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Bicycle Riding on Square Wheels

Roland Piquepaille writes "Before starting our long working week, let's relax with this story of a bicycle with square wheels. No, it's not a joke. And it even rides smoothly. But there is a trick: the road must have a specific shape. The Math Trek section of Science News Online tells us more about this strange bicycle -- actually a tricycle with two front wheels and one back wheel. Read this overview for some excerpts and a picture of the tricycle, or the original article for an additional animation."

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  1. Allrighty then by JSkills · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll get right on that change-the-shape-of-all-of-the-roads project right away ...

  2. I guess... by Stu+Catz · · Score: 5, Funny

    they did re-invent the wheel, not a good invention though...

  3. Could it be... by wviperw · · Score: 5, Funny

    The successor to the overly hyped Segway?

    Wheels? Who needs wheels when rhombuses work perfectly fine!

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  4. What next? by Bobdoer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will be be seeing pentagonal wheels or maybe even octogonal wheels? Or better yet n-gonal wheels where n is an incredibly large number?

  5. Read the whole article? by baudilus · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the article:

    Steering remains difficult, however. If you turn the square wheels too much, they get out of sync with the inverted catenaries.


    I wonder what shape my wheels have to be to ride smoothly over the screwed up roads that my town refuses to fix?
  6. Now the road.... by ericlp · · Score: 5, Funny

    Today in the news: Inventors discover new way to make road construction ( and repair ) even more expensive....

  7. Before the square wheel... by theendlessnow · · Score: 5, Funny
    Stan Wagon invented "clippy" the Microsoft Paper Clip!! Genius! Sheer Genius!

    He's working on a water powered car I hear... just requires a really big hill.

    No word if the car will support square wheels or not.

  8. From the article by sczimme · · Score: 5, Funny


    A catenary is the curve describing a rope or chain hanging loosely between two supports. At first glance, it looks like a parabola. In fact, it corresponds to the graph of a function called the hyperbolic cosine.

    Yeah, I always get those confused...

    [frink]Oy, with the wheels and the squares and the riding and the graphing, ng'hey, glaven.[/frink]

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  9. Re:Good for elementary schoolers by Defender2000 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Being a bit of a bike nut I notice this bike would have some issues with turning and fixing flats.


    Don't you mean, fixing rounds?

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  10. *BOOM* by H3lldr0p · · Score: 5, Funny
    It was at this point that my brain attempted to explode:

    "So far, no one has found a road-and wheel combination in which the road has the same shape as the wheel."

  11. Old News! by back_pages · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've seen the South Park kids travel to French Canada. They have square wheels on their bicycles as well as their cars. I really don't see what the big excitement is all about.

  12. Re:Junior school physics by Binestar · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, how'd you make it move on it's own power? I'm intrigued.

    Cardboard fueled boiler for the steam engine I would assume.

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  13. Finally we get some improvements! by comedian23 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was wondering when someone was going to get around to improving the wheel. The current version is so impractical, inefficient, and has such a limited range of applications it has been screaming for a face-lift. Someone get this guy a $250 million research grant ASAP!!!

  14. Meow/Chirp, Meow/Chirp by malia8888 · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the article: A square wheel can roll smoothly, keeping the axle moving in a straight line and at a constant velocity, if it travels over evenly spaced bumps of just the right shape. This special shape is called an inverted catenary.

    Dear Esteemed Committee: I would like a million dollar grant. As a good geneticist I am going to see if I can cross a cat with a canary. I will call it "cantenary"! (Since you refused my grant for the monkey with four asses research) Part bird and part cat--that is something useful. Regards, Dr. Mephisto...

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  15. Re:Web design with Mathematica?!? by vanza · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dude, we're talking about *square wheels*. The guy surely is not a big fan of using the right tool for the job (in any situation, it seems).

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  16. Lets get wild with the sides. by acarrig · · Score: 5, Funny
    This whole 4 sided wheel thing is great. But lets keep going.

    If 4 wheels needs small hills to run on.... lets add a side so we have 5 sides. 5 sides will need smaller hills saving material in the rebiuld the road project.

    And if 5 saves materal lets keep adding sides... 6, 8, 20, 100, 1000. Imagine how small the hills will be... we don't need to redo the roads as much.

    Infact if we keep adding sides... we'll get.... a circular wheel... with no need to change the roads.

    Well. That was easy.

  17. Re:Spirograph by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Damn it! You guys /.'ed Hasbro!
    And I wanted to see the new Spirograph stuff!