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Bush Says Americans 'Ought to Have' Broadband and a Pony by 2007

wrttnwrd writes "George Bush is calling for universal broadband by 2007. He doesn't say how, or who's going to pay for it, or who's going to build it, but hey, isn't almost good enough? (for all of you Boondocks readers out there)" First step to universal broadband: don't have your Justice Department argue against communities providing their own broadband service. And don't forget the pony!

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  1. A pony indeed by seanadams.com · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fetch the man his coffee, post haste!

    Some Americans have yet to receive their forty acres and mules.

    1. Re:A pony indeed by seanadams.com · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually I was trying to link directly to a funny Onion headline but slashcode wouldn't let me. Here's a link that doesn't try to go straight to the pdf.

    2. Re:A pony indeed by morganjharvey · · Score: 5, Funny

      Some Americans have yet to receive their forty acres and mules.

      Really? Then explain why there are so many asses everywhere.

    3. Re:A pony indeed by cperciva · · Score: 4, Informative
      "Some Americans have yet to receive their forty acres and mules."
      This is not recorded anywhere in any historical document. This is a legend that has been passed on over the years.

      Not quite. During the civil war, General William Tecumseh Sherman issued an order to provide some blacks with 40 acres, and for the army to loan them mules. However, he had no authority to do this, so his order (and promises) were worthless.

      http://www.snopes.com/business/taxes/blacktax.as p
    4. Re:A pony indeed by Lord_Breetai · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is not recorded anywhere in any historical document. This is a legend that has been passed on over the years.

      If it is a legend then I don't know what to make of this:

      From Order by the Commander of the Military Division of the Mississippi, January 15, 1865:

      "The three parties named will subdivide the land, under the supervision of the Inspector, among themselves and such others as may choose to settle near them, so that each family shall have a plot of not more than (40) forty acres of tillable ground, and when it borders on some water channel, with not more than 800 feet water front, in the possession of which land the military authorities will afford them protection, until such time as they can protect themselves, or until Congress shall regulate their title."

      Nothing about mules, but still...

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    5. Re:A pony indeed by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Informative

      Here's the link. The urban legend is the idea that there was a bill passed recently with this title that gave blacks credit on their income tax as a slavery reparation. The IRS claims to have gotten over 100k bogus tax returns claiming this refund (and apparently they mistakenly did send refunds to many of those). But the story of freed slaves being promised "40 Acres and a Mule" after the end of slavery is not really an urban legend, although the person promising had no authority to do so. And the phrase was used throughout the twentieth century as a symbol of America's failure to deal responsibly with the legacy of slavery.

  2. Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Anger most of the population
    2. Attempt to win them over with cheap internet
    3. ???
    4. Pro...Re-election!

    1. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      1. Anger most of the population

      I know you're just trying to be funny, but let's look at this a little more closely, hmm?

      Newsweek, 3/26: 49% favorable job approval; 47% likely to vote for the president. The other polls are pretty close, within a percent or two. Given that the polls have margins of error of 3-5%, all we can conclude is that about half of the people in the country right now think the president is doing a good job and plan to vote to re-elect him.

      Does that sound like "most of the population" is "angered" to you? Because it sounds more like a very small segment of the population is "angered" to me, that a larger segment is dissatisfied, and that about half are either satisfied or pleased.

      How about a little honesty, huh?

    2. Re:Hmmm by forgotmypassword · · Score: 4, Interesting

      When Bush first ran for government in Texas, he ran as an educated person from a top notch school. He talked smart and he lost the election for being an "egg head".

      Subsequently Bush ran as an average Southerner of an average intelligence who "knows what's best". He's done pretty well since then.

      His persona of being a Southerner of average intelligence, average mannerisms, and average speaking has been a core part of getting him this far. I think it's because those are traits that people of average intelligence don't see as being the most important traits to have.

      Instead of intelligence, he has "know how", he "gets things done". Those are the ideals of the common man.

      I honestly have no idea how much of this is natural and how much of this is a show. I would guess that his true person is somewhere between the egghead and the arrogant ignoramus.

  3. Whoop-tee-doo. by Kronovohr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is this anything like a certain other organization stating that everyone "ought to have" universal health care, without saying how, or who's going to pay for it, etc? This is a normal function of politicians, folks, nothing to see here.

    1. Re:Whoop-tee-doo. by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Is this anything like a certain other organization stating that everyone "ought to have" universal health care, without saying how, or who's going to pay for it, etc? This is a normal function of politicians, folks, nothing to see here.

