a golf ball on a tee. I think I would also paint some dimples on it.

    -Jeff

  17. Still won't change virus compatibility on Microsoft on Security: We'll Break Your Apps · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The more holes they patch the more holes they open.

    This new strategy is to break competing software

    .
  18. Re:Map of the radio spectrum? on FCC Approves Digital Radio, Kills Satellite Merger · · Score: 1

    Will it be something we have to contend for 10 years down the road when 802.11X takes off?

    Probably not since 802.11b is in the 2.4GHz range and 802.11a is supposed to be in the 5.(something)GHz range.
    -Jeff

  19. I'd buy... on HOWTO: Spend A Billion Dollars · · Score: 1

    ...a giant frickin' laser. Too big for even mini-me to hump. :)

  20. Re:What will they blame it on when this doesn't se on Bon Jovi Tries New Approach To Fight Piracy · · Score: 1

    Shot to the heart and you're to blame, you give love a bad name!

  21. One word... on Palm Ships With 12-bit Screen, Says 16-Bit On Box · · Score: 1

    "Shenanegan!"

  22. In other news... on Godzilla Getting Ready to Stomp Mozilla? · · Score: 1

    God has claimed copyright infringement on the people claiming that they own rights to "Godzilla". He is also suing people that use the phrase "Goddamnit". You may, however, not be held responsible if you use the phrase, "Goddamit!", when using it in refererence to talking to telemarketers or your friends that owe you money.

    Suck on that Toho!

  23. Re:Over the top or out from the bottom on Toilet Paper Algorithms · · Score: 1

    I have to disagree with you...

    I always install the roll so that the paper comes out from under the roll. My reasoning for doing this is so that if I pull too much out then all I have to do is push the outside down and the roll rolls the paper back to the proper level.

    I do believe, however, that proper "ettiquite" would dictate that the paper should come from the top of the roll rather than the bottom of the roll. At least when I checked several of my friends' bathrooms it was usually like that.

  24. hmmm....No OS or No M$ OS? on Dell No Longer Selling Systems w/o Microsoft OS · · Score: 1

    There is a difference.

  25. Perl? on Think Python · · Score: 1

    Are there any free Perl books out there like this one for Python?
    I haven't done any Perl or Python before and I wanted to look at both before I pick one and use it primarily.