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iPod Mini Worldwide Rollout Delayed

falcon5768 writes "Apparently those 4-gig, $249 little buggers are selling faster than anyone expected.... So fast that the original April rollout worldwide has been delayed till July to keep up with the demand in the states and to get enough in production to meet worldwide sales. Given that there where 100,000 pre-orders alone, does this mean that yet again Apple hit on a niche that no one else (including me) thought would sell. I have been hearing a lot of rumors that the biggest buyer of the iPod mini has in fact been those female tech geeks out there. So much for the idea a $249 4-gig iPod was a mistake." Rob Glaser of RealNetworks, though, claims that not opening the iPod (big or small) to other formats is a real mistake; he wants to see iPod support other proprietary formats (like, say, Real's).

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  1. Yeah.. right.. by grub · · Score: 4, Funny


    100,000 pre-orders alone [...] the biggest buyer of the iPod mini has in fact been those female tech geeks out there

    Ha ha ha! Next they'll be telling us about the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus buying them.

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  2. It's apparent... by TimTheFoolMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...that Apple made a huge blunder there (not supporting Real Networks). I'm sure they're kicking themselves over it.

    Tim

    1. Re:It's apparent... by tbmaddux · · Score: 5, Funny
      ...that Apple made a huge blunder there (not supporting Real Networks). I'm sure they're kicking themselves over it.
      Totally and demonstrably false. Now, if you start with a few basic assumptions, you can easily show tha - BUFFERING...
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    2. Re:It's apparent... by Tengoo · · Score: 4, Funny
      Delay after delay, botched rollouts, etc. What's going on?

      Ya! It's almost as if they're somewhat beleaguered.
    3. Re:It's apparent... by thelasttemptation · · Score: 5, Funny

      They have, however, been having some major operational issues lately, it seems. Delay after delay, botched rollouts, etc. What's going on?

      What's going on? They are selling like hot cakes! Tis what's going on! Delays cause they sell more then expected, Botched Rollout by selling more then you can produce? I say that Apple's really pissed about that. I bet they even fired everyone that worked on such a flop. It's horrable! This is the death hit for Apple! Apple is DEAD! Whee!

      and yes, that last bit is called scarcasm...

  3. Size Doesn't Matter? by drdreff · · Score: 5, Funny

    Heh, first time I've heard that one. Funny that it's the female demographic too...

    "No, give me the smaller one"

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    1. Re:Size Doesn't Matter? by iiioxx · · Score: 5, Funny

      Size Doesn't Matter?

      Heh, first time I've heard that one. Funny that it's the female demographic too...

      "No, give me the smaller one"


      Actually, that makes perfect sense. It's male buyers that seem to be obsessed with buying the biggest model available.

      "Gimme the Yukon! With the HEMI! Grunt! Grunt! Five miles to the gallon? Fuck it, gimme it anyway! Grunt! Grunt! Gimme a bigger one!"

      The irony of course, is that the bigger truck actually makes their penis look smaller in comparison. If they feel inferior in that regard, they should be buying a Geo Metro instead.

      "Look at my penis next to this Metro! It's enormous!!!"

    2. Re:Size Doesn't Matter? by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Funny

      Same is true with porno.

      Guy sees some giant man railin' a porn star, he thinks "damn, she's getting it good. look at the size of that thing! this guy's a sexual demon."

      Girl sees the same scene and thinks, "wow, I'll bet that really hurts. he's pushing right into her bladder, and there's hardly any contact with the clitoris at all."

      Of course, if they made porn for women, it'd be 45 minutes of foreplay followed by the man taking the garbage to the curb.

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    3. Re:Size Doesn't Matter? by Cruciform · · Score: 5, Funny

      Of course, if they made porn for women, it'd be 45 minutes of foreplay followed by the man taking the garbage to the curb.

      They do make porn for women. It's called 'The Shopping Channel'.

  4. So much for Slashdot wisdom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "No one's gonna buy that! It's only 4 gigs, and it's too expensive! Apple is DOOMED!"

    Whatever.

  5. Re:why female geeks ? by Bryan_W · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because men like to have big ipods

  6. In Other News.... by vought · · Score: 4, Funny
    Rob Glaser of RealNetworks, though, claims that not opening the iPod (big or small) to other formats is a real mistake; he wants to see iPod support other proprietary formats (like, say, Real's).

