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Train Your Own Replacement

An anonymous reader writes "Yahoo reports on how some employers are asking the workers they're laying off to train their foreign replacements - having them dig their own unemployment graves. 'Almost one in five information technology workers has lost a job or knows someone who lost a job after training a foreign worker, according to a new survey by the Washington Alliance of Technology Workers.' It looks like a real dilemma where if you refuse to hire your replacement, you are fired without severance and are ineligible for unemployment benefits, and if you quit, you don't receive severance and are ineligible for unemployment."

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  1. Train My Replacement? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    Train My Replacement?

    Sorry, it's not in my job description.

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    1. Re:Train My Replacement? by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sorry, it's not in my job description.

      Good advice. Someone please try it and report back. That is, if you can afford an internet connection after you are fired without severance or unemployment benefits.

    2. Re:Train My Replacement? by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Train My Replacement?
      Sorry, it's not in my job description.


      Seriously, in most states a sudden take-it-or-leave-it change in your job requirements is a "just cause" to quit your job and still claim unemployment.

      If you weren't in the business of training people in India... and you don't want to get into that business, you shouldn't have to.

    3. Re:Train My Replacement? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Insightful
      How can you not be eligible for unemployment benefits? The US unemployment benefits scheme must be truly screwed up if you can be ineligible just for quitting a job, or refusing to do something degrading like training a replacement.

      If you quit it is much harder to get unemp benefits. Better to be terminated if you figure you will be anyway. Pay for how much time do you expect to get? The prior poster seems to forget, when you are asked to train your replacement, because it's implied you will be replaced soon, you do need to question the employers loyalty to YOU and what carrot they plan to give you for your remaining loyalty.

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    4. Re:Train My Replacement? by Neil+Blender · · Score: 5, Informative

      How can you not be eligible for unemployment benefits? The US unemployment benefits scheme must be truly screwed up if you can be ineligible just for quitting a job, or refusing to do something degrading like training a replacement.

      In most cases if you quit, you cannot get benefits. However, I quit once and received full benefits. The reason was because they wanted to cut my salary by 40% and wanted me to work russian time (midnight to 8am - they were outsourcing to Russia, this was in 2001.) I said I would not accept the changes and if they wouldn't keep my at my current salary and hours, I would quit. They said no, I quit immediately. I layed this out to the unemployment people and they said I was justified in quiting. I am not sure if 'not wanting to train a replacement' would go over quite the same.

    5. Re:Train My Replacement? by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      no wrong attitude....

      train him WRONG... fricking screw them as hard as they are screwing you.

      sorry, but if your boss doenst know your job enough to train your replacement then, you will screw them nicely :-)

      just like how I rot13 all the sourcecode I write every night....

      it will take them decades to figure it out. espically when I tell them... "what??? It's psudeocode! you are tellimg me you hired someone so unskilled as they dont know what to do with a psudocode file?? I'll gladly help you as a contractor for $200.00 an hour, minimum 10 hour billing."

      sorry... but if they want to screw you, feel free to return their favor.... just do it legally...

      In my case, I was the local It that they decided that I could write apps, they never specified the language nor bought the tools... and yes I deleted all my self bought tools when I left... I dont want to violate any copyrights...

      oh and be sure to call OSHA and BSA and tip them off to unsafe working conditions and suspected software piracy, that is always good for a payback to a company.

      do I sound bitter? at least now I have a good job with a good company and they are smart enough to use CVS and buy the tools we need....

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    6. Re:Train My Replacement? by Stopmotioncleaverman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Train my replacement?

      Do I look like a Sith lord?

    7. Re:Train My Replacement? by macdaddy357 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Train them incorrectly so they will break everything they touch. They will end up costing the blood-sucking bosses money. Either that, or go postal.