      Exactly. There's a big difference between a "policy" and a "plan" coming out of a political type. Saying that you'd like to see something doesn't quite get as much done as proposing a specific law that would cause that something to get done.

      And this is an equal opportunity problem that afflicts the left and right equally...

    2. Re:Whoop-tee-doo. by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Is this anything like a certain other organization stating that everyone "ought to have" universal health care, without saying how, or who's going to pay for it, etc?

      Universal health care is a joke. It has to be. Just last week, the big news was that our existing medicare and social security programs are hanging on by a thread. They don't even know how to fund our existing programs when the baby boomers retire. Universal healthcare will be right beside our mars missions and universal broadband as things that are bankrupting the federal government.

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    3. Re:Whoop-tee-doo. by 0WaitState · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Canada, Germany, Britain, Italy, Spain, Denmark, Holland, Norway, Sweden, (gasp) France (gasp), Greece, AND MOST OF THE FUCKING CIVILIZED WORLD have single-payer medicine. And you know what? They live longer than we do. And they spend less per capita. There are parts of society where the profit motive just ain't quite the right way to do things.

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  4. Only a coincedence... by blankmange · · Score: 4, Insightful
    that this is an election year, right? Unemployment and gas prices are up, we are still killing off our soldiers in the Middle East, we are trying to amend the Constitution to ban gay marriages, we can't educate or feed our children....

    But hey, wouldn't universal broadband be kewl!!!!????

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    1. Re:Only a coincedence... by MoonBuggy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While I will respectfully disagree with most of your opinions there and leave it at that, I'd like to see the reasoning that states preventing two loving people from gaining the social and legal rights equal to two other loving people is protecting the family. I'm genuinely interested as to why so many people think this way, so any sensible replys would be helpful.

    2. Re:Only a coincedence... by DAldredge · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I dare to say that doing more to increase wages where both parents do not have to work to provide for their kids would do more to help the family than baning gay marriage.

      Also, if Bush was as Christian as everyone of the right thought he was he would do something about the treatment of Christians in China, yet he doesn't.

      Lastly, if he isn't doing what is necessary to protect our borders how can he say he is protecting us from terrorists? If you can just drive/walk across the border with a bomb/SAM all the antiterror checks at airports will not do a damn bit of good.

    3. Re:Only a coincedence... by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      A few points.

      First, we're up to 591 now.

      Second, America's large-scale deployment lasted from 1965-1973. So the 56,000 casualties were spread out over eight years. While I'm glad that we're only losing around 600 troops a year rather than 7000, "It's not as bad as Vietnam, so it must be okay" doesn't strike me as a healthy perspective.

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    4. Re:Only a coincedence... by Hard_Code · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In fact, since gay people CAN'T naturally have children, they very often ADOPT children who genuinely need it, so in fact, prohibiting gay marriage may well do more to harm "families" than help them. The notion that giving somebody else the same rights you have is somehow weakening yours is stupid and craven.

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    5. Re:Only a coincedence... by Rysc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We're trying to amend the Constitution to allow states to define marriage however they choose. Right now, the definition of marriage is in the hands of three old white men sitting behind a bench. The amendment will put that decision back in the hands of the people.

      If anyone is likely to react incorrectly and ban gay marriage, it is old white men. The only reason they wouldn't do that is if it were (gasp!) illegal to ban it.

      As for why states shouldn't be allowed to define it seperately: What part of FULL faith and credit do you not understand?

      I'm so terribly sorry that you don't appreciate democracy.

      The old white men are part of our democratic system. One of those brilliant checks and balances: They'll follow the law, regardless of popular opinion. This makes nasty things hard to do quickly, thus making it less likely that wrong things will be done in haste. If they're right things, eventually they will be done.

      People complain about judges only when the check/balance is not working for them. Guns would be illegal by now if not for old white men.

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    6. Re:Only a coincedence... by Rysc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      i suppose the same should be said about a group of 5 loving people, and yet I wouldn't be surprised if you were against polygamy

      You say this like it's supposed to sound ridiculous. In fact, I for one have no problem with polygamy on moral grounds.

      The major argument against polygamy is historical, it being the case that multi-partner marriages have seldom been wholly consensual. It is wrong for a man to keep five women as much as it is for him to keep one, if keeping is what he is doing. With two people the chances that the relationship is less harmful is greater. None of this says that polygamy should be illegal or is immoral. In todays world it might even be possible to have perfectly workable polygamous marriages, given our fairly good legal and social system. I think we could do it in this day and age without it being harmful.