    In other news, The head of GM thinks that Germany's Porsche should install Chevrolet LT1 engines in the new 911. "It'll give them a chance to reach a larger audience with that car." a spokesman for the company said.

  7. Re:Wow... by Mateito · · Score: 5, Funny

    > It's been on MacRumors.com all day.

    Because MacRumors is, by name and nature, a rumors site.

    Slashdot only published hard news.

  8. Uh-huh by Unknown+Kadath · · Score: 4, Funny

    Glaser...said during a panel discussion Tuesday at PC Forum here that Apple is creating problems for itself by using a file format that forces consumers to buy music from Apple's own iTunes site....Apple could not be reached for comment.

    Yes, that's because Apple was on its way to the bank. Laughing, I might add.

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  9. Re:Supporting other formats. by Eslyjah · · Score: 4, Funny

    What you say may be true, but how many people do you know really advocate open sores?

  10. Can we also open up the iPod... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...so that RealPlayer can install itself on the LCD display in a prominent manner, pop up annoying ads every minute, reset itself to the most annoying set of options after you restart the iPod, play poor quality audio and, most of all, make itself completely unremovable from the iPod once installed?

    And while we're at it, can we give an iPod a wireless interface and GPS so that it can report to RealNetworks exactly where you've been going and what you've been doing while you've been carrying the thing around.

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  11. Typo by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 4, Funny
    Rob Glaser of RealNetworks, though, claims that not opening the iPod (big or small) to other formats is a real mistake

    Ummmm... shouldn't that be RealMistake(tm)? ;)

  12. Damn its cuteness factor by ClockChaos · · Score: 5, Funny


    Being a female tech geek myself, I was with you all when I thought the the mini was an idiotic concept priced for failure.

    But then they started putting these ads in the InStyle magazine (girly fashion mag touting the latest styles out there). The ad was two facing pages with postcard pop-ups of paper iPod Minis to actual size, one of each color. Damn it if it didn't look as nice as some of those cute little handbags in the same price range a few pages away.

    I still didn't get it, but I swear, if they slap a little Hello Kitty on it, I may have to cave in to the cuteness factor. ;p

  13. Re:why female geeks ? by Macgrrl · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have a 40 Gb iPod, my husband has a 30Gb iPod - reason, he demands instant gratification, so he got his first, because I had to wait - I got the bigger one cheaper... :)

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  14. Re:why female geeks ? by spincycle1953 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I've met and known many female geeks. The reason most don't know they are there is because a lot of male geeks LOOK like the stereotypical geek."

    And a lot of the stereotypical female geeks look like males.

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  15. Re:Suggestions from Real... great... by BitterAboutReal · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, I'm bitter about Real.

    No, I am. And I would appreciate it if you would stop trying to masquerade as me.

  16. Re:Wow... by slycer9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    >>Slashdot only published hard news.

    I don't even know where to start with that one.

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  17. Re:why female geeks ? by spincycle1953 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "he demands instant gratification, so he got his first, because I had to wait - I got the bigger one"

    Yeah, but did you have multiple iPods?

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  18. Re:PDA by Bombcar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why buy an iPod when you can get a Portable PC with subwoofer and 120 GB of MP3s? And it supports Ogg, too!

  19. Yeah, the IPod may be popular.... by cardshark2001 · · Score: 4, Funny
    But it only has one button and you have to drag the headphone jack icon to the trash icon to get your headphones out of it.

    Oh yeah, and you can only play one song at a time.

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  20. Two points of view by bonch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot: The iPod-mini is overpriced and has no target audience!

    Rest of the world: We don't give a flying fuck!

  21. Re:Yeah.. right..(ob RvB quote) by nathanh · · Score: 4, Funny
    also, i would guess women to care a little more about it being tiny.

    Are you kidding? Have you ever seen the average woman's handbag? I've seen smaller European cars.

  22. Re:There's a lot of crow sandwiches around here. by Drakonian · · Score: 4, Funny

    Slashdot. No wireless. More incorrect tech predictions than Dvorak. Lame.

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  23. Re:Yeah.. right..(ob RvB quote) by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 4, Funny
    She bought it herself, with her babysitting money.

    Crap, now 13 year old kids are buying stuff I've been putting off as 'too expensive'. I gotta get myself a piece of this lucrative babysitting racket...

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