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Rocket Science vs. Barry Bonds
Ray Radlein writes "How about a good old-fashioned Sports story? With its multitude of different statistical measures, baseball has always had the highest Geek Quotient of any major sport. Alpha Geeks of Baseball have included former relief pitcher Rob Murphy, who put his Computer Science degree to good use writing software to evaluate thoroughbred race horses, and Boston Red Sox ace and probable future Hall of Famer Curt Schilling, who not only runs a company that makes hex-based war games, but once got embroiled in an on-field feud due to Everquest. However, Baseball Geeks have a new hero to look up to: Jason Szuminski, who on Sunday became the first MIT graduate to pitch in a major league baseball game. His degree in Aerospace Engineering must have stood him in good stead as he observed the ballistic trajectory of a Barry Bonds fly ball which just barely stayed inside the Padres' new stadium."
All this talk about projectile motion is making me itch to play a game of grand theft auto
He's only doing a case study.
Slashdot: Failed Car Analogies. Amateur Lawyering. Anecdote Battles.
One might say Bonds fought he law, and the law won.
"The United States has no right, no desire, and no intention to impose our form of government on anyone else." - Bush 05
"But what's the bag going to look like?" Szuminski asked.
Methinks this guy has been watching a little too much Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
Oh well, at least he's a pitcher and not a catcher.
1. get killed by your friend in everquest
2. get back at him by hitting two home runs
3. take down the espn servers by linking it to slashdot
4. ???
5. profit!
Everquest players caught playing baseball... how tragic!
"If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living."
- Seneca
There's no crying in math.
Slashdot... sports? You do realize that would involve getting up and moving right?
Slashdot sucks
I thought that cricket had the highest geek quotient out of all the sports, since you need some kind of technical degree to understand WTF is going on in the game.
Now, there's hope for geeks with math and statistics degrees who want to break into baseball.
Let's face it, however, they still won't get laid.
Tubal-Cain smokes the white owl.
Oh, like that episode of the Simpsons where the hammock makes clones of Homer?
after failing to connect for the fifth straight game
Then get a new dial-up service!
although he was intentionally walked
They're taking that Petco thing too far.
and scored in the five-run eighth inning
Look, let's keep that kinda thing private... but scored with who?
"I'd like to do it at home," said Bonds
<butt-head>heh-heh heh-heh, he said "do it"</butt-head>
got Bonds to fly out to left
Cool! Like what the flying chair everybody thought the Segway was going to be?
San Diego's bullpen fell apart in the eighth
They obviously didn't engineer that structure very well.
San Diego manager Bruce Bochy had his only lefty reliever
Sounds like my adolescence.
I've found that my posts don't format quite right w/o a sig.
What is this Sports of which you speak?
SIGLOST && SIGUNUSED && SIGQUIT
Why are we having a pissing contest about the two most boring sports ever?
Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!