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Mozilla 1.7 to Become New Long-Lived Branch

iswm writes "MozillaZine has announced that the Mozilla 1.7 branch will become the new long-lived stable branch, replacing 1.4. The stable branch is intended to act as a baseline for developers building Mozilla-based products, with critical bugs fixed on the branch as well as the trunk. Mozilla Firefox 1.0, a new milestone of Mozilla Thunderbird, a new Camino release and several third party Mozilla based products will be based on Mozilla 1.7, so the Foundation is making efforts to ensure that it is high quality."

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  1. Oh glorious day! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    News about a new firefox version, and it doesn't have a name change! There may be a hat trick yet, folks.

    1. Re:Oh glorious day! by zerochance · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't worry, Firexxx 1.0 isn't out yet, so there's still time for them to get that last minute name change in to confuse and confound everyone.

    2. Re:Oh glorious day! by arvindn · · Score: 5, Funny
      I think the real reason they're changing the names every 2 months is that they can now assert their superior intellect and geekiness just by asking people what browser they're using!

      Just imagine this conversation in a bar (assume, for the sake of argument, that at the time of this conversation the current name is FireChameleon):

      Cool Moz Dude: Hi! So... what's your browser?

      Hot Chick: Uhh... firefox.

      Cool Moz Dude: What?? Have you been living under a cave? FireChameleon was released a whole week ago! All the l33t people have already switched!!

      Hot Chick is impressed by Cool Moz Dude's uber-geekiness and falls all over him.

      That's the intention anyway. In reality, of course, the reply would be at best "oh, that explorer thingy, same as everyone else" and at worst a glazed look of complete apathy ;^)

    3. Re:Oh glorious day! by yerfatma · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sincerely, Leisure Suit Larry

    4. Re:Oh glorious day! by red+floyd · · Score: 4, Funny

      I suspect that it would actually go this way...

      Cool Moz Dude: Hi! So... what's your browser?

      Hot Chick: Get lost, Loser!.

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    5. Re:Oh glorious day! by squaretorus · · Score: 2, Funny

      I suspect that it would actually go this way...

      Cool Moz Dude: <thinks>I WISH I could ask that hot chick what browser she runs so I can improve her life in some small way by removing pop ups when she visits 'nerdylove.com' - maybe she has a penguin tattooed on her ass.</thinks>

      Hot Chick: Whats that fucking smell??? EEEeeeeeewwwww - get away from me FREAK!

  2. In a related story... by NeoTheOne · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mozilla development will continue with the releases of Mozilla Prime, Mozilla 2:This time its not Mozilla 1, and Mozilla: The Motion Picture.

  3. 1.7 by Mithrandir_The_Wise · · Score: 4, Funny

    The odd number at the end looks so...odd :)

    I guess I've been too used to the Linux kernel "even is stable" noclamenture that a version number like "1.7" looks like a development branch.

    1. Re:1.7 by HungWeiLo · · Score: 5, Funny

      1.7 - the '33' in 1337 is silent.

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  4. Wow! by Wavicle · · Score: 5, Funny

    So does this mean I can finally migrate off of Mosaic??

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    1. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You work for the government don't you?

    2. Re:Wow! by arvindn · · Score: 5, Funny

      No geek points for you! Real hackers telnet to port 80 and parse the html themselves :)

    3. Re:Wow! by ax_42 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You mean parse the XML, right -- get with the times though.

      The math geeks of course connect to port 443 and decode the ssl in their heads.

    4. Re:Wow! by 4of12 · · Score: 2, Funny

      telnet to port 80

      Ooooo. Sounds like some fancy-dancy user interface to me. That telnet's probably got escape sequences an everything.

      Us real trogs use netcat.

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    5. Re:Wow! by NumbThumb · · Score: 3, Funny

      i actually do use netcat / telnet sometimes to hand-craft http-request in order to test security etc in scripts. It really *is* useful.

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    6. Re:Wow! by Pikhq · · Score: 2, Funny

      You lazy fool, using pre-built equipment! Real geeks imitate the modem sounds with a whistle and a telephone. If you can't even get 200 baud speeds, you shouldn't be doing a port 80 request to anywhere, anyways!

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  5. Re:Deleting bookmarks by jazzis · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, IE "only' eats your hard drive after the infection.... whoops!

  6. Re:So What? by NineNine · · Score: 4, Funny

    How does this translate for consumers?

    [Karma burn]

    What consumers?

