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A La Carte Cable TV Channels?

ryantate writes "I was reading TV Tattle and came across an interesting story in the Washington Post about people who spend less than $30 per month on cable buying a la carte. To do this you need a huge C-band dish, but Sen. John McCain wants to require a la carte pricing on digital cable. Content companies like Viacom are fighting it -- they don't want people to be able opt out of their less established channels. And at least one economist type, this guy in the Financial Times, seems to think we'll end up paying just as much under a la carte pricing. EchoStar is game but says Viacom and others are refusing to go along. "

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  1. An idea by va3atc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One time payment category
    Cheap terrestrial antenna : $40
    HDTV decoder to pull stuff off antenna : $130

    Monthly stuff
    Netflix for unlimited DVD rental: $20/month

    Grab your local news off the antenna (in HDTV if available), watch your favorite TV shows with your Netflix account

    FYI: There is some unlimited DVD rental folks that work exactly like Netflix here in Canada
    Movies for me
    Cinema Flow

    I'm interested in trying one of them, anyone have previous experience with them?

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    1. Re:An idea by -tji · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have *almost* gotten to this level..

      I've been addicted to Netflix for over 3 years now. That instantly cut my TV viewing to almost nothing. I always had a movie that I wanted to watch, rather than the junk that happened to be on TV.

      After getting a widescreen TV to view DVD's in their native format, I tried out the HD capabilities of the TV with an HD tuner. I was very impressed with the quality, and my ability to get a perfect picture via antenna - even though using analog reception my picture always sucked. Now, I can get the big sporting events I want, as well as a couple TV shows (The West Wing & Fear Factor) with no monthly costs.

      But, I didn't take the plunge and cancel DirecTV yet.. For most people, there will always be a small number of stations they must have. For me, it's ESPN-HD, HBO-HD, and HDNet Movies. For my grandfather, it's The Weather Channel and CNN. For my Dad, it's the Golf Channel.

      So.. I think that the suggestions you gave make ala carte channel selection even more useful. If I can pay $15-$25 for the few channels I actually want, that's a big improvement over what I have today - paying for dozens of SDTV channels that I literally never watch.

    2. Re:An idea by timmyf2371 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Netflix or your local video store is a better deal than paying extra for movie channels, but there are few alternatives to the basic cable/satellite channels if you want to watch sports and cable only shows like South Park or The Shield. What else can you do? They're all pretty inconvenient compared to cable. - You can find some popular TV shows on BT. - Some official sports websites like motogp.com and mlb.com have live streaming video for pay. - You can go to a friend's house to watch a favorite show.

      In theory, it's a perfect idea. However, watching a video stream on my 17" CRT just isn't the same as watching a soccer game on a widescreen TV.

      The selling point of cable is that it's convenient.

      I currently pay 38 per month which gives me the different sports channels, movie channels, and all the other channels. Yeah, you do pay for many channels you don't watch, but then how do you decide the value of the channel? Is it unreasonable to value one cable channel at 5 (the cost of a movie ticket) for a whole months programming? If you watch over 8 channels the value begins to sink in.

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    3. Re:An idea by evilviper · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Grab your local news off the antenna (in HDTV if available),

      Analog TV over antenna absolutely blows in this area, and I'm out of range of HDTV broadcasts.

      watch your favorite TV shows with your Netflix account

      I've had a netflix account for quite a while now, and as good as it is, it's no replacement for TV. If nothing else, expect a turn around of about 3 days, and no service on the weekend, so you can expect to watch about 1 DVD every 2 days, on average.

      In fact, what has changed my attitude torwards TV more than anything else is my home-built PVR. Instead of having 80 channels, and perpetually nothing ever on, I can get a full day's worth of good TV out of just a handful of channels, and that includes skipping commercials. The problem with cable is that the networks' scheduling sucks, so it seems like nothing good is ever on. In fact, there are lots of good shows on TV, it's just that you can only watch 1 out of 10, because they are scheduled competitivly, and most people wont stay up to 4 AM to see the program they couldn't watch (because it was airing opposite a better show at 8 PM).

