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Terrestrial Garbage On Mars

An anonymous reader writes "The garbage left behind by the twin Mars rovers was highlighted this week by the close-up view in panorama of the Spirit rovers' heatshield. Not including the various Viking, Pathfinder and some crippled probes, the human contribution of rover hardware to the martian surface now includes a few odd nicknacks, parachutes, heatshields, back shell,landing petals and many wheel tracks. It may be September before the rovers themselves become part of the red planet's debris field."

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  1. By the time we get there... by Phillup · · Score: 4, Funny

    It will be "just like home".

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    1. Re:By the time we get there... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, if by 'home,' you mean 'South Dakota.' *shudder*

  2. Returning the favor by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 4, Funny

    They'v been throwing their rocks at us for years; we're just returning the favor.

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  3. Hmm.. by hookedup · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where's a giant spaceship that turns into a maid with a vacuum cleaner when you really need one..

    1. Re:Hmm.. by hookedup · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, it was a reference to Space Balls :)

  4. Cowards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
    While anonymous the coward submitting this story still doesn't have the guts to say why he listed all these facts. I'll have to guess he thinks it's a wrong to make that mess. Does anyone really think that's such a big mess?

    It's less mess than a single paper clip in my back yard. If that's the only mess we make on Mars, I'm going to be very sad and disappointed.

    Yes, I am a bleeding heart liberal quasi-socialist envormentalist. It's not like we're covering Mars with buckyballs or anything. :-)

    1. Re:Cowards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Agreed. This article submission would have been better if titled "Pics of our cool shit on Mars!"

      A few probes on mars if pretty close to nothing.

    2. Re:Cowards by harrkev · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, if the current tenants of Mars will just ask kindly, I am sure that we can clean up after ourselves.

      But they have to ask first.

      Preferably in writing...

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  5. Bring back Andy Griffith by Hee+Hee+Hee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Remember Salvage 1, where Andy Griffith plays a guy who wants to go to the moon to salvage all of the junk up there? Maybe he can reprise his role, and head off to Mars!

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    1. Re:Bring back Andy Griffith by fifedrum · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh my! TV Land (?) played an episode last year and I forced my wife to watch "the coolest space show of my youth". I switched to something else after about 5 minutes, embarassed for the actors on the show. Clearly my memory of the show far outshone the reality.

      The concept was fantastic, but the execution was miserable...

  6. Martian Sanitation by Dh2000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a travesty that the pure & honorable planet Mars now has the solar system's worst semi-sentient race befouling it's gloriously pristine dead surface with plastics and shiny metal.

    The only thing worse would be the filthy creatures actually setting foot on Martian soil!

    Vote for Martian succession this winter to keep the Martian surface clean!

    1. Re:Martian Sanitation by RobertB-DC · · Score: 2, Funny

      Vote for Martian succession this winter to keep the Martian surface clean!

      I agree, it's time for the current Queen of Mars to step down, and make way for the next in line in the Martian royal court.

      Oh, did you mean secession? My bad.

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  7. identifying some of the debris by theMerovingian · · Score: 4, Funny


    Although never positively identified, it was thought to be a piece of Kapton tape - an adhesive used often in aerospace applications.

    Reminds me of an old joke: The surest sign of poor engineering is wrinkles in the duct tape.

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  8. All Right!!! by moncyb · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...martian surface now includes a few odd nicknacks, parachutes, heatshields, back shell,landing petals and many wheel tracks.

    Everything I'll need when I get there!

  9. Interplanetary dumpster diving time! by RalphBNumbers · · Score: 3, Funny

    All that expensive hardware just being thrown out as trash, what a shame.

    I'd be happy to give it a home!
    Can someone give me a ride to go pick it up?

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    1. Re:Interplanetary dumpster diving time! by Thrymm · · Score: 2, Informative

      Theres a lot of debris on Venus too from the US and Soviets...

  10. yeee haw by WormholeFiend · · Score: 3, Funny

    and when we get there we'll find them rednecked martians with our rovers up on blocks.

    1. Re:yeee haw by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Informative

      and when we get there we'll find them rednecked martians with our rovers up on blocks.

      Pepsi shows how: (click "Night Watch")

  11. Today's Trash is Tomorrow's Treasure by waynegoode · · Score: 4, Insightful
    After seeing pictures of the debris on Mars a few weeks ago, I considered making a mock "Mars Enviromental Front" page protesting the Earth's littering and distrubing of the Martian ecology. But, truth can be stranger than fiction.

    Keep it in perpective! It's not that much debris and there really is no other way to carry out these missions.

    In a hundred years or so, when Mars is colonized, there will probably be museams at the landing spots of the various rovers with all their debris collected and displayed. People will pass by and ooh and aah at our antique technology.

