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John Woo & Metroid the Movie?
An anonymous reader writes "John Woo has optioned Nintendo's best-selling video game franchise Metroid for the big screen, says The Hollywood Reporter. Woo will produce the sci-fi movie and has the option to direct. The plan is to release the first film before 2006. The movie will center on the origins of the game's female protagonist, sexy bounty hunter Samus Aran, and relate her adventures battling the insidious life-sucking Metroids and their controlling force, Mother Brain."
This is too funny. Mod parent up please!
Those who can, do. Those who can't, simulate.
It's Chow Yun-Fatt, and Fatt is pronounced 'fuddt', not 'fat', regardless of his weight.
I still laugh every time someone calls him Chow Yun-Fat... sounds like Chow on ur'own fat.
Sometimes I wish I was a plumber, then I'd know how to deal with other people's shit.
I thought about debating the point, but then I realized that you really didn't write any actual criticism of my point -- just attacked my character -- and I don't really think that it would be fair to put words in your mouth ("Perhaps you mean foo. If so, consider...") for the sake of producing an arguable point.
May we never see th