      And heck if you love your brother or sister?

      In principle there is nothing wrong with sexual contact of some kind between siblings, but I agree that it should be generally illegal on genetic grounds. And again, the possability of abuse is rather greater with a member of ones own family. So, while it's possible to have a safe icestuous relationship, I don't think the practice should be legal as at this time I do not believe such a relationship has a good enough chance of being safe.

      As for incestuous marriage... why not? Apart from the sex issue, it seems fine to me.

      I mean you love each other, or your dog for that matter.

      The only reason to ban beastiality is health reasons, both yours and the animal's. Thereis some chance of disease, for one. And I have heard of reports of harming the animal by means of the act itself. The major argument against it is that there are curently no laws of enough specificity on any books (of which I am aware) to protect the animal in such situations.

      As for marriage... you can already leave posessions to pets, and you can already sleep with them (more or less). While it may be necessary to exclude such unions from certain aspects of marriage (how would health benefits work?) and thus make the process more of a legal fiction than anything else, I see no problem with it.

      The problem is you have no objective morality

      I've got news for you, in case you slept through your philosophy classes: There is no objective morality. A few people have tried to define objective morality, and "community standards" are about as close as you can come.

      Give me one reason I should trust your judgment?

      Give me one reason you need to trust my moral judgements. If I married (say) a goat, it would in no way involve you and thus your moral perspective would be irrelevent.

      Why is your view more right than mine?

      Why is your view more right than mine? I know, majority opinion, right? Well anyone can see how quickly majority rule gets screwed up. "It's always been that way!"? This veneration of the past, while amusing, does not hold any moral weight. We don't keep slaves any longer, though it is a venerable practice. Give me some real argument as to why your opinion on marriage has any impact on anyone other than yourself and your spous (if any).

      Why should any of this be illegal or legal? What buisness does the government have telling anybody what they can and can not do.

      None at all, insofar as what people do does not cause particular harm to other people or the government. And maybe not even then.

      How does a government decide wht is moral or immoral if the electrical impulses going through their brains are nothing more than chance?

      Ah, that's jsut it, y'see.You've hit the nail on the head: The government doesn't decide what is moral, the government decides what is /legal/. Government should prohibit only minimally, as necessary, and let churches wring their hands over whether things are moral.

      Your views of right and wrong are abitrary and have no

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    7. Re:Only a coincedence... by fmaxwell · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Except the AWOL aligations were false, and the White House proved otherwise.

      What planet are you from? All that the White House did was show that Bush once took advantage of free dental work at the Air National Guard base in Alabama.

      The payroll records released by the White House show that Bush performed no guard duties at all for more than half a year in 1972. They also raise questions about how he could be credited with at least 14 days of duty during subsequent periods when his superior officers in two units said they had not seen him.

      This was a blatent attempt of the Democrats to portray John Kerry as the "war hero" while Bush as a deserter. The attempt failed miserably. In fact, Bush spent more time training to be a pilot than Kerry spent in Vietnam.

      What heroism! Flying a fighter jet around Texas at taxpayer expense. Think of the danger! What if the North Vietnamese had attacked Houston? Bush would have been on the front line. And to think that people portray Kerry, who was awarded a Silver Star, Bronze Star and three Purple Hearts, a war hero! Damn liberals.

      Actually, most of the troops within Iraq understand and agree with the mission given to them. I know, personally, many marines who see that rescuing 25 million as a worthy cause, and one to risk their life for.

      Give your chest pounding bravado a rest. Bush lied to the American people about "weapons of mass destruction", lied to the troops, and sent our troops to Iraq with no exit strategy and poorly equipped. I know troops who did not have enough rations, toilet paper, and whose parents had to buy them the body armor that Bush & Co. didn't supply. Maybe you think that it's okay to lie to our troops, but I don't. Quit with the ends justify the means crap. If Bush thinks that we should be engaged in "nation building", then he should say so instead of making up stories about imaginary weapons.

      In closing, here are some things you have to believe to be a Republican today:

      1. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

      2. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

      3. Government should relax regulation of Big Business and Big Money but crack down on individuals who use marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.

      4. "Standing Tall for America'" means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.

      5. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

      6. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

      7. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

      8. Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you someday run for governor of California as a Republican.

      9. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

      10. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

      11. HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of the public at heart.

      12. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

      13. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

      14. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

      15. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense.

