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Wal-Mart Sells PCs Preloaded With Sun's Linux

badboy3062 writes "Wal-Mart this week started selling Microtel PCs preloaded with Sun's Java Desktop System. Prices start at under $300 for a system without a floppy drive or monitor. Jonathan Schwartz, Sun's executive vice president for software, says this move is just another step in its plan to gain new audiences for its technologies."

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  1. Why Wal*Mart? Gott in Himmel, why? by The+I+Shing · · Score: 5, Funny

    No... must... not... shop... at... evil... Wal*Mart... must... stay... away...

    It kind of pains me to see this. Why does a store that I hate have to go and do something that smacks of coolness? Why couldn't it be Target or KMart?

    And isn't Microtel a motel chain?

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    1. Re:Why Wal*Mart? Gott in Himmel, why? by boisepunk · · Score: 5, Funny

      KMart? is that some online shopping utility that comes with KDE?

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    2. Re:Why Wal*Mart? Gott in Himmel, why? by mgs1000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm sure then can get XP for a few cents/copy from their Chinese suppliers.

    3. Re:Why Wal*Mart? Gott in Himmel, why? by Eagle5596 · · Score: 4, Funny

      KMart? is that some online shopping utility that comes with KDE?

      No, KMart is the kingdom of the grand high demon queen who seeks to subjugate the world with cheap mechandise and tips on being a housewife. It is a realm of pure evil ruled by a merciless overlord whose very looks can slay the living... or at least turn them into a tastefully tacky center piece.

      She carves doilies out of the flesh of the living, makes mobiles out of their entrails, and bakes their bones into wedding cakes. Fear her, the bringer of doom, lest she varnish her deck chairs in your blood!

    4. Re:Why Wal*Mart? Gott in Himmel, why? by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Funny
      She carves doilies out of the flesh of the living, makes mobiles out of their entrails, and bakes their bones into wedding cakes. Fear her, the bringer of doom, lest she varnish her deck chairs in your blood!

      Last time I checked she was scheduled to be sentenced on 17 June 2004.

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  2. WalMart Link and Accessories They Recommend by Johnny_Law · · Score: 5, Funny
    Here is a direct link to the computer on Walmart.com and their description of the OS.
    Sun has delivered the first viable Microsoft Windows alternative. The Java desktop system is a more affordable, secure desktop, designed to thrive in a Windows-centric world and run thousands of Java technology-based applications.
    And here is the link to the accessory they recommend for this item (guess who).

    I don't know whether this is informative or humorous. I chuckled and shook my head at the same time.
  3. Accessories We Recommend for This Item by karmaflux · · Score: 4, Funny
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  4. Re:Mixed feelings about this. by taradfong · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmmm...everyone's dying to put Linux on their X-Boxen, and Windows on their Linux boxen. I guess no one is every happy with their native OS.

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  5. Re:Mixed feelings about this. by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why would you buy a Walmart PC with Linux on it for $300 and then go out and buy Windows for $150+ when you could just go buy a Dell with Windows XP preloaded on it for under $400? Unless you're planning on a five-finger discount on the Windows license it'd be more to buy a Linux box and put a non-OEM copy of Windows on it.

    Methinks you answered your own question...

  6. Re:What's so 'Java' about it? by KillerHamster · · Score: 4, Funny

    And is it "Internet Ready?"

  7. Walmart by mostlyalmighty · · Score: 5, Funny

    But does it run Windows?

  8. Oh nooo by Knight+Thrasher · · Score: 5, Funny

    *groans* Now customers are going to call me... "How do I set up my server?" - "Sir, where did you get that server? HP? IBM?" - "Wal-mart!"

  9. PC support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can see it now
    "Hello AOL internet support, how can I help you?"

    "I just bought this PC from wallmart and I can't check my mail"

  10. Re:Mixed feelings about this. by Ralph+Yarro · · Score: 5, Funny

    This sounds great at first glance but my gut feeling is that most of these units sold will be reformatted with Windows.

    Yes, it's frightening the lengths people will go to to avoid paying their $699 licensing fee.

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  11. Hmm by TheSpoom · · Score: 4, Funny

    There are going to be a lot of systems out there with root passwords of "password" soon ;^)

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  12. On your first WalMart PC service call by WormholeFiend · · Score: 5, Funny

    you might notice the following:

    The PC is up on blocks.
    The case has a shotgun rack
    The customer wears a wife-beater shirt with a penguin on the front.
    There are dipstick oil marks on the floppy drive.
    The hard drive is full of Johnny Cash MP3s.
    The case is modded with a transparent confederate flag window.
    The mousepad is red and black plaid.
    Traces of pig feces on the keyboard.
    The open source internet browser default page is www.y'all.com.
    The USB port cover panel is welded shut.
    The wallpaper on the desktop is of a scanned black velvet Elvis painting.
    The case has a side-mounted spitoon.
    The customer added an 8-track tape player in one of the drive bays.
    There are John Deer stickers on the case.
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  13. Re:Mixed feelings about this. by taradfong · · Score: 4, Funny

    I should then also mention that I wrote my post this morning inspired by the next equinoxen while being pulled by muskoxen avoiding toxins and checking my stoxen (stocks-en?) while eating bagles and loxen while speaking with religious orthodoxen about paradoxen.

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