      Even though some people are probably awake on off hours when a few good shows are airing, you tend to miss them because you shut off the TV after two hours of nothing but crap shows, and most people don't have an internal alarm clock that would remind them to turn the TV back on at the time when there are good things on.

      Is that rant good enough for you?
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  2. this would be good... by utexaspunk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    a la carte would be a good thing, in the end, for the quality of programming- it might get us more commercial-free tv, too. look at the quality of the programming on HBO compared to the rest of TV. now, if we can get a la carte programs. I'd pay a few bucks to subscribe to a season of the Sopranos and not get Sex in The City...

    1. Re:this would be good... by bar_home · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Commercial free is exactly the opposite of what they are shooting for. Of course Viacom doesn't want Ala-Carte, that would mean half their "less established" (read boring/worthless) media outlets would not be able to sustain themselves on subscriptions, and thus, they would have half the advertising time to sell. This is the reason they all only offer "packages". They give you one or two things you WANT to watch, and make you pay to keep the other 10 channels alive so they can sell ad-time on 12 channels instead of the one or two that are sustainable. I agree that the "best" way is to go ahead and let the weak channels die, paying for only what consumers want would weed out the crap and probably start several new highly successful media outlets who learn how to cater to what people want. The chances of this happening are low to none in the current economy and current rules of operation. It would require the big media outlets to lose big in the short term, and then learn how to read and react to customers in the long term. BTW - C Band sattelite has always been more or less ala-carte, but to switch channels requires waiting for the dish to reposition in most cases, which can take 10 seconds or so, and as digital sattelites are taking over the skies, more and more C band programming is disappearing. These comments are my own, and come from someone who recently got fed up with paying Comcast a small fortune to watch 3 channels. I subscribed to Netflix for my movies, and put up an antenna for local news. My kids now play with their toys and friends instead of SpongeBob, and none of us seem to mind a bit! :)

  3. Another Idea by raider_red · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Cancel Cable. Save $50 a month and read a good book.

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    1. Re:Another Idea by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Unfortunately, books are starting to get behind the times. To be fully current now, you need to be getting your information from a realtime delivery system like the Internet or TV.

      Sure, the book industry is far from dead, but as a provider of news they certainly are. They're more a provider of opinions.

    2. Re:Another Idea by HeelToe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are libraries your tax dollars fund to solve this dilemna.

      My wife and I make heavy use of our local library. Not only for books, but for DVD movies and audio.

      With all the time you save by not watching TV, you could spend some going to the library and picking up your items. I don't know about the library system in your area, but I can put holds on items online, and then just show up to check them out. Talk about convenient.

  4. Pricing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think he's right that a lot of people will still be paying just as much for cable, but it would give those of us who only want a few channels the choice to pay a much smaller bill.

  5. Good luck writing this law by Control+Group · · Score: 4, Insightful
    That would have to be some pretty carefully-worded legislation. Just demanding that a la carte pricing exist doesn't mean it will be attractive.

    "Well, Mr. Consumer, we recommend getting the 'all you can eat' package; for just $50/month, you'll have access to over 1,000 channels!"

    "But I'll only watch ten of them, can I only pay for those?"

    "Absolutely! We're pleased to offer a la carte pricing! And we can offer you each of those channels for...you said ten channels? Let me see...$6.00 a month per!"

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    1. Re:Good luck writing this law by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Very insightful. In fact, you've drilled to the core of the problem with A La Carte pricing. It'll save negligible cash, because the channels you don't want to pay for aren't really costing you anything. They're just there to make what you have to pay seem like a better value.

      If the COST of a delivering a single satelite feed -- channel licensing, cable, maintenance, customer service, etc -- for a single feed was $5, they'd need to charge you at least $5 per channel to cover costs. I think we can agree on that. However, on that same feed is a LOT more than just your channel. There may be a hundred channels, or there may be three or four. The cost BEYOND that $5 to deliver another channel would be pennies per.

      So, assuming a 50% markup (which is pretty good), they can sell you one channel for $10. Or, they can sell you a dozen channels for $11. Most cable companies figure you'd prefer the latter. That's why channels are offered in such unusual tiers.

