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The Slate Programming Language

Posted by CowboyNeal on from the languages-named-after-microsoft-sites dept.

An anonymous reader writes "I know that we have had an influx of new programming languages of late, but I feel that this one merits special attention. Theoretical computer scientists and long-time Squeak and LISP contributors Brian Rice and Lee Salzman have been rapidly developing a language called Slate. It draws on the various strengths of the Self, Smalltalk, and LISP languages. To quote from the website: 'Slate is a prototype-based object-oriented programming language based on Self, CLOS, and Smalltalk. Slate syntax is intended to be as familiar as possible to a Smalltalker, rather than engaging in divergent experiments in that respect.' The beta release is currently being written in Common LISP."

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  1. It works! by Timesprout · · Score: 3, Funny

    I prototyped this mail using it

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  2. Ah, great, Smalltalk by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 4, Funny
    Slate syntax is intended to be as familiar as possible to a Smalltalker

    And for the rest of the world? Oh wait, sorry, Smalltalkers are gods among programmers. So foolish of me to think of myself before the Smalltalkers.

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    True story.
  3. well, by bsDaemon · · Score: 3, Funny

    at least you admit it. that's the first step to recovery.

  4. The first thought that came to my mind... by Rahga · · Score: 3, Funny

    Even though, admittedly, this looks is a joke post, I couldn't help but think this the moment I noticed the article: "I don't really need a programming language that hates Catholic, can't grasp the realities of free-market economics, and is determined to write-in Howard Dean on the 2004 elections ballots..."

  5. Eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who gives a shit about the real world. None of the tools you cubicle-dwelling corporate serfs love so much ever came from the real world. All your programming tools come from research labs -- mere leftovers thrown away by academics once they grow bored of playing with them.

    You code monkeys are nothing but low-skilled craftsmen, so when real scientists speak, please sit down and shut up, mkay?

  6. Wait a minute....... by MasterSLATE · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thats MY nick..... So, they're saying I'm a smalltalker with a lisp?

    Shhhtop it! :(

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  7. Amazing. by warrax_666 · · Score: 4, Funny

    And they say its syntax is easier to understand than LISP? I wonder what they're smoking...

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  8. RE: Theoretical computer scientists... by Ignominious+Cow+Herd · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder what Real computer scientists have been working on.

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