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Loud Metallic Noise Heard at ISS

Z4rd0Z writes "Russian Cosmonauts at the International Space Station today heard a loud drumlike noise for the second time since November. The sound seemed to be coming from the same place as before. In February a space walk to find the source of the sound was cut short."

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  1. Do you suppose... by g00bd0g · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whatever it is wants in?

  2. I know! by Lane.exe · · Score: 5, Funny

    10 bucks says when they open the door, it's a pair of spacewalking Jehovah's Witnesses.

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  3. Re:Cosmonauts? by OneBarG · · Score: 5, Informative

    Russian space travelers - Cosmonauts
    American space travelers - Astronauts.

    That's the difference.

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  4. Re:Cosmonauts? by bircho · · Score: 5, Informative

    The only difference is the words' origin. But it means same thing.

    Astronaut = American

    Cosmonaut = Russian

    Taikonaut = Chinese

  5. Is that you HAL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    No Dave, I haven't taken up the drums. I think you should go check on that noise, Dave. No Dave, you don't need any of your emergency equipment, I'll keep you nice and safe Dave. Now go have a good time on your space walk, Dave.

    1. Re: Is that you HAL? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


      > No Dave, I haven't taken up the drums. I think you should go check on that noise, Dave.

      Dave: [bangs to get back in] It's me, Dave!

      HAL: Dave? Dave's not here.

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  6. Obvious... by jawtheshark · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a poltergeist: the ISS was built on an Indian cemetary.

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  7. Damn you, Ike! by mcrbids · · Score: 5, Funny

    I *told* you not to put the helmets in the dryer!

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  8. Well by ev1lcanuck · · Score: 5, Funny
    It's something that makes noise every once in awhile, could be very costly to fix, and is damn annoying.

    I didn't know Darl McBride owned a space shuttle...

  9. Re:Watch out! It's a Space Monster! by U.I.D+754625 · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's some THING on the wing!

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  10. Poor guy by Repugnant_Shit · · Score: 5, Funny

    *BANG* Let me back in you assholes! This isn't funny!

  11. Re:Cosmonauts? by Perdition · · Score: 5, Funny

    then there's:

    Whatnauts = porcelain figurines

    Havenhavenauts = rich and poor simultaneously

    Doublenauts = James Bond and Co.

    Squarenauts = tough lil' fellers to tie

    Doenauts = cop fodder

    Micronauts = "Long live Lord Karza!"

    Forgetmenauts = Everyone except Neil Armstrong

    Thoushaltnauts = God's Top Ten

    I could go on, but you'd probably form a lynch mob.

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  12. Re:Seriously though... by Perdition · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're right, a joist in my house settles and I wake up at 3 a.m. unable to get back to sleep. Just think how I'd fare with a gimpy airlock... I am such a sissy.

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  13. a loud metallica noise? by Paladin144 · · Score: 5, Funny
    What man? Oh yeah, sorry, I'll turn that shit down. It's no problem, we were just rockin' on a new jam, and we may have gotten a little carried away. What? Oh yeah, I dunno how the fireworks and golf clubs got involved. Maybe we shouldn't've lit the mattresses on fire for effect. I'm sorry; it won't happen again...

    ...tonight.

    Paladin144
    Always Rockin'
    Trees Eat People

  14. Could it be... by Aaron_Pike · · Score: 5, Funny
    *bam* *bam* *bam*

    "Two dollars!!!"

  15. Translation, please? by Aaron_Pike · · Score: 5, Funny
    Russian Cosmonauts at the International Space Station today heard a loud drumlike noise...

    What's Russian for "fool of a Took!"?

  16. Time to send up some subwoofers by Powercntrl · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's a trick I learned from all the noisy (usually metalic and exhaust sounds) Honda Civics driving around town... If you don't feel like fixing the source of the noise, drown it out with head-splitting bass!

    I'm sure the engineers at NASA will have no trouble designing a high-powered space space station stereo system with plenty of earth-shattering-kaboom bass. After you've got that bitchin' system, you can focus on more important things - like installing a nice spoiler or some spinner solar panels. Even when you're in orbit, your ride must be pimp.

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  17. Re: WMD's ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, at least Blair would have.

  18. Maybe a....Spaceshark???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Loud Noise: bang, bang,bang....
    Spaceshark: "plumber, here to fix the airleak"
    Nauts: "fix the air leak?"
    Spaceshark: "plumber"
    Nauts: "we already fixed the leak."
    Spaceshark: "pizza"
    Nauts: "we didn't order pizza!"
    Spaceshark:"flowers"
    Nauts: "you're that crazy shark, aren't you?!?!"
    Spaceshark: "no, I'm from the starship Voyager"
    Nauts: "starship Voyager? OK, we'll let you in."