      Let's say you want Comedy Central. Along with Comedy Central, on the same satelite feed, come 30 other channels. It costs very little above the recoupment cost to give you all 30. So that's what the do. Those 30 might include some strange bedfellows -- religious channels, channels of syndiated programming, shopping channels, nature channels -- but really, you're getting all of them for free, or close to it. You're just paying for Comedy Central. It's not like $35/70 channels = $.50/ channel. It's more like ($28/first channel) + ($.10/additional channel * 70).

      The cable companies would have to mark up the per channel cost -- or set a "channel mimimum" -- to the point where getting three or four channels was less money, but it wouldn't be that much less. And why should we legislate that? What's next, legislating that K-mart has to sell me only pair of boxer shorts out of the three pack if I want it?

      I have never used the valet key that came with my car. But I did not have the option of getting the car without said key. I could have made a fuss about this, but look: the cost of the key was probably close to zilch -- figure it took a few weeks to engineer, a few minutes for a robot to install. Split that over the production run of a several hundred thousand cars, it's still less than a dollar a car. Would I bitch and moan about a dollar when I'm already shelling out 15,000 of them?

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  6. I sort of agree with Viacom by esac17 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A lot of times small cable channels get their business or make their money by late night channel surfers who have nothing better to do. Or the mom who is at home watching days of our lives and decides that during commercials she is going to flip through channels. The show that they are watching will very often catch the eye of the 'surfer' and next thing you know, you have a customer.

    If it was cheaper to go a la carte, I can't imagine anybody wanting to pay for anymore than what they already know, so you are are sort of screwing out the little guys who want to get recognized. They can't afford to buy commercial spots on other television stations (plus why would they let them), so this is their only form of advertisement. I remember a television channel that started up a couple years ago, and I was just flipping through and they had a show on the history of sex. I was interested so I started watching it.

    But hopefully this will all be gone with OnDemand starting to become more common. The little guy can create a show and have it on OnDemand, and then you pay .30 or so for it. Now THAT would be cool.

  7. Similar to buying whole CD's of music? by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seems to me that the cable companies/media companies want you to purchase bundled products so they can justify higher prices.

    To my subject, I'd equate it to record companies making you buy a whole CD of some artists songs when there's really only 1 or 2 hits on there that people want (I say "make" with respect to not offering just the one or two songs individually).

    Sheesh... it *really* ticks me off that Disney is forcing cable companies to buy ESPN for big bucks if they want to carry the "kids" channels, especially since I have no interest in the sports channels (not a fan).

    I don't know about you, but I'm sick of paying for channels I never watch.

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  8. The way it should be by Outosync · · Score: 5, Insightful

    With my current Dish Service I'm on their minimum plan that gets me the channels I wish to watch. I only watch about 10% of the channels provided yet I'm paying for all of them. I recently decided that I wanted Showtime so I can watch a couple of the shows on there (Penn & Teller's BS, Dead Like Me) but to get it I have to upgrade my entire plan and pay for more channels that I wont watch.

    And they wonder why people are just downloading shows off the Internet.

  9. Pre packaged isn't that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If we were able to get TV channels a la Carte, our choices would simply be driven down to what the majority of people want to watch. As slashdot readers, most of the channels you watch (Tech TV, the Discovery channels, and others like that would simply not have enough subscribers to continue operation. We would eventually be stuck with two channels: The FRIENDS channel and ESPN. Sure we'd be able to pick what channels we want for a while until the voice of the masses is heard via their cable bills.

  10. Profitable, a la restaurant a la carte. by blcamp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can only see this as a way for Cable to profit:

    "Buy Package A (25 channels) for $29.95"
    "Buy Package B (35 channels) for $34.95"
    "Buy Package C (50 channels) for $39.95"

    (The cable company picks the channels)

    or:

    "Pick any 25 channels for $35.95"
    "Pick any 35 channels for $42.95"
    "Pick any 50 channels for $49.95" ...or something like that.