    8. Re:Only a coincedence... by fmaxwell · · Score: 4, Insightful
      1) Name one republican who has criticized people addicted to drugs. Show me proof, too.

      Rush Limbaugh:

      "[He's] another dead drug addict."
      - Rush Limbaugh on Jerry Garcia, 8/11/95

      "We have alcoholics and drug addicts in our society, don't we? And what do we say about them? Well, they can't help it. Why, it's genetic. Why, they have a disease. Why, put one thimbleful of scotch in front of them and they can die.' We totally exempt them from any control over their lives, do we not? Some athlete will spend two years snorting lines of coke. He can't help it.' You know, it's--it's just--it's not--it's--it's genetic. These people--they're predisposed to having this addictive syndrome. They--they can't help--yeah, like that line of cocaine just happened to march into the hotel, go up to the athlete's room and put itself right there in front of him on his blotter."
      -- Rush Limbaugh how, December 16, 1994

      5)I look at it this way: in order to be human you need to have 46 chromosomes, this is unique to the animal kingdom).

      Now people with Down Syndrome, Klinefelter Syndrome, and Turner Syndrome aren't human. Great going, Dr. Mengele.

      Do you support killing humans?

      No. I was against the war in Iraq.

      Bush has nothing to do with sending jobs overseas. Businesses do, however... but in your little world, you believe they are one of the same.

      When Republicans pass legislation that gives tax incentives to send jobs overseas, then, yes, they are responsible for the job losses.

      Everyone makes mistakes. Bill Clinton did it too, but that's OK. That's "youthful discretion" as Mr. Clinton claimed.

      So now that Clinton's out of office, you are willing to accept "youthful indiscretion" as an explanation, but when he was in office, you right-wingers wanted to hang him by his balls for those same indiscretions.

      We did not "belittle" our allies, we had disagreements with them.

      Donald Rumsfeld said "Germany has been a problem, and France has been a problem," but you look at vast numbers of other countries in Europe. They're not with France and Germany on this, they're with the United States."

      That sounds like belittling them to my ears.

      The difference is that in the US you have the opprotunity to get a job which provides health insurance.

      Bulls***! There are people out there who lack the skills, advanced education, and intelligence to get a job at a firm that will provide health insurance. About 62% of uninsured people live in a household in which the head of the family works full-time for the full year, but is either not offered health insurance or cannot afford to pay the premiums to participate. Uninsured workers tend to be self-employed or work for smaller businesses. About 12% of the self-employed are uninsured, 36% of workers at businesses with less than 25 people are uninsured, and 13.7% of workers at businesses with 25 to 100 employees are uninsured.

      No one has proposed censoring the internet, they have proposed stopping people from stealing from others.

      Ever heard of the Children's Internet Protection Act (CIPA), a federal law that requires public libraries that rely on federal funds for Internet use to install filtering software on library computers? That was Republican legislation.

      Creationism, on the other hand, should be taught in school right next to evolution. They are both theories, neither of which is proven, and one should not be chosen above the other, but both should be taught.

      The word "theory," as used in science, does not imply uncertainty. It means "a coherent group of genera

  5. Read my lips, no slow connections? by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If we're going to have "Universial Service" for Internet access, we first need to determine what level of service is going to be considered the universial level.

    For example, lets consider phones... The USF for telephone service assures that everybody can get access to POTS. But, it's exactly Plain Old Telephone Service, a dialtone. Any advanced services are not included in the subsidized rates, so customers are on their own if they want Caller ID, Call Waiting, or Three Way Calling to work. Cellular customers have to pay into the USF fund because they are connecting to the phone network, but they get no subsidies out because cell service is most definitely above the universial level of service. However, this also means that cell network operators are not responsible for getting their networks extended into areas where they don't think it would be profitable to operate.

    The other key thing about phone service is that it only costs about $5 to get the hardware you need to fully enjoy all of the features of Plain Old Telephone Service. Sure, there are more expensive telephones are the market, but those all ofter additional features beyond what it takes to interface with the telephone network. It's not an unfair burden to expect somebody to be able to afford to buy their own phone hardware. But, just what is the minimum feature set of a computer to enjoy the Internet? Is Lynx a good enough browser, or do we have to assure that the subsidized level of service can deliver Mozilla?

    And, just what technical definition of "broadband" will the subsidized service use? Afterall, DSL and Cable Models come in various speeds of upload and download last-mile links, and how congested the network is after you get off the last mile is also variable and hard-to-quantify. The debate as to what would be defined as "Plain Old Broadband Internet Service" is far from settled.

