Simpsons Actors on Strike
ameoba writes "The next season of The Simpsons is in doubt as the voice talent is on strike due to a pay dispute. Fifteen seasons of some of the greatest prime-time TV around seems worth the money to me. ."
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It would really suck for the Simpsons to disappear, like so many other great cartoons (e.g., Family Guy & Futurama) because of Fox's short-sight
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*gag*
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OK, there are loads of people out there who can do good impressions of the Simpsons' characters and they threatened to use these last time - is it finally time they'll get rid of everyone and get new talent in there?
;)
I wish I could get this much cash for an hours work but being a male gigolo doesn't pay this well
Burns: Smithers, get me some strike breakers. The kind they had in the thirties.
(Smithers brings in Grampa Simpson)
Abe: We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. (grumbles of acknolwedgement from the strike breakers) One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them! "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now, where was I? Oh yes. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. We didn't have white onions, because of The War. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
Cast overview, first billed only: .... Homer Simpson/Grampa/Barney Gumble/Krusty the Klown/Groundskeeper
Willie/Mayor Quimby/Hans Moleman/Sideshow Mel/Others (voice) .... Marge Simpson/Patty Selma Bouvier/Others (voice) .... Bart Simpson/Nelson Muntz/Todd Flanders/Ralph Wiggum/Kearney/Others
(voice) ....
Lisa Simpson (voice) .... Moe Szyslak/Chief Wiggum/Apu/Comic Book Guy/Cletus/Prof. Frink/Others (voice)
.... Montgomery
Burns/Waylon Smithers/Ned Flanders/Kent Brockman/Rev. Lovejoy/Principal Skinner/Dr.
Hibbert/Rainer Wolfcastle/Others (voice) .... Edna Krabappel (1990-) (voice) .... Lionel Hutz/Troy McClure (1991-1998) (voice) .... Jimbo Jones/Agnes Skinner/Others (voice) .... Milhouse Van Houten/Rod Flanders/Others (voice) .... Maude Flanders/Helen Lovejoy/Others (1990-1999, 2002-) (voice)
.... Martin Prince/Others
(1990-) (voice) .... Lunchlady Doris (1989-1996) (voice) .... Additional Voices (1998-) (voice) .... Maude Flanders/Helen Lovejoy/Others (1999-2002) (voice)
Dan Castellaneta
Julie Kavner
Nancy Cartwright
Yeardley Smith
Hank Azaria
Harry Shearer
Marcia Wallace
Phil Hartman
Tress MacNeille
Pamela Hayden
Maggie Roswell
Russi Taylor
Doris Grau
Karl Wiedergott
Marcia Mitzman Gaven
Dear Actors,
FUCK OFF. We can find cheaper people who'll do the job half-assed for less money. What do you think this is, India? Nobody keeps their jobs here!
Once again, fuck off.
Your good friend and former employer
Rupert Murdoch
I'm amazing. You aren't. SUCK IT
Remember the last time there was a dispute over voice talend money? Maude Flanders paid dearly for it.
s .h tml
http://www.snpp.com/other/articles/actordispute
And that was over plane tickets...who knows what Fox might do now?
I'll create an amusing sig when I have something meaningful to post.
Ad Age says "The Simpsons" in 2003 earns FOX $296,440 per 30-sec ad or typical show will make Fox $3.5M (12 commerical slots 4 network slots). For the year that puts FOX at $77M. Forking over $48M to the voice talent may be a high percentage but FOX is still making a killing on it.
Note: This back-of-the-napkin estimate doesn't include the gravitas that "The Simpsons" gives the network to slot the rest of it's Sunday lineup. Each of the follows shows should really be kicking 50% of their ads back to "The Simpsons" 'cause the lead-in is so huge.
Let's face it, The Simpsons is not what it used to be and I can not see it going anywhere but down in the future. You just can't keep thinking up episode ideas forever. Groening should let the show die on a mid-high note, I mean, it has had a pretty long innings after all.
What I would love to see is a present day alternative to The Simpsons - new town, new characters, new voice actors (that would be willing to work for a 'paltry' salary per episode) As an extra project for Groening, Futurama was/is abosultely great, it's a shame it was a bit too hardcore for the mainstream audience. A new animated show could feature a similar family or maybe focus around something else, like a group of work colleagues or room mates. Retain the trademark animation styles - yellow skin et al - and you have a clean slate to work with. Obviously, it might take a while for people to warm to it, but The Simpsons was not exactly a multi million dollar franchise overnight.
Any budding writers got any ideas for 'The Next Simpsons'?
Mother, do you think they'll like this sig?
"Face it, for these actors, this is it. None of them are break-out stars. None have any real expectation of much of a career after this."
Are you serious? Take a look up a few comments to the IMDB links for any of these actors or go search it yourself. While they may not be Tom Cruise or Catherine Zeta Jones's, none of these people are sitting around idle. Hank Azaria & Harry Shearer have done quite well for themselves either writing, producing, or working as character actors, and Dan Castellenta & Nancy Cartwright have been (and still are) prolific voiceover talents. Hell, even Lunch Lady Doris has been working in the industry since the mid 60's.
I'm all for them getting a bigger piece of the pie, but don't try to tell us that 'this is it' for these guys.
I'll wager they can expect much more of a career after this than most /. readers. :)
The difference is that most of the top rock acts are the actual creators of the work. In the case of the Simpsons cast, we are talking about people who stand in a sound-proof room and read scripts. The real creators are the writers. I say, get the best writers you can find, and give the millions to them.
Old Alfred was right, actors are cattle.
I don't watch "The Simpsons" for the magnificent voice acting of Nancy Cartwright. She's just some chick who could sound like a young boy who was available cheap when "The Tracy Ullman Show" was looking for somebody cheap to voice their interstitial cartoons.
After all, the best voice actor on the whole show has been dead for several years now. (Rest in peace, Phil. Rest in peace.)
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