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  1. Re:19 min till first post? on NASA Launches Aura Satellite · · Score: 1
    I guess nobody cares how the ozone doing?

    The ozone layer...isn't that outside? Slashdotters spend most of their time inside, hence nothing to worry about! :)

  2. Re:A little irony on NASA Launches Aura Satellite · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The Delta 2 rocket is the third most atmospheric polluting rocket currently being used in the world (behind the Space Shuttle and Titan 4s). Every launch creates a mini hole in the ozone layer due to emissions from the solid fuel rockets spewing out hydrogen chloride and aluminum oxide.

    Interesting...I had never given that much thought until now. For anyone else who's interested, here's more info on rocket emissions.

  3. Re:Naming conventions on Possible First Photo Of Extra-Solar Planet · · Score: 4, Informative
    From the IAU website...

    "In response to frequent questions about plans to assign actual names to extra-solar planets, the IAU sees no need and has no plan to assign names to these objects at the present stage of our knowledge. Indeed, if planets are found to occur very frequently in the Universe, a system of individual names for planets might well rapidly be found equally impracticable as it is for stars, as planet discoveries progress."

    Of course, that page was modified back in '01. Maybe there's an actual system in place now?

    Russia. Planets. Name. You.

  4. What was said between the two countries? on U.S. Snubs China's Offer for Space Cooperation · · Score: 4, Funny
    I wonder if the dialogue was anything like Civilization II...

    Enraged Chinese Emissary
    "Your civilization's greatness is an example for all, but our people grow jealous of your privileged lifestyle. Only the secret of Space Flight will appease them!"

    [o] "No. Your people are not ready for such knowledge."
    [_] Give secret of Space Flight.

    Enraged Chinese Emissary
    "We know you have knowledge of Space Flight. Give us the secret at once, or face the consequences!"

    [o] "Consequences, schmonsequences!"
    [_] Give secret of Space Flight.

    ...(with apologies to Sid Meier)

  5. Spare the chickens...use a chickent hat! on British Chicken-Warmed Nuke · · Score: 1


    Why couldn't they just order a really big chicken hat to fit around the landmine and spare all those innocent chickens?! It looks much warmer than a real chicken anyway!
    And remember: "A fowl is a terrible thing to waste"

  6. They make great reference points on Terrestrial Garbage On Mars · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Maybe the garbage will have useful navigation purposes:

    "Have the rover turn left at the heatshield and then go towards the parachute."

  7. This gives me hope. on Spread The Love (And Pay Us) · · Score: 1

    It's nice to see that I might just have a market to sell my DVD rewinder that's shaped like a car!

  8. What about the lake's eco-system? on Low Levels Expose Mysterious Objects In Salt Lake · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's great that people have more room to play, but what is this doing to the lake's eco-system? Granted, not many fish call it their home, but there are lots of brine shrimp there which in turn are food for other animals.

  9. Japan is attacking the moon?! on The Age of Space Exploration · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Lunar-A: Originally scheduled to be launched in 1999 by Japan's Institute of Space and Aeronautical Science, this lunar orbiter mission was delayed because of a failure during testing. When it is finally launched this August, the orbiter will map the surface of the moon and lob two missile-like probes designed to penetrate and study the moon's interior."

    WTF?! Did they clear this with anyone?! I guess the thing that catches my attention is the phrase "missile-like". I wonder if the probes will be Aibos?
  10. Better picture of it here... on Rare South Atlantic Hurricane Heads Toward Brazil · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's a nicer image of the cyclone.

  11. Good lord... on Mercury Probe Delayed by Ten Weeks, and Two Years · · Score: 1

    ...Gates has conquered Earth and now has his sights set on another planet?! Oh, wait...

  12. Wallet angler! on New Marine Species, Dragonfish Eats Lanternfish · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this fish is related to the wallet angler?!

  13. This reminds me... on Hektor: the Graffiti Robot · · Score: 1

    Kinda reminds me of my old ass video card trying to render some of today's games.

  14. Kids are easily distracted by shiny objects. on The Delights of Chemistry · · Score: 1

    An interesting thing to note about chemistry demonstrations: Having participated in several demos at elementary schools, I've noticed that it doesn't matter what you blow up or set on fire, kids are always more impressed by do-it-yourself Gack/silly putty. Go figure.

  15. Beware the floating skittles from Mission to Mars! on Expert: Mars Astronauts Would Lose Teeth · · Score: 1

    Of course they're going to be losing teeth...I mean come on, they're taking lots of junk food up there! (Or have we forgotten about the floating skittles scene in the blockbuster Mission to Mars??? :)

  16. Arr! on Pirates! · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article...

    Upon arriving at an island, a player might find something valuable, such as tobacco.

    I get the feeling that the people who will be playing this game might need something more valuable...soap!

  17. The look of things to come... on The New Zelda · · Score: 1

    Maybe one day we'll see the Aha-ed version of Zelda, following the lead of NPRQuake

  18. Chili != Cleaning Gel on Space Stations That Suck · · Score: 5

    Some American-made gadgets wouldn't fit Russian plugs and chili sauce had to be used instead of a missing cleaning gel.
    I'm sorry, but at what point do you suddenly decide that chili sauce would make a great cleaning gel?! Maybe that same logic would explain why the cleaning gel was missing in the first place:

    "Damn, we're out of chili sauce. Wait a minute...is that cleaning gel I see over there? Cha-ching!"
  19. Listen to Jack Handey! on Another Look at Life On The Jovian moons · · Score: 1

    I think at times like this, we should all heed the sage advice of Jack Handey:
    Whether they find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet.
  20. Ever SEEN a sonic boom? on NASA Prototype Plane Scheduled To Attempt Mach 5+ · · Score: 1


    That baby will be creating a lot of these. How long before we see experimental aircraft striving for ludicrous speed?! :)

  21. When good vibrations go bad... on Uncle Sam's Funhouse · · Score: 2


    According to this article, NIST will be constructing a high-tech Advanced Measurement Lab in the near future to combat the problem of vibrations.

    "If the AML lives up to its design specs when its doors open in 2004, its steadiest laboratory surfaces will move less than a picometer (a trillionth of a meter) per second."
  22. Who cares who he lives with? on Harlan Ellison on Copyright Infringement · · Score: 1
    What good does the following line serve?

    "We learned that "Shaker" was actually Stephen Robertson, a 40-year-old living with his parents in Red Bluff, California."

    I'm sorry, but to me that just sounds like they're making fun of the guy. That information serves no purpose in the lawsuit.

  23. Reminds me of a Deep Thought by Jack Handey... on Uplifting Dolphins · · Score: 1

    I can just imagine how frustrating this must be for the people doing the research. Jack Handey probably summed it up best in his Deep Thoughts...

    "It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with me. I would see him fly into the house across the way, pick up the telephone, and dial. My phone would ring, and it would be him, but it was just this squawking and cheeping. "What?! What?!" I would yell back, but he never did speak English."

  24. Nothing to worry about on California's Internet Tax Bill Slithers Forward · · Score: 1

    We all know California is going to break off and sink into the ocean soon anyway.

  25. I'm surprised... on Id Auctioning Off SGI That Created Q2 And Q3A · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised they didn't try to auction off Paul Steed!