    Bush is giving off a nice thought for an election year proposal... but it seems like this is so lacking in details it can't exactly be taken seriously yet.

  6. I advise all slashdot readers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I advise all slashdot readers to vote for this patriot on the upcoming election!

    Bush is all about freedom, has been and always will be.

    This man knows every american has a universal right; and that is to download pornography at high speeds.

  7. no no by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 4, Insightful

    the reason the Justice department is arguing against co-op broadband systems is then his big business buddies in the telecom and cable industry don't get paid....see, he wants to get a spending bill passed that will subsidize the expansion of DSL and Cable, but if co-ops form, that means less money for his porky friends.

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  8. The much despised "tax and spend" policy... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...has been replaced by a bold new "don't tax, and spend" policy.

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    1. Re:The much despised "tax and spend" policy... by rodgerd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The words you're after are "borrow and spend Republican".

      What good will universal broadband be for Americans when Michael Powell is given juristiction over it and shuts down teh b00bi3z?

  9. Broads Banned by xarak · · Score: 5, Funny

    What he meant is that he wants broads banned, universally.

    What a sexist pig!

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  10. Impact of universal broadband by G4from128k · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Although I am in favor of broader adoption of broadband, I do see a couple of downsides:

    1. More telecom taxes to support universal service (including taxes on VoIP)
    2. more zombie boxen and virus datastorms from clueless broadband users

    We shall see if universal service improves the economies of scale enough to cover the increased costs of taxes and AV/firewall.

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  11. Porn for the people by sien · · Score: 4, Funny

    Has there ever been a stronger cause for Americans to unite behind?

  12. Bah who needs broadband by skizrule · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who needs broadband when you have AOL with TOPSPEED technology?

    oh wait...

  13. That's just wrong by falsification · · Score: 5, Insightful
    GWB did not propose spending one dime on universal broadband. All he said is that all Americans "ought to have it."

    I agree. All Americans ought to have it.

    When GWB proposes spending government money on this, please get back to me.

    1. Re:That's just wrong by Roger+Keith+Barrett · · Score: 5, Funny

      GWB did not propose spending one dime on universal broadband. All he said is that all Americans "ought to have it."

      To paraphrase, when it comes to jobs all Americans "ought to have one" too.

      He has the exact same plan for that too, thas is do nothing at all.

      I guess that is what he means by "strong leadership."

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  14. You're no FDR by amichalo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am sorry, but broadband in the household is not like FDR's Public Works Proejcts of the 1930's. Roosevelt used such initiatives to give work to those hammered by the Great Depression while simultaneously modernizing the US infrastructure - electricity for rural communities and the like.

    I agree people should have broadband, but Bush needs to let ECONOMICS drive that, not legislation. When demand is high enough, providers will answer. Until then, there are plenty of other issues our government needs to take a look at.

    Here's a hint, turn your head East.

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    1. Re:You're no FDR by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bush is complaining about a lack of jobs, but he's failing to connect the homeland issues that are painfully understaffed to the funding that allows peopel to be hired. For example, more effective security barriers could be built along the Mexican border to help make sure everybody who wants to enter the USA is going through a checkpoint like they're supposed to, but Bush doesn't exactly seem like he's interested in even trying to solve that issue. In fact, MSNBC reported last week that the all three parts of the Dept. of Homeland Security are presently in a hiring freeze... it's not like there's a lack of work in that department, just a lack of funding to pay people to do that work.

      If the Iraq war is the only government-funded project he can come up with, we've got a serious problem...

  15. Phone service first by Nomihn0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Before we get all excited about universal broadband, we should consider parts of the country that haven't even received narrow-band telephone lines.

  16. We could start by by GillBates0 · · Score: 4, Funny
    He doesn't say how, or who's going to pay for it, or who's going to build it

    massmailing free AOL for Broadband CDs to every known address in the US.

    AOL for broadband - It's faster! It's smarter! It's included!
    On dial-up surf the web upto 5x times faster than a standard dial-up connection with AOL TopSpeed(TM) technology all through your existing phone jack at no additional charge!

    That could work.

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  17. Re:Grandiose vision (to be forgotten after Nov. 2) by cperciva · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't you mean liberate mars?

  18. I Don't Get It by Pave+Low · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Bush doesn't mention a Pony in the article or anywhere else I've seen this article. Where did michael get that information from?

    I mean, this is a news site, right? We just wouldn't make things up out of thin air to push our agenda here, would we?