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    8. Re:Train My Replacement? by BJZQ8 · · Score: 5, Funny

      An individual that I know that is retired from a factory did something similar; when the company wanted him to train some "temporary replacements" for a strike. He was a machinist and ran very expensive, very large machines. Among these was a Jig Bore, a very large machine something like a vertical mill. It had powered axes, but had been rigged by some electricians to have its vertical power axis control on the back of the panel. The original knob on the front was a "dummy" and not hooked to anything. This was fine, as he knew about it. He didn't tell his "replacement" about it, however, and when the strike ensued, he turned the machine off and put it on maximum down feed. When they came back from the prolonged strike, the machine had a huge chunk out of its bed...where someone had turned on the machine and watched helplessly as it rammed its cutter into the table.

    9. Re:Train My Replacement? by kcbrown · · Score: 5, Insightful
      remember: your boss bargains in good faith with his supplier because if he didn't they wouldn't do business with him. your boss bargains in good faith with his distributers because if he didn't they wouldn't do business with him either.

      why does your boss think his labour is exempt from this common sense?

      Because he has a lot more power over his labor than over his suppliers and distributors. This is especially true in an economy where jobs are scarce, like the current U.S. one.

      Economic transactions are affected as much by the relative power of the actors as they are by the supply and demand situation. Corporations today have much more power than even a large group of individuals, since the corporations can affect the individuals either through the legal system (they can afford many more lawyers than individuals can) or through the government directly (I think it's accurate to say that corporations control most of what goes on in the U.S. government today, at least for those things that affect U.S. residents). Any economic model which doesn't account for power disparity is one that simply isn't going to be accurate.

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    10. Re:Train My Replacement? by Glonoinha · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bah!
      Train him.
      Become his best buddy. He is going to need a friend here as he is a stranger in a strange land.
      Take him out to experience fine American food.
      Introduce him to tequila. Lots and lots of tequila.
      While the tequila is flowing teach him 'drinking games' and insure that he will blow a .20 BAC.
      Make sure he gets home safe and sound by sitting in the passenger seat navigating while he drives home. Navigate him past all the friendly police officers.

      Nothing says loving like a DWI. God forbid the cops find a baggie of mariwa... maryjuan... mauriwan... shit. God forbid the cops find cocaine in his jacket pocket when they pat him down. Those pesky foreigners and their drugs. Welcome to PMITA prison.

      Only way to make it even funnier is you being totally sober at the time.

      If you are going to dream, dream big.

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  2. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm not in the computer industry, but I'm wondering how long it takes to train foreign workers? If your job is so valuable that it takes a few days to train someone to be as competent as you, then how does that reflect upon your job?

    Imagine training a foreign physician in what you do. How long would that take? 7-12 years?

  3. Been there done that by greywar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And whats worse-in my case the employer lied. "Oh no we're not training them to replace you, we just expect that you will be busy with other projects..." Yeah other projects like looking for work. They paid for it in the end....HAH! And when they asked me back to help "save the company"....I didnt feel much desire to.

  4. The Ultimate Plan by rckymntrider · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1) Start working on a business plan 2) Train your replacement as poorly as possible 3) Collect your severance pay, use it as an investment together with an SBA loan 4) Go into business for your self

  5. Unemployment by zoomnmd · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well, in Maryland at least, you do receive unemployment benefits if you are fired. Also, you can receive benefits when resigning in leui of being fired. A friend of mine just went through this.
    He worked for Lockheed Martin and was going to be fired.
    Instead, he resigned and received benefits. No severence though...

  6. Re:Train them poorly by falzer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yep. Get them started on reading Slashdot their first day.

  7. Re:Train them poorly by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Train your replacement well. Tell him you're well aware that he is going to replace you, and that the pitfalls in his (new) position will be the foolish managers who've hired him because he is cheaper than you are, but less skilled. Tell him that as soon as he has enough experience he should immediately look for a new job, as you are now, because ultimately, he (and you) are better off working for someone with some fore-sight.

    You can sit together, looking at job sites all day looking for a new job. You will be seen as diligently performing this latest job function of "training". You might even earn some extra kudos from the PHB.

    It will be a bonding experience. You'll wander onwards into the job market - and he'll climb the corporate ladder at your old job.