    Just like in a Mickey D's, you can either get a combo meal for $3.99, or mix and match yourself for $7.00+.

    My preference, frankly, is one channel: the one connected to my broadband router.

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  11. Must be an election year by ewg · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Must be an election year--politicians are talking about cable television prices.

    (How about just cutting my taxes by $50 a month? Wouldn't that be a simpler means to the same end?!)

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  12. Application of a la carte by D.A.+Zollinger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Imagine, if you will, that you are starting out with a small family, and you want to protect them by not allowing channels with questionable content into your home. This way you can get HBO Family without worry about your children flipping the channel and seeing an execution, Sopranos style, on regular HBO.

    Hell, its a lot easier then programming your V-chip.

    You can select, add, and remove channels from month to month depending on your wishes or desires, while allowing you to only pay for what you want to watch!

    Like most people who have posted here, most current television shows do not interest me, but every once in a while something comes on that I do want to watch. As well, most movie channels still show content that I enjoy to watch. So to be able to only pay for what I want to watch, and not have to pay for crap that I will never watch, is a big win for the consumer.

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  13. Be careful what you wish for by tverbeek · · Score: 4, Insightful
    As enticing as it would be to be able to pick any number of channels for $x/month each, a la carte pricing wouldn't work that way. Prices for each channel would vary dramatically, to the point that you may prefer buying a bundle to save money.

    One of the things that makes the multitude of channels on cable possible is the fact that they're packaged together. Few people would ever subscribe to the Avocado Channel by itself, but they'll take it as part of a package... and once in a while they might watch something on it, like the Miss Avocado pageant. And over time they might find they like some of the other Avacado programming and become regular watchers. That would never happen with a la carte pricing.

    So we could end up with a dozen or so least-common-denominator channels that a strong plurality subscribes to (ESPN, EmptyV, Cartoon, Spike, HBO) being successful, and the more specialised niche channels (some of which would be some people's personal favorites)unable to get a large enough casual subscriber base and withering on the vine.

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  14. Re:Goodbye by Little+Brother · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I find it intresting that you (and big business) think that the ability to buy "A La Carte" would be bad for the less wanted stations. I do not have several "niche" channels offered in my area because the majority of the people around me couldn't care less about them. Therefore, the producers of these channels get NO money from my area until enough Cable customers are intrested in the channel to make the cable company want to include it. Under "A La Carte" pricing, however, these niche channels would be receiving my money and the money of many people like me who like their special content.

    Saying that cable TV A La Carte pricing would hurt the little stations is like saying breaking up ClearChannel would hurt the small bands and record producers, because they couldn't get national coverage. The problem is, the small people would be able to get more access to markets if the content provider didn't require something to be popular (or at least WANT it to become popular) to allow the content to reach the public.

    Come on folks, the big cable companies' claim that they act as they do to protect the smaller channels is codswollop. The smaller companies would benifit from A La Carte Programming and the popular channels that are already on everybody's standard package (but could be eliminated under A La Carte programming) would loose out. THINK ABOUT IT!

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  15. My cable company kind of does that by Therlin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They got rid of their regular digital cable line up and split it in "themes" and they call it "a la carte" and it sounds good at first. You choose the themes or packages that you want and only pay for those. In theory it could be cheaper, but if you want to get the channels you like, you'll end up paying more.

    For example, I wanted "TechTV" but it was only in one of the "Entertainment" packages. It was all sports channels (every ESPN channel you can think of) and then TechTV. I don't watch sports, yet they wanted me to pay for all of those. The same thing with A&E, it was bundled with other horrible channels.

    It made no sense. I would have had to end up paying more than I was originally paying. I canceled my digital cable subscription and went back to good old analog.

  16. Re:This will never happen by captain_craptacular · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's either that or install 60 traps on everyone's drop line!

    Or 1 programmable trap. This IS the 21st century, we DO have the technology.

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  17. Slashdotters will suffer by falltime · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Assuming (big) that your average slashdotter is watching some of the more esoteric programming on cable (techtv, a&e, National Geographic, etc) this plan will be a disaster. Once an ala-carte system goes into place, the less subscribed channels will get less and less advertising dollars, and therefore , will either have less and less programing or cost more and more to subscribe to.