    I ask this because the Pony part seems unbelievable to me.

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    1. Re:I Don't Get It by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The statement of "and a Pony too" is usually tacked on to make fun of an outragious request being made... as this "proposal" by Bush seems to be at this point. He's not saying all Americans will have broadband by 2007, he's just saying they should. He's also not giving out any plan for just how more Americans will get broadband, or promising to see to it that more Americans get access to broadband.

      So, making a statement that "All Americans ought to have broadband." is something that nobody's goign to disagree with, and is not something he can be called for not following through on. More or less, he's said nothing newsworthy at all... he's just trying to get the geek vote without offering much in return.

  19. Why do I suspect that if... by HarryCaul · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Howard Dean had proposed this, we'd be seeing tons of posts on how visionary it was.

    I loved "independent" thinkers.

    1. Re:Why do I suspect that if... by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      George Bush is this thing we call the President. That means, that when he says, "I'll create more jobs", you ask yourself, "Why isn't he doing that right now?"

      If Howard Dean said it, we could bitch about how that it would mean more taxes regardless of whether he made mention of it. With Bush, this is the nth package he's talked about which would involve a good deal of spending without raising taxes. Given that eventually we can't load ourselves enough money to allow for all the programs required with the current tax level, there seems no indication that taxes will go up, and no indication that current programs will be cutback, all of the above either leads to George Bush being a huge liar about really supporting all the programs he talks about or he's setting up for rampant inflation/a recession.

      Personally, though, I wouldn't believe any presidential candidate who was offering such things, nor do I think it's the government's business to fund such. Ie, I'd be just as much against Howard Dean if he supported it. (The only way I can take exception to that is if there was good proof that the telecommunication conglomerates were unfairly holding back broadband to cause intentional overpricing in which case there might be a basis for an anti-trust case which *might* eventually lead to ubiquitous broadband, and the would-be President could push towards such a case.)

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  20. Unfair by perdelucena · · Score: 5, Funny

    See how life is unfair: Al Gore invents the Internet, now Dubbya profit from it. The system should have some kind of protection to prevent people from stealing each other's ideas...

  21. Your mistake. by DAldredge · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You made a mistake. The mistake is you made the assumption that Bush is a conservative. He says he is, but his actions prove otherwise. (But he sure has fooled a bunch of people)

    He just wishes to be stay in power and will damn near say anyting to stay in the whitehouse.

    1. Re:Your mistake. by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 5, Insightful

      >The mistake is you made the assumption that Bush is a conservative.

      Conservatives want to limit the size and power of government, even (especially?) when the expansion looks like it's being done for good reasons.

      Conservatives like to balance budgets.

      Conservatives believe in military action but only when it's supporting US interests.

      Conservatives, like Bob Barr and Newt Gingrich, are speaking out against the "USA PATRIOT" Act.

      This is going to be a tough election for conservative voters. Both candidates are far from conservative.

  22. Re:We have universal phone service by larry+bagina · · Score: 4, Insightful
    yeah, but check your phone bill. you probably pay $10 or more a month in gov't fees and taxes to help pay for internet access in school and making sure phone service is available everywhere (as if it isn't).

    Broadband for everyone probably means broadband taxes for everyone.

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  23. Re:Unemployment by cperciva · · Score: 5, Informative

    5.6% unemployment: Low for Clinton, High for Bush.

    The Bureau of Labour Statistics doesn't agree with you.

    During Clinton's term in office, the unemployment rate dropped from 7.5% to 4.0%. During the first three years of Bush's term, it rose from 4.0% to 6.0%.

  24. Re:Unemployment by GigsVT · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The economy was already getting weak when Bush took office.

    I sure as hell don't support the republicans (or the democrats for that matter), but implying that the president has anything but a minor role in the immediate economy (especially during thier first term in office) is silly.

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  25. Did you read it? by bstadil · · Score: 4, Informative
    If you actually read the report you will find that the majority of the "Phoneless" is young single men.

    Even though this is from 1994 let me guess that the survey asked for landlines and the increase is due to switch to mobile. Second I did a little googeling and it seems the the Phone question was one of the ones targeted as a NOSY question and a few groups were advocating "Just say no" to that one.

    Young men even in the lower income bracket is the one with the most discretionary money.

