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Playing Video Games Makes For Better Surgeons
Steve Wallach writes "ABC News on line is reporting that surgeons that play video games at least three hours a week make 37% fewer mistakes in laparoscopic surgery and complete the surgery 27% faster than their non-video game playing colleagues. '"I use the same hand-eye coordination to play video games as I use for surgery," said Dr. James "Butch" Rosser, 49, who demonstrated the results of his study Tuesday at Beth Israel Medical Center.'"
Somehow I doubt that Harvard is going to accept high school students who took only business classes and write in big bold letters on their applications "I Kick Ass at Dr. Mario!!!"
Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
What life skills are learned through car-jackings and running over of hookers from GTA? ;)
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Does this mean surgeons are going to place screen shots of their high-scores next to their Diplomas on the Wall?
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I guess videogames indeed help a lot with efficient, fast surgery... ... and, of course, the surgeon's nickname "Butch".
Ha! They've been doing this for years. Its a boardgame called "Operation". Picture of Boardgame I never could get the pieces of the patient out without setting off the alarms. Hopefully the real doctors are good at this game.
"To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield." - Tennyson
Game playing doctors did however show a 25% increase in car-jacking, 14% increase in shooting incidents and 23% increase in slashing peoples throats with a knife.
They also had 46% fewer complaints than other doctors but this could be attributed to other factors. One patient saying...
"Would you complain to a guy who claims he is a crack shot with a railgun ?"
An Eye for an Eye will make the whole world blind - Gandhi
Indeed I know for a fact that I wouldn't be half the surgeon I am today were it not for the hours I spent playing operation.
I guess I'd better go buy my surgeon a PS2 or an XBox just to be on the safe side. Actually, I think his medical malpractice insurance company already sent him one.
You are in error. No-one is screaming. Thank you for your cooperation.
Patient: "Hi doctor, how are you doing? Are you ready to start ?"
.. I was playing some Quake I .. That Axe really rocks!"
Doctor: "Ohhh yeah
Patient: "Oh god..."
HAWKEYE PIERCE - Invincibility (on/off)
FLY - Float around (invoked by taking nitrous)
NOTARGET - Nurses don't see you (on/off)
KEVORKIAN - Cut your losses and move to the next patient
NOCLIP - Don't shave patient before incision
STELSEWHERE - Teleport to other hospital
GIVE S # - Gives you # retractors
GIVE N # - Gives you # nails
WALLETDRAIN - Remove contents of patient's bank account to pay for operation
IMPULSE 9 - Gives all knives and tools
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
Some doctors sign their initials in marker next to the stitches after a surgery. That happened to me once and I was a little annoyed seeing it months later after removing my cast. I'd have been even more pissed if they signed "Ownt j00".
DrButch gonna frag yo ass.
Colon Strike 2004!
Frightened parent: Doctor? Our son... how is he?
Clooney: As you know, your son was hurt very badly in the accident. He lost a lot of blood and there was severe damage to his heart.
Frightened parent: Give it to me straight, doctor. How is he!
Clooney: PWNED!
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Tune in next week to see Dr. Clooney attempt to save Tess Trueheart's life when her heart stops.
Clooney: Charging to 500, ready... UUDDRLRLBABA!
The side effect of this benefit is that surgeons who use video games perform less surgeries than those who do not use them, thus leaving far more patients in need of care. Why? Because video games take a considerable amount of time that surgeons do not have.
Nurses used to do at least 50 frags per day with a railgun are 18% more accurate in giving enemas.
Signatures are for stupids.
I finally made it through MYST
Somehow I made it through
Don't know how I did it
Broke a joystick or two
I was last in my class
Barely passsed at the institute
Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid
A malpractise suit
Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Trained by playing DOOM, while online
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here's a waiver for you to sign
Woe, woe, woe
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
They are faster because they are less worried about the patient. You know, I'm sure they've got at least a couple of extra lives left.
Martin
I can't count the number of times I got in trouble for talking back to my mother with that. She'd tell me to get off the video games, that it was a waste of my time, and I say that she was just going to watch some cheesy soap opera's anyway, which didn't do anything for her, while my video games were training my coordination and reaction time.
Now, at long last, I am proven correct.
Some of the games surgeons are playing are:
Super Mario Gallbladder Removal
Sonic The Foreign Object
Sim HMO
Unreal Tournament - Mega Colostomy
Tomb Raider X - Laura Croft Gets Endometriosis
Myst - Secret of the Waiting Room
It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
that the hand-eye part transfers to surgery but NOT the fragging part....
"Heh heh... he thinks he made it through the surgery but wait'll he comes across the tripmine I left in his wheelchair!!!"
"Look at Junior, Hubert."
"What's he up to, Nancy? Oh. Wow!"
"Oh, I'm so proud, Hubert. He's sure to grow up to be a world-famous brain surgeon."
*************
or "I *would* be doing my homework, Ma, but I'm busy preparing for a career in the medical sciences!"
May we never see th
Wouldn't it be cool if, when a patient dies on the table the Pac-Man you've-been-caught-by-a ghost noise (BE-OOP! Be-Oop be-oop) would play?
"Capital punishment makes the state into a murderer. Imprisonment makes the state into a gay dungeon-master"
"My God! She's bleeding all over! Smegley, call for an ambulance immediately! Is there a doctor in the house? Anyone?"
[everyone is still sitting in shocked silence -- nobody rises to the occasion]
"Well, anyone with exceptional hand-eye coordination...how about a video game player, then? Surely *someone* among you must have stomped on a few walking mushrooms in your time!"
May we never see th
Total Amputation: Kingdoms?
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> Anyway, give me a study that shows that surgeons who play video games
> have a lower mortality rate during surgery and I'll be impressed.
That would be a tough statistic to measure, as I suspect it is extremely uncommon for a surgeon to die while operating on a patient. You would need hundreds of years of clinical data collect enough data to be able to measure this.
Do daemons dream of electric sleep()?
Other recent studies have shown that while doctors who play games are 37% less likely to make mistakes and 27% faster, there is also a 67% increased chance that they will kill someone on the operating table "just to watch them die."
Don't trust a bull's horn, a doberman's tooth, a runaway horse or me.