  18. Financial Times columnist, my ass by Jtheletter · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Wow, I wish I could work full time talking a load of hypothetical crap out of my ass like Thomas Hazlett.

    Yes, I agree that with a la carte pricing very likely the individual cost of channels will increase, for a number of reasons including re-pricing, industry-imposed "technology fees" to implement the change (which are mostly bullshit anyway, just like the $0.85 fee for number portability I'll be charged for the rest of my cellular-using life), etc. However, the only way you will end up paying more is if you elect to retain most of the channels you have now. The central idea to this a la carte movement is that people don't want, need, or use all of the channels they get now and would pay less by using less, even with an average higher per-channel cost.

    As to Mr. Hazlett's wonderful analogy of two subscribers both getting half the channels for the same price as before after the new pricing scheme - it's based on the unscalable assumption that new pricing will be based on the idea that each subscriber will choose a subset of channels not chosen by any other subscriber.
    In other words, yes, when you have less than 10 ppl holding up a hypothetical market, the economies of that market will dictate rediculous price hikes, but we're not talking about 2 or 10 or 1000 customers here, we're talking hundreds of millions. If a la carte goes into effect my prices are not going to go from roughly $1 per channel now to $85 per channel, more likely something on the order of 150% to 400% inflation, depending on what the market will bear.

    And his rhetoric about viewing those extra channels you don't really care for as "freebies" to surf through just pisses me off. Let's face it, no matter how broad your viewing tastes there are going to be some channels that each household will never view, "freebie" or no. I'm not into sports, so the 12 sports channels I get are totally wasted on me. All sports, all day you say? Well then I press Menu, Channel, Delete - problem solved, I won't even have to waste an extra thumb press as I surf to what I do want to watch.

    And the final thing in his article, at the very end, that pisses me off to no end is this bit right here: The political reaction to the illusion of higher prices. I understand that from an economics professor point of view where we talk about product value not just price, that yes, the higher prices are illusory. But this ain't no lecture hall, this is the real fucking world. Bottom line is that my cable bill went up 5 real dollars per month as of March. So whether your tattered Econ 1 book says this is all in my head or not is irrelevant, I'm still out $5 for the tennis channel and two Lifetime channels, $5 that could go towards something way more important, like my gas tank.
    But gas prices are a rant for another day.

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  19. I have a la carte now! by t_pet422 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have a la carte programming right now. It's called bittorrent. It works like a charm and it's included in the cost of my high speed Internet.

  20. A La Carte == Bad Idea by Dolohov · · Score: 3, Insightful

    First off, the economic argument, which has been made a million times. If people can get their popular channels alone, then most of the homes in America will get ESPN, Fox News and the Bass Fishing channel. Channels like Cartoon Network, Sci-Fi, etc. will just crash and burn.

    It's a basic positive feedback loop. 100 people are given a la carte cable. Only 12 of them pick channel X, while 60 of them pick channel Y. Channel X is going to be more expensive. Of those 12, certain of them are going to decide that it's just not worth the extra expense -- after all, channels like Y are good enough, and less expensive. X gets more expensive. In fact, it gets too expensive for some people, who decide to forgo it in favor of watching it at a friend's house, or just renting the DVDs of their favorite shows. Furthermore, as X gets more expensive, fewer and fewer people will be willing to pick it up just to try it out, and parents aren't going to be willing to pick it up for their kids. It might spread by word of mouth, but with very few eyeballs watching, there will be very few mouths talking...

    Which leads to the social point, which is more compelling with news channels, but applies elsewhere. There is something wrong with telling people that they can elect to not have the option of seeing information they don't think they'll be interested in, and save money in the deal. Right now, if my parents got this a la carte deal, they'd get Fox News and drop CNN. The trouble is, while they don't admit it, they do occasionally flip to CNN just out of idle curiosity, to see if maybe Fox isn't being so straight about things.