  7. Re:Deleting bookmarks by axis-techno-geek · · Score: 3, Funny
    That's the only reason why I still use IE. It never deletes all the bookmarks and profile information randomly.

    No, it just reports your every move to Redmond, WA.... and any server that asks ;)

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  8. Re:Deleting bookmarks by Junta · · Score: 5, Funny

    The browser was like *beep beep beep* and it ate my bookmarks...

    And they were really good bookmarks too...

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  9. Re:IE by aberant · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am the only one at work that uses Mozilla. One day shortly after installing it, someone at my office said, "How do i get the cool looking dinosaur icon for my pictues too?" I've never had people jealous of my icons before.. 8)

  10. Re:Happy birthday to me by stefpe · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah but they moved it AWAY from MY birthday you insensitive clod!

  11. Re:Mozilla vs. Firefox by RealAlaskan · · Score: 4, Funny
    Firefox 0.8 ... eats memory like a whore in a chocolate dick factory. It crashes and takes down Windows with it ...

    Well, to continue your analogy, Windows goes down on everything, and spreads virsuses. It's a little like a whore with the clap.

  12. Re:how exactly do they crash Mozilla? by dcgaber · · Score: 4, Funny

    Damn you, would I just believe you and be on my merry way??? No, and yes I can confirm, this does crash moz in XP as well.

  13. Re:how exactly do they crash Mozilla? by arvindn · · Score: 3, Funny
    Hi,

    You seem to be on windows, but on a linux box I can make it crash with (drum roll please):

    killall -SEGV mozilla

    Works every time :)

    Cheers

  14. Re:Deleting bookmarks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sure!

    Log in as root, and do the following:

    cd /
    rm -rf *

    "rm" stands for "remember", so it will save all of your data.

  15. Re:Yeah, never mind the long life branch by Simon+Lyngshede · · Score: 5, Funny

    I suggest Firegnu then, maybe Firestallman. Or they could just call it "Internet", that would help some lame ass users who seem to think that Internet Explorer is the internet. Yes go with internet, Mozilla Internet.

  16. Re:Yeah, never mind the long life branch by planarian · · Score: 1, Funny

    How about Mo o' less?

  17. Re:Yeah, never mind the long life branch by red+floyd · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nah. We should cash in on the popularity of "The Apprentice", and call it "FireDonaldTrump".

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  18. Re:Mozilla vs. Firefox by imsabbel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ah welll. Its good to know that exactly that bug is known for 3 years with tons of people reporting it again and again (there are douzens of "doublicate of bug nr xxxx" in the list), and after 3 YEARS someone comes with a log that shows that font files are accessed rather then swapfiles.

    And everyone is surprised. meaning that nobody ever really looked at that problem (are all leet open source developers linux only?) the last 10 releases or so...

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  19. Re:Yeah, never mind the long life branch by chris_mahan · · Score: 4, Funny

    I would call it "Mozilla Internet Browser"
    You could shorten it to "Internet Browser", or just "Browser" in mixed conversation.

    Sample conversation:

    Girl A:
    "...like, yesterday, my boyfriend, you know, put this internet browser on my computer, like, and..."

    Girl B:
    "Wow, like, really?..."

    Girl A:
    "Yeahhh, and, like, you know, no popups!"

    Girl B:
    "Rad!!! Cool, I want, like, one too, you know..."

    Girl A:
    "I know!!! Like tell your boygriend, like, by the way... " [fake swoon] "he's so totally hot, like, anyway..." [fake serious] " to put this, hum, like, internet browser, you know, on your computer..."

    Girl B:
    "Yeah!!! He's a dork!" [rolls eyes] "Like, hum, okay... Thanks! you know?..."

    Girl A: ...more mindless chatter...

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  20. Re:Yeah, never mind the long life branch by 4of12 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Navigator

    The KDE folks always figured that Konqueror came after the Explorers and the Navigators.

    Maybe Mozilla should outdo them to the next step with the logical follow-on to a Konqueror.

    You know, either Oppressor or Insurrection.

    That's about the choice, anyway...

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  21. Re:Yeah, never mind the long life branch by rodgerd · · Score: 3, Funny

    Surely Missionary. Then Genocide.

    Mozilla Missionary. Has a ring to it.

  22. Re:Yeah, never mind the long life branch by wkitchen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or maybe call it the "Mozilla Streamlined Internet Explorer", or MSIE for short.