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  1. Re:A lesson learned, folks... on Valve Announces Half-Life 2 Code Theft Arrests · · Score: -1

    And remember...

    Your cellmate is likley to be some relation to cowboy neilmaybe

  2. Re:wish they'd do this for emacs on Why this? Yet Another vi-based Editor? · · Score: -1

    excuse me while i proced to vomit profusley!

  3. How Long on Ultra High Definition Video · · Score: -1

    Until some urber geek manages to write compression algrithm that makes all that data fit on a single DVD. MPAA, it will nerer happen . . . slashdot readershit: 5 minutes

  4. Re:Damn it on Inside the Homebrew Atari 2600 Scene · · Score: -1

    On a current FPGA you could implement a beowolf cluster of Atari 2600 machines...

  5. Re:isn't this just an effort to preserve IP? on Microchips to Save Peru's Alpacas · · Score: -1

    Too late, SCO has already claimed ownership of Alpaca DNA

  6. Ain't no flash mob on Flash Mob Gang Warfare · · Score: -1

    WTF is up with calling every assembly of people organised over the net a flash mob? Slashdot editors should get off the crack and do their jobs! I post at lower than AC because I can!

  7. or Even on Cry To Beat Iris Scanners · · Score: -1

    Close eyes to beat iris scanners!

  8. Re:well? on Napster Gags University Over Fees · · Score: -1

    get out from under the bridge you muddy troll

  9. SUV? on Projected 'Average' Longhorn System Is A Whopper · · Score: -1, Troll

    Microsoft Windows, The SUV of operating systems?

    oh.. wait...

    Its not an operaing system

    my bad

  10. This Just In on 31 Lawsuits Filed Over Alleged JPEG Patent · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jpeg is declared a lossey compression format in 2 ways now. 1) Image quality is degraded 2) your bank balance is degraded if you are sued for infringing on its patents

  11. Burn All JPEGS! on 31 Lawsuits Filed Over Alleged JPEG Patent · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    JPEG is an infected format and must be burnt!

  12. Re:Don't buy into it. on PUBPAT Challenges Microsoft's FAT Patent · · Score: -1, Troll

    is V-FAT some vague referance to viagria?

  13. Re:In other News... on PUBPAT Challenges Microsoft's FAT Patent · · Score: 1, Funny

    sorry but your patents infringe on my patents for filing frivilous patents

  14. Re:The key word is yet on PUBPAT Challenges Microsoft's FAT Patent · · Score: 0

    "Writes them", don't you mean buys them!

  15. Ownership on PUBPAT Challenges Microsoft's FAT Patent · · Score: -1, Troll

    so just exactly what percentage of the patent office does microsoft own?

  16. Re:ALL MOTORS USE MAGNETISIM on Japanese Inventor's Motor Uses 80% Less Power · · Score: 0

    Actually i thought they all contained a bunch of mice in a mouse wheel for the source of motion!

  17. Re:Would you like to play a game? on Insider's Look at High-Tech High-Speed Navy Vessel · · Score: 4, Funny

    no
    but I'm sure it knows how to play global thermonuclear war!

  18. Re:Now if we could only fix the cause... on Unprecedented level of Virus Alerts · · Score: 1

    The is a magic bullet!
    It comes from a shotgun. This is the only way to prevent users from opening attachments.
    They only do it once!

    good luck
    BOFH!

  19. Re:Can I drive it home, on For sale: Eurotunnel Tunnel Boring Machine · · Score: 1

    Yes you can but I'm sorry to say you need a special TBML (Tunnel Boring Machine Liscence) we don't let just anyone make large holes in the ground.

  20. Re:2.38 rev/min on For sale: Eurotunnel Tunnel Boring Machine · · Score: 1

    Nothing a bit of overclocking won't fix!

  21. Gardening on For sale: Eurotunnel Tunnel Boring Machine · · Score: 1

    Anyone into underground grow houses?
    This would be great, you could make huge ones,

    Imagine the Profit!

  22. Choices on Invulnerable, Waterproof PDA · · Score: 1
    • Ruggardised
    • Cheap
    • Looks cool
    Choose any 2
  23. Re:We know what's gunna happen on Searching by Shape... · · Score: 1

    The response will be:
    ERROR: too many results, please refine your search!

  24. One Word on Searching by Shape... · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pictionary!!!!

  25. Re:I doubt it. on Nuclear 'Asteroids' Due In A Few Hundred Years · · Score: 1

    Nothing a bit of Genetic Enginearing can't fix!