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Microsoft Clips Longhorn

Gr8Apes writes "Microsoft is clipping Longhorn to get the already-delayed follow-up to Windows XP out the door by 2006. MS has decided to remove some of the most ambitious features. Blackcomb is the version to follow Longhorn, and is expected at the end of the decade. The full new file system feature has been moved to Blackcomb. Other notable parts of the story, in MS's efforts to get its DRM into play, a new version, Windows XP Premium will start shipping with new PCs, which will include a new version of the infamous Windows Media Player. This version will have the ability to shop at on-line stores like the one MS plans to launch later this year. It's their move to 'outflank Apple'."

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  1. Clipping Longhorn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    NOOOOOO! CLIPPY! NOT AGAIN!

  2. Vegas, a good place for a Naming Convention by andyrut · · Score: 5, Funny

    Also in the long line of adjective-noun combinations for their operating systems, Microsoft will follow up on Longhorn and Blackcomb with Sweatyphone, Steelfridge, and Purpletoilet.

  3. the words of several hundred CTOs: by maxbang · · Score: 5, Funny

    why did I sign up for that stupid upgrade plan? WHY???

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  4. Not here by MooCows · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Windows XP Premium will start shipping with new PCs, which will include a new version of the infamous Windows Media Player."

    Not in Europe, we're going to get the "Windows XP Premium Lite" edition, hah!

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  5. On the flipside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Windows XP Premium will start shipping with new PCs

    Buy an operating system, and a PC comes with it? Hasn't it traditionally been the other way around?

  6. Re:Blackcomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    In all fairness, he didn't say which decade.

  7. Re:WinFS WILL be in the next version, just no netw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You expect accurate summaries from /. stories on Microsoft? That will happen when Linux has 90% market share.

    You could submit a story that Microsoft causes cancer, and they'd publish it with a bunch of spoof or dead links without batting an eye.

  8. infamous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    [...]Windows XP Premium will start shipping with new PCs, which will include a new version of the infamous Windows Media Player.

    It's more than famous, it's infamous. (With apologies to The Three Amigos!).

  9. Re:WinFS WILL be in the next version, just no netw by jmulvey · · Score: 5, Funny
    You could submit a story that Microsoft causes cancer, and they'd publish it with a bunch of spoof or dead links without batting an eye.

    That would just be tit-for-tat. Forrester Research has already concluded that Linux/J2EE causes colon cancer

  10. Re:Microsoft needs exactly ONE new product by Gerald · · Score: 4, Funny
    This sounds like my first car. It was safe to drive as long as you:
    1. Didn't drive in the rain (wipers didn't work).
    2. Didn't drive on wet roads (bald tires).
    3. Didn't poke an appendage through the hole in the floorpan at speed.
    4. Held onto the driver's side door during right turns (it flew open).
    5. Kept a spare battery in the trunk.
    6. Kept a spare clutch and throwout bearing in the trunk.
    Just a few simple precautions, and you were perfectly safe.
  11. Re:New Windows versions being programmed in India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Unfortunately, entirely in Hindi.

  12. "Clips" longhorn?? by Bilange · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is it only me, or that sounded like "adding Clippy in Lorghorn"?

    Maybe I used Office too much :)

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