Omniscience Protocol

solidox writes "There is a new RFC discussing the Omniscience Protocol. It proposes that every computer be installed with an OP Client which would allow law enforcement ('Good guys.') and copyright holders (RIAA, MPAA) to remotely destroy the computer of any user who has been involved in copyright infringement ('evil-doer'). The client will be completely undetectable and unremovable by even the most skilled hacker. It also must be able to report to the server at any time. 'The OP must be able to communicate through uncooperative firewalls, NATs, and when the computer is disconnected from the Internet.' So if your computer randomly blows up in the next while, you can put the blame on this."

Comments

Re:Scariest thing I have every read

[mboos]

Did it occur to you that today is April Fool's Day?

In previous years other spoof RFCs have come out, such as RFC 1149, A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers.

Re:Hello? Check the date

[HTH NE1]

Just because an protocol is proposed on 1 April doesn't mean someone won't try to implement it. Consider RFC 2549.

April 1st RFCs

[Arathrael]

There is a long tradition of April 1st RFCs - see Wikipedia's entry.

I thought this one was quite funny - note, by the way, that it doesn't propose that every computer be installed with an OP client, it just proposes the requirements for a protocol enabling that. The requirements are impossible. That's kind of the point, I thought. I suppose you'd have to RTFA to get that though... :-)

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[Urgo]

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