    Meaning most likely wrong and the portion that is "right" it is of Choice not Necessity

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  26. Re:In other news... by meta-monkey · · Score: 4, Informative

    The story is a little onesided. Kerry thinks everybody should have broadband, too. Check the CBS article Bush, Kerry see broadband as election issue. If it asks for a member ID and a password, use "memberid" and "password" respectively. Bush says he wants broadband for everybody by 2007, Kerry says he wants to spur technologies that will bring broadband to everybody. Same thing. However, on slashdot, we're only allowed to point out when Republicans say stupid things, not when Democrats do. Didn't you read the F.A.Q.?

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  27. Unemployment Rate is a BULLSHIT statistic... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 4, Interesting
    5.6% unemployment: Low for Clinton, High for Bush.

    The problem with unemployment stats is that they only tell the story of how many people applied and how many are still on unemployment rolls. The do not reflect those who have run out of unemployment, or took shit jobs asking if you want fries with that. The fact is, good jobs that pay a living wage are growing more and more scarce. Except, of course, unless you happen to be a CEO, in which case you are making more than ever!

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  28. Not against co-ops. Against runaway GOVERNMENTS. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Insightful

    the reason the Justice department is arguing against co-op broadband systems is then his big business buddies in the telecom and cable industry don't get paid...

    That's an interesting interpretation.

    Especially given that they're NOT arguing aginst broadband operated by co-ops. (Which, by the way, the explicitly support, along with broadband supplied by other little companies, even if it competes with their "big business buddies".)

    They're arguing against broadband companies run by county and local GOVERNMENTS. And even then they're only arguing against them when they're implemented in violation of the objections of the STATE governments from which the smaller governments derive their powers and mandates.

    The issue was STRICTLY whether an FCC regulation allowing "any entity" to operate a broadband company free of state regulation could be used by cities, counties, and the like, as arms of their state, to escape control by their state legislatures and constitutions.

    But of course certain rabid Bush-haters just LOVE to lie about it, claiming that the Bush administration is trying to block small broadband carriers, rather than to block governments from squeezing them out, with tax-subsidized unfair competition and conflict-of-interest driven regulatory roadblocks against any little guy that wants to compete with THEIR operation.

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  29. Leap of Technological Faith by Mulletproof · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "He doesn't say how, or who's going to pay for it, or who's going to build it, but hey, isn't almost good enough?"

    I'm noticing a lot of people don't seem to have a problem believing we'll all be watching hi-def TV's by 2005, but somehow this is beyond the realm of possibility. Not that buying a new hi-def TV will cost you any, right? Ask yourself the same damn questions posed here about Hi-def and you'll probably get answers that can easily be applied to braodband here. I mean, is it really such a leap, or does somebody bare a political grudge???

    Yeah, thought so.

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  30. Re:In other news... by sg3000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    > Bush says he wants broadband for everybody by 2007, Kerry
    > says he wants to spur technologies that will bring broadband
    > to everybody. Same thing. However, on slashdot, we're only
    > allowed to point out when Republicans say stupid things, not
    > when Democrats do. Didn't you read the F.A.Q.?

    Simple. Challengers run on change. Incumbents run on their record.

    The point is, Bush has been president for four years. He determines the budgets, the direction of Federal departments, and in general tax policy (with the help of the other Republican who have been in power for the past four years). And Bush has done absolutely nothing to make universal broadband a reality in America since he's been president. His FCC has worked to allow more media consolidation, he's cut taxes for the rich (thus reducing the amount of revenue available to fund a public works project), and he was so focused on going to war in Iraq, that his priorities haven't accommodated universal broadband, among other even more serious issues.

    Kerry is a senator, but he's not president. So he's saying that if he were president, this is a possible works project that would stimulate the economy, create jobs, and help broadband become universal like phone service. Kerry is the presidential challenger, so it's up to him to present his vision for America and explain why he's the right man for the job.

    Bush is the presidential incumbent. It's up to him to explain his record for the past four years and explain why that record is good enough that he deserves another four years. If Bush really thought this was a good idea, well, he's been able to do it for four years. It makes no sense for the presidential incumbent to make vague promises about things he has not done anything about for the past four years. But when your record isn't good enough to run on, you avoid talking about it. You change the subject to talk about going to Mars, you make vague subjects about universal broadband, you resort to hateful language about constitutional amendments, etc.

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  31. Re:Unemployment by www+www+www · · Score: 4, Insightful
    You cannot deny that Clinton and Bush have very different takes on how to help the economy along.

    You cannot deny that the economy did much better during Clinton than during Bush.