    In a few years time, you'll have kept in touch, and can call him up to see if the company he's working at is hiring. He might even be your boss :)

  8. Re:Ya, they'll have *real* incentive to do so by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You're exactly right on.

    In most cases, when your job has no training responsiblity and suddenly gets that resposibility, it's a leverage with which to demand a pay raise or a contract that makes a comittment to keep you around. If they don't give that to you, then you haven't been fired... your old job has ceased to exist and you declined the new one they tried to offer you because it's an unacceptable offer. That's the difference between a logic that disqualifies you from unemployment to one that qualifies you.

    I think they're relying on the fear of workers not familiar with the local unemployment laws to not see that they can get their unemployment benefits even if they refuse to train their replacements, and if everybody on a staff refuses to be the trainer than the "send the jobs overseas" plan suddenly gets a whole lot more expensive to the point it tips over...

  9. Re:A third option by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Good reference" being something along the lines of:

    "Does an excellent job of training foreign replacement workers when about to be terminated - highly recommended! - until replaceable...".

    I think you might be better-off without it...

    N.

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  10. It happened to me, twice... by Naum · · Score: 5, Informative

    First time was a crusher, guys sent from India, working for an offshore vendor - my primary task was to train them to take over for me, since I was terminated in lieu of them taking over systems support and development. Funny thing was my friend got me the gig there four years earlier but just about all of my training was of the OJT variety, though as a seasoned programmer, it doesn't take me too long to get the underpinnings of the system after I dig a bit. I got another offer, and even though it was for less pay and temporary, gladly took it to escape the burden. One of my team members trained a fellow for six months, thinking that the guy was going back to India. Then he suffered the ultimate insult as the individual got to relocate here and take his work from home position.

    Second time I didn't have a job lined up and a team in Mexico took over my function. While I didn't train these folks in person, I was charged with preparing a comprehensive how-to guide that covered every facet of system support and development on that particular application domain. Knowledge transfer was conducted via email and my prepared HTML kit that covered everything from overviews to FAQ on the system. It was easier to stomach, minus the person to person mode.

    You do it because as long as you're accepting a paycheck, you're obligated to serve as directed. At least that is the way I was brought up. A honest days work for an honest days pay and all that jazz.

    Within a 45 minute drive of my house, I tally >5-10K jobs gone, either to India or handled by immigrant visa worker here in the states. By those numbers, you may be assured that these arn't rinky dink outfits, these are corporate giants in finance, defense industry, semiconductors, etc...

    Maybe it's not come to your IT department yet. But the prospect will come soon to the executive management, unless you work for a very small shop, and they will consider it. I served a contract in the summer at a pharmaceutical company and the staff there boasted no way would offshoring and/or outsourcing pervade their organization. A few months into the assignment, senior management there announced a bold new initiative, a partnership with IBM that did indeed involve wholesale migration of their application and systems programming to Indian locales.

    Here's a list of firms that have indeed embarked upon campaigns that involved US workers training foreign replacements:

    • American Express
    • Bank of America
    • DHL
    • Honeywell
    • Intel
    • Motorola

    You can read about more companies here that have ex-IT workers that can share the same stories. These arn't satellite systems out on the peripheral horizon, only impacting a small percentage. If anything, I'd say the numbers quoted in the story are way under the mark, given these are core systems like accounts payable, accounts receivable, payroll, financial capture, EDI, MRP, reservation scheduling, accounting, etc...

    Yay globalism.

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  11. You IT guys.... by zogger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... are missing it. Think about unionizing. And if you do, watch the union bosses and make sure they don't get blackmailed or bribed. That's it for advice. The two choices are watch jobs go away and paycheck shrink or vanish, or keep jobs, build better stuff, keep mo money for yourself and inside the nation where it recirculates and helps the economy as a whole.

    You are one of only two or three professions who have the clout-if unionized-to shut the country down business-wise, a *pretty_dang_ snazzy* bargaining chip. And there ain't didlly squat uncle sam or any coalition of corporate bosses could do about it, because YOU CONTROL ALL THE STUFF AND THEY DON'T KNOW HOW.

