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PUBPAT Challenges Microsoft's FAT Patent

An anonymous reader writes "The Public Patent Foundation filed a formal request with the United States Patent and Trademark Office today to revoke Microsoft Corporation's patent on the FAT File System, touted by Microsoft as being 'the ubiquitous format used for interchange of media between computers, and, since the advent of inexpensive, removable flash memory, also between digital devices.' In its filing, PUBPAT submitted previously unseen prior art showing the patent, which issued in November 1996 and is not otherwise due to expire until 2013, was obvious and, as such, should have never been granted."

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  1. I don't know... by ATAMAH · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one am sick of this patenting frenzy. What will they do when there is nothing left to patent? ...oh, hold on, i know - they'll start suing.

  2. In other News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft has annouced it's purchase of United States Patent and Trademark Office.....SCO has been issued a patent for unix....the RIAA has been issued a patent for sound .....the MPAA has been issued a patent for light.....

    1. Re:In other News... by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hold it right there! That MPAA patent on light infringes on my patent on the electromatic force. have patents pending on gravity and the strong and weak nuclear forces.

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    2. Re:In other News... by nonewshere · · Score: 1, Funny

      sorry but your patents infringe on my patents for filing frivilous patents

  3. Wait a minute... by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 4, Funny

    The ubiquitous format for exchanging mediums between computers? What about CD-ROMS? *coughISO-9960cough*

    It can't be a MS format, otherwise all my Microsoft-approved CDs from 10+ years ago wouldn't work in my new Microsoft CD-ROM drive with my Microsoft operating system.

  4. Erghh by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm not too up on Windows but isn't FAT depricated?
    IIRC it's all about NTFS these days and FAT is mainly used for dual-boot linux situations or where you need backward compatabilty. So if correct, this dispute shouldn't be monumental, but still interesting. Good to see some one's out there trying to kill off as many bogus patents as possible, though I'm sure no one envies that job.
    Also I'm still surprised no ones show up with archaeological evidence showing that Windows was first used in earthen hovels eons ago.

  5. In other news... by FrYGuY101 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft's patent on SUGAR and PROTEIN also being reviewed after a mysterious figure known only as 'god' claimed to invent them...

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  6. Re:Hey.... by ambienceman · · Score: 2, Funny
    That's why I'm makin' money off of Mr. Chappelle's stupid jokes, bitch. I got people pickin' up the greatest hits left and right. Goddam, I mean people who didn't even know who I was are callin' themselves the ol' boy Rick James. But get it right...

    I'm Rick James, bitch... The original

    And I Think Different. I have an Apple - G3 Pismo

    Bill Gates and FAT don't got shit on me, Steve, and HFS, bitchhh

  7. Obligatory Family Guy Quote by Dejitaru+Neko · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, there was this guy named Einstein, ever heard of him? ;)

    Einstein: What is it you would like to patent?
    Smith: I call it Smith's Theory of Relativity.
    Einstein: ... *ruffles through the pages, knocks Smith unconscious, and runs off with the papers*

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  8. Re:About time... by mattjb0010 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Was not FAT12 (DOS 2.0) not actually an extension of the CP/M file system?

    So you're saying MS grew FAT on other people's work?

  9. It's not your fault you're FAT by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny
    Do you want to lose 10, 20, even 30 megs of data? Then you need new patented MS Cortislim! MS Cortislim works by blocking the use of FAT by your computer when it is under stress, running SETI@home, or any Open Source software.

    Remember, MS Cortislim isn't for everyone - only those who want to lose 10, 20, 30 megs of data or more should use MS Cortislim.

    Call now and you'll receive an extra 1 month license for every 2 months you purchase!

  10. Re:Because you need to solve a goddamn problem by senatorpjt · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've decided to skip the 4-blade generation. I'll wait until they make one with 5 blades.

  11. Re:About time... by Bronster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Rather the method of storing short and long file names in the FAT file system.

    I.e. they're patenting a work around for a stupid shortcoming, for which the only reason nobody else was doing it was that they designed their systems to be more flexible in the first place?

    1) design inflexible system

    2) patent bandaid

    3) profit

    I think I've discovered the underpants gnomes' secret business model - patent bandaids. Unfortunately the ubiquitous triple questionmark logo is prior art.

    *sigh*

  12. Re:Because you need to solve a goddamn problem by Saeger · · Score: 2, Funny
    And I think I'll stick with the El Cheapo double- and triple-blades until a decade or so when I can just turn the facial hair gene off and/or direct my little swarm of smart nanobots to eat the unwanted keratin 24/7.

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  13. Re:About time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Score 5, Apple

  14. Re:Sadly... by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

    "...if you're a scum sucking pond scum who's standing on the shoulders of the giants before you and setting up a toll gate to stop those who really are innovating then you bloody well deserve what you get."

    rich?

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  15. Re:Because you need to solve a goddamn problem by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm hanging out for a Gilette +5 vorpal blade - now that's shaving the smart way!

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  16. Steve Ballmer? by EnsilZah · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft's FAT patent?
    I didn't know Microsoft patented Ballmer.

  17. PubPat's revenge by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone remember the DOS Device names exploit in Windows? C:\con\con or C:\con\clock$ crashed the DOS filesystem driver in Windows. Could you imagine PubPat sending MS a malicious email with that exploit and someone with an unpatched version of Windows 98 opening it? Subject Line: DOS patent infringement. *click* A fatal exception 0E has occurred in VxD VFAT...

  18. Re:Let's See More of That Idea! by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I prefer a lighter approach...

    The company executive team must be locked in the stockades in a public place for a 24 hour period.. and allow the public to taunt them, throw roten food at them and other forms of mild public punishment.

    in fact allowing the general public at most criminals would solve a large number of society's problems...

    turn over the convicted rapist to the angry mob of women... I'm pretty sure that televised barbarianism of a rapist being torn limb from limb and the body dragged through the streets would make a difference...

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  19. New Microsoft Patents by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's rumoured that, in addition to FAT, Microsoft will also be patenting BALD and SWEATY

    HH
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