    1. Re:Today's Trash is Tomorrow's Treasure by hcg50a · · Score: 3, Funny
      In a hundred years or so, when Mars is colonized, there will probably be museams at the landing spots of the various rovers with all their debris collected and displayed. People will pass by and ooh and aah at our antique technology.
      Yeah, in 100 years, preservationists will gather all that crap up and put it into museums.

      In 200 years, later preservationists will gather all the stuff out of the museums, and strew it over the landscape, to make it "as it was" when humans made the first robotic baby-steps in space exploration.

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  12. They make great reference points by shiwala · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Maybe the garbage will have useful navigation purposes:

    "Have the rover turn left at the heatshield and then go towards the parachute."

  13. Mars Environmental Front alive and well by kippy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you've read the Red Mars trilogy, you know about the hypothetical conflict between Mars preservationists "the Reds" and terraformists "the Greens". While these books are set in the future, within the Mars-nerd community people are already starting to form similar ranks. From scientists who condemn manned missions as contaminating a virgin planet to people already doing research on what greenhouse gas mixture to use to heat up the place. There is a NASA debate on this that got some press recently.

  14. Positively cluttered indeed by Frantactical+Fruke · · Score: 2, Funny

    Next, I shall completely spoil the purity of the Sahara desert by dropping three parachutes and 72 bottles of sugared soft drinks on random locations across it.

  15. Life on Mars by uslinux.net · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just think, in a few million years when we've wiped every bit of out existance from Earth, aliens will be able to land on Mars and deduce that a civilization was once there. Ah the irony.

    1. Re:Life on Mars by anubi · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Yeh, at this time, you are modded "funny", however I think you are quite insightful.

      I have a very big curiousity about if they find anything kinda, well shall we say, of extraterrestrial origin, on the moon or Mars. My rationale being I have no idea how life really started on Earth. There are a few theories floating around stating the possibility of life being "seeded" on Earth by spaceborne visitors. Unfortunately, any evidence left by these spaceborne visitors will have been destroyed either by the elements or man himself ( you know, the same way we have "lost" the Ark of the Covenant - which isn't really all that old! ).

      If we were indeed seeded here, I consider the possibility that the ones who seeded us left some additional info on neighboring planets, knowing full good and well that that info would not be accessible to us until we found a way to get to it and hopefully would be sufficiently advanced to understand it in lieu of holding it as some sort of religious trophy and fighting over it, most likely having it destroyed in the process.

      I was thinking if I were to seed a planet with life, with full anticipation it would eventually advance to interplanetary capability, I would leave some documentation on a neighboring planet void of weathering conditions ( I thought the moon was ideal for this ) so that it would stay out of harm's way until the life I had seeded had passed my "intelligence test" of being able to get to it.

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    2. Re:Life on Mars by unitron · · Score: 2, Informative

      You may wish to consult the Arthur C. Clarke short story "The Sentinel" for prior art on that concept.

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    3. Re:Life on Mars by unitron · · Score: 2, Informative

      "The Sentinel" is basically what became the part of 2001:A Space Oddessy where they dig up the monolith on the moon and it blasted everybody with that signal to the aliens who buried it in the first place advising them that humans had gotten advanced enough to get to the moon and find the thing. It was this story that lead to the collaboration of Clarke and Kubrick on the screenplay and movie and then Clarke wrote the book afterwards. Clarke was, if not the first, among the first to have the idea of an advanced alien civilization setting up a "tripwire" to alert them when we reached a certain level of scientific development.

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  16. So long as we know what's important... by Dinosaur+Neil · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This feels like a joke, but there are people who might well invest some serious effort in "Keeping Mars Clean". My advisor was involved in the Voyager "Grand Tour" mission back at JPL in the 70's and he was telling me that when the launch was first announced, a group of people protested that Voyager was "stealing energy" from Jupiter with its gravity-assist maneuver. They were concerned that if enough probes were sent that way, Jupiter's orbit would be irrevokably altered. No, really. Obviously not a lot of math skills involved...

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  17. Tree hugging son of a hippie... by mjstewie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Reminds me of an old commercial from the 70's. The updated version would feature a pair of NASA rovers driving across the Martian landscape. The rovers throw a bag of drive-thru trash out the window, which lands at the feet of a Native Ameri...er...Martian. The camera pans up and we see the native shed a tear. Shame on us! Don't we all feel terrible about the space program now? Please see "Wayne's World" for details.

  18. So whats the problem? by adeyadey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Gives the tourists something to see when they visit..

    Seriously though, apart from the possibility of earth microbes messing things up (also exagerrated, I believe) its no problem - this is a PLANET people, its a pretty big area..

    In the meantime we are becoming afraid of our own shadows, when it comes to space travel. For instance they decided to prematurely end the Galileo-Jupiter mission, even though the satellite was still operational (albeit low on fuel) for fear of loosing control of it and having it "contaminate" one of the moons. By all means, lets do some initial robot landings to check for microbes, but we should not be afraid to ultimately make human footprints in some of these places..

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