    You could force an end to outsourcing and H1B abuses, you could force "fair trade" over hideous and erroneously termed "free trade" scam billionaire's ripoffs with it's unequal excise taxes between nations (our exports are taxed a lot higher usually by other nations on most products), you could force "safe computing" as a standard on the manufacturers, you could actually stand a chance against the marketing weenies on important technical and engineering aspects..... you could make quality job 1 everywhere, and keep getting paid for it, instead of "ohh, it's shiny now, ship it out!" decisions...

    buy a clue, look at the article again...

    wall

    handwriting

    All you need is a union. If you wait, it'll be too late. Snooze ya lose....

    I bet just over slashdot you could have several thousand people start a union within a few days....or hours really

  12. The best time to leave is now. by djplurvert · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The best jobs are available to the best. Therefore, you will have the most choices when you are highly valued by your employer, ergo, the best time to leave your employer is exactly time that it hurts your employer the most.

    Always look for new work, always prospect for a better job, and always take it at the moment you are essential to your current employer.

    This generally won't happen right away so you don't have to worry about having too many jobs, but you should be planning this from day one of your hire on to any job.

    Now you're on your way out, here's what to do:

    First make sure your new employer knows that you absolutely cannot leave your current employer out on a limb. Now, take the normal range of notice given in your situation, let's say two weeks. Let your new employer know that you will be able to start at a date that is twice this interval, in this example one month. Further, let your new employer know that you might be able to start earlier if the transition goes well. This usually won't be a problem, the new employer wants you to get started solving his problems right away.

    Now, you have two choices depending on how you expect your current employer will react:

    1) Wait two weeks and give two weeks notice. If you are working for some seat of the pants operation they may react from emotion and tell you don't bother to come in on monday (see below). Start your new job tommorow.

    2) If you are working in a somewhat more proffesional environment, give your employer two weeks notice but let them know you will do whatever it takes to train your replacement. They are now on the spot to hire someone quickly, trust me, it will take two weeks. Now every minute you give to them to train this guy is like a gift, you are doing them a favor, you are a great employeee. Make sure they know you are in transition and that staying this extra time is a compromise but that you are willing to go the extra mile because they have been such a great employer.

    Bottom line, you control the situation, you leave on good terms, you have forced your employers hand.

    Things to remember:

    Employment is a two way street, if you aren't earning money for them (or earning indirectly by saving) then why are they hiring you? Thus, you don't owe your employer anything other than the services he contracted for. It's his problem if he can't make a profit. With that in mind, divorce emotions from your employment activity, if it looks better for you to move right now, then move right now, that's your employer's problem not yours.

    Always give notice late on friday afternoon for the same reasons they always fire people late on friday afternoon. You want to give them time to think about any reaction and divorce themselves from any emotional response. Even if your "Employer" is not prone to such a reaction, your managers and coworkers, and you, might be. By giving notice on friday you will have a weekend to relax and reflect on your decision, as will they.

    Not directly related, but remember at the exit interview, the correct answer to "Is there anything we cannot tell future employers" the correct response is "you may not tell them anything not allowed by law"

    happy job hunting
    plurvert

  13. Be careful by hey! · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Think about the future.

    Are you going to need anything from this employer?

    For example, is it possible that you will be consulting and have a proposal in front of some of these people? That you might need a reference? That a prospective future employer might know your bosses professionally or socially?

    Be careful of burning bridges, unless you are willing to get burnt (twice).

    Alternatively, can you get something from your boss that will be useful to you? For example, maybe he will allow you to spend some time during the training period looking for a job with the resources you have at work. Or perhaps he'll help you network.

    I'm not saying the boss is a nice guy or deserves your loyalty, but you may be able to get a quid pro quo, small as it may be, and that would be better than nothing. At very least look at your self interest in the situation as cold bloodedly as you can manage.

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  14. They don't always tell you that you're training by hnjjz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They don't always tell you that you're training your replacements.