    If you reward people for reducing their information diet, you're going to wind up with a whole lot of people who just don't understand why anyone thinks differently than they do. You'll wind up with a whole lot of people who never satiate a vague interest in history or science or cooking that might otherwise grow. You'll wind up with a bunch of people who think it's really odd that adults watch cartoons...

    I'd prefer to stay with the bundling, thanks. People may not take advantage of the opportunity to broaden their horizons, but we sure as hell shouldn't be rewarding those who choose to keep theirs narrow.

  21. but it would let programming justify its rates by brre · · Score: 2, Insightful
    One problem that ala carte channels would solve very well: it would let programming providers justify their costs directly to subscribers.

    Case in point: the recent slapfight between Viacom and Dish. The problem wasn't that Viacom was charging too much, or Dish was trying to pay too little. The problem was, Viacom got to look like the injured party, and Dish got to look the ogre, taking goodies from subscribers but raising their rates when programming costs went up. With ala carte programming, if Viacom wants to raise rates for its channels, Dish can pass along those costs on those channels only, with perhaps a note to subscribers that this was a decision by Viacom and there are other channels on the Dish lineup for subscribers who wish to move their dollars.

    I would think over the long haul that this would provide an incentive for programming providers to price their products more competitively.

  22. Re:This will never happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm an electrical engineer now, but I worked for the cable company 14 years ago. I've never heard of an addressable trap, and I don't think it's practical. To paraphrase the grandparent post, we DON'T have the technology -- not outside the lab, anyway.

    Consider a system with 100 channels. You want to offer the customers total a la carte programming: any combination of any channels they want.

    Can you make a digital filter (your programmable trap) that operates at VHF frequencies? Possibly, but I doubt you could put 100 of them into a modest-sized box, and have reasonable power consumption, reliability, low cost, etc.

    Digital is all that's left, as the original post in this thread pointed out. But if you want your TV to do the tuning -- and if you want to use your TV's remote, hook up extra sets, etc. -- then you need 100 separate decoder circuits in the box, 100 separate RF modulators, etc. It's horribly impractical.

    Having said all that, the cable companies should be made to use a standardized digital box, with a la carte programming, decent encryption to prevent theft-of-service, etc. You should be able to buy such a box if you want, and it should work with any cable provider. (Maybe this already exists -- as I said, it's been 14 years...)

    Oh yeah -- if the decoder's in the home, the customer pays for the electricity it uses, rather than the cable company.

  23. Convergence by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This might be a little too forward looking, but if we are still to have true convergence at some point, ala carte seems to me to be the logical result. I can't imagine going to my computer/media center in the near future and not being able to control what I want to watch and when I want to watch it, much like I can currently visit nearly any website anywhere in the world at any time. This is all part of the point and a benefit of digital technology.
    Of course, the ads will always be around to annoy the heck out of us.
    In the meantime, I'm paying for 150 channels of garbage, I only watch about 9 of them. (Comcast digital)

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  24. Re:if it doens't back fire by August_zero · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If I say art will you leave me alone?

    OK I guess not, but consider this: The most popular TV shows are all sitcoms and reality shows. Are you going to pay for any cable if the only thing that gets shown on any network is a sitcom or a reality show? What is your 5 favorite movies, or 5 favorite tv shows? Would you be ok if they got the axe because most people didn't like them?

    Majority Rules is not a good way to produce much of anything least of all television, film or music. I am not defending the crap that is on TV, nor am I saying that only having to pay for the half dozen or so channels that I like is a bad idea, I am just saying that when you let the majority decide what you are going to watch, you better like midget dating and new episodes of survivor and friends because that is all you are going to be getting anytime soon.

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  25. Re:Marginal Revolution by Dolohov · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You'd be surprised. Did you know that the Bass Fishing Channel is one of the most popular on cable? Similarly, my relatives are astounded that Cartoon Network has any viewers over the age of ten.

    Examine your cable company's channel schemes sometime, particularly the "extended" package. Most of the channels there were selected because they are highly valued by some small segment of the population who would otherwise be happy with basic cable. (Which I personally find pure evil. I may be happy with the concept of bundling, but the practice of it often leaves much to be desired!)