    First term or not, it is hard to deny that the US economy would have looked very different if the country had continued Clinton's policies than Bush's. For one thing, the huge tax cuts for the rich would not have had happened. If these tax cuts are good or bad, we can discuss, but to say that Bush has had no influence on the current economy is plainly wrong.

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  32. Re:Grandiose vision (to be forgotten after Nov. 2) by cgenman · · Score: 5, Funny

    The evil martian regime harbors weapons of mass destruction in the form of tremendous stockpiles of poison gas, and has even gone so far as to kill off large segments of its own population. Our weapons inspection teams are hampered at every turn, and the British inspection team hasn't been heard from in months, presumed dead.

    We cannot ignore the martian threat any longer.

  33. You, like Bush, are full of shit by UberQwerty · · Score: 4, Informative

    Except the AWOL aligations were false, and the White House proved otherwise. This was a blatent attempt of the Democrats to portray John Kerry as the "war hero" while Bush as a deserter.

    In fact, the White House didn't have a leg to stand on. They talked out their asses for a while until they convinced everyone who doesn't pay attention that they had a case. If you paid attention, like I did, you'd have a different view. To give you some documentation, I googled it. Here's a good article on the subject:

    http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2004-02-11 -bush-guard-usat_x.htm

    It's from USA Today. A relevant excerpt (boldfaces mine):

    In an interview that aired Sunday on NBC's Meet the Press, Bush said he fulfilled his Guard commitment and offered to make his records public. Host Tim Russert asked, "Would you authorize the release of everything to settle this?" Bush replied, "Yes, absolutely."

    Since then, White House officials have released only documents concerning whether Bush fulfilled his service obligations. White House statements have not addressed the release of any papers that could show disciplinary actions, medical exams, legal scrapes and the like.

    On Tuesday, the White House released pay records from a military archive in Denver that it said showed Bush was paid for at least the minimum training time he was obligated for in 1972 and 1973.

    But the records showed only what days he was paid for, not where he was or what duty he performed. Neither did they address outstanding questions about why Bush missed a required physical in 1972, forcing him to stop flying, or what happened during a five-month gap in 1972 when Bush didn't show up for training.


    Here's another article for your perusal (boldfacing mine, again):

    White House press secretary Scott McClellan said the records "show that he was paid for his service, and you get paid for the days on which you serve."

    That's the proof the white house had, BTW. Pay records. I've heard members of the national guard at the time say that they had managed to get paid without even showing up for duty. We'll assume for the sake of argument that GWB was 'getting paid for the days on which he served,' though:

    The records indicate that between May 1972 and May 1973, Bush served 14 days -- two days in October, four days in November, six days in January and two days in April. The White House offered no indication of why there was a gap in Bush's service from April to October, 1972.

    That's a five month gap. Nobody knows where he was during those five months.

    AWOL----absent for 30 days or less.
    Desertion-----absent for more than 30 days with evidence of no intent to return to duty.
    Five months-----150 days

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  34. Re:In other news... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 4, Insightful

    However, on slashdot, we're only allowed to point out when Republicans say stupid things, not when Democrats do. Didn't you read the F.A.Q.?

    I'm pretty certain that the most commonly reviled politician on Slashdot is Sen. Fritz Hollings ("The Senator from Disneyland"). He is a Democrat.

    IMHO, the flak that Bush and Ashcroft get on Slashdot is very much well-deserved. It's often misdirected, as when Bush does something *stupid* or *wrong* ("Let's attack Iraq to fight terrorism!") and then gets complained at for the number of soldiers dying, when we are doing very well. Invading Iraq was the real problem, but deaths of soldiers is a current and ongoing issue that can be complained about. People didn't just randomly decide "hey, let's hate Bush!", though.

    It's kind of like Microsoft. Microsoft frequently catches a huge amount of complaining on Slashdot for doing something incredibly minor. However, Microsoft *earned* a steady and widespread hatred from many Slashdotters from years of screwing customers and competitors alike over. They're simply paying for their original actions in installments.

  35. Not so says the CIA world fact book! by Wacky_Wookie · · Score: 4, Informative


    CANADA:

    Life expectancy at birth:
    Definition Field Listing Rank Order
    total population: 79.83 years
    female: 83.38 years (2003 est.)
    male: 76.44 years

    (http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/ge os /ca.html)

    USA:

    Life expectancy at birth:
    Definition Field Listing Rank Order
    total population: 77.14 years
    female: 80.05 years (2003 est.)
    male: 74.37 years

    (http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/ge os /us.html)