    A good friend of mine used to work as a IC designer for one of the large companies in Silicon Valley. Her group was given some ridiculous deadlines that were clearly impossible to meet. To "help" them speed up work on the project, the company brought in a bunch of engineers from one of its overseas sites. The foreign engineers spent several months here, working with my friend's group, getting up to speed on the project. My friends and her co-workers really went out of their way to help make these guys comfortable, taking them on shopping trips, inviting them over on holidays, etc. Little did they know they were training their own replacements. Shortly after the overseas engineers left, my friend's entire group was laid off and the project was moved to the overseas center.

  15. Thanks, Bush! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Informative
    Thanks for having Elaine Chao and the U.S. Dept of Labor hold seminars for employers - how to lower their costs by moving production overseas.

    Thank god I am safe at Vandelay Industries...

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  16. Re:Thanks, unions, government, and greedy employee by kommakazi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I know the parent was modded troll, but i'm biting regardless.
    If minimum wage labor is worth so little, then explain why the giant corporations that are fueled by minimum wage labor as so goddamn rich, yet their minimum wage employees are still struggling from paycheck to paycheck...All while CEOs of such companies are practically swimming in cash. If there's any wage that's inflated, it has to be that of a CEO and other top level management positions. Not to mention the benefits these people get....yeah it must be a real killer to offer that dental plan to your employees when you are holding millions in stock options. Get a clue, man...

  17. Re:Do what autoworkers did by wintermute42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm all for organizing. I'm a member of a union that is associated with the Communication Workers of America.

    I would like to point out, however, that unfortunately there was a difference between the Japanese auto invasion and offshoring of US jobs.

    In the case of Japanese imports, workers and the companies where on the same side. While workers were losing their jobs, the US auto companies were losing money and market share. The politicians listened to the combination of labor and corporations.

    In this case labor (in our case, engineers and IT folk) are not on the same side as the companies. The companies profit by lowering the wages they have to pay. They get lower turnover among those they still employ in the US (since there are fewer jobs to skip to). So the employees lose, while the companies gain. And so far it is companies that are making political donations.

    This does not mean that labor can't have an effect. But it is important to realize that it may not be as easy as it was for the United Auto Workers working to put tarrifs in place to protect the industry from the Japanese.

    It is also worth remembering that the United Auto Workers were well established when the Japanese imports appeared. But it was not always that way. Ford, I think it was, tried to break strikes by hiring Pinkerton thugs, armed with ax handles. The unions are there because people worked to put them there. While it's true that many unions became corrupt and bureacratic many of them did not start out that way. They were built by their workers.

    Organizing takes a lot of time. Many union groups are small. That means that there is no money to hire a professional staff. The work is done by union members who also work a full time job and have families. And while they are working in the union, they may face the danger of job retaliation.

    So don't think that some union is going to come along and fix it for you. It can take a long time and it starts with you.

  18. Endlessly ratcheting up competition==ponzi scheme by Cryofan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do you not see that? Telling everyone to continue to compete harder and harder and harder is a Ponzi Scheme?

    What is EVERYONE works as hard as they possibly can? The bottom half stills gets cut off. That is a game that has no winners, in the end.

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  19. I write my own referances by DABANSHEE · · Score: 5, Informative

    Afterall who doesn't have old unused letterhead paper from their old employers lying arround? Not me I always make sure I have plenty.

    One just signs it in the name of a manager that's no longer employed there, using a date when he was there. So on the infinitesimally small chance that they actually ring up & check, things will still appear above board.

  20. Re:Train them poorly by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We spend millions bringing Indians to the US for IT education at our best (publicly funded) universities. We allow indians to move here.

    The universities may be publicly funded, but the out-of-country tuitions are in no way subsidized by the American tax dollar, in fact they are a significant profit center for most universities.

    Furthermore, I'll take a brain-drain from India to the USA over a job drain from the USA to India ANY DAY.

    That's where Bush and the idiotic, anti-foreigner "security measures" have been cutting our economy off at the knees. Now the smart kids are staying home, and even the ones that have green cards are leaving and taking their knowledge with them.

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