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Brain's Cache Memory Found

Shipud writes "Electrical activity in a single section of the brain has been linked to very short-term working memory, as is reported at Nature. Very short-term working memory capacity is thought to be related to intelligence. In the same way that a larger cache speeds processing time, people with a greater capacity for holding images in their heads are expected to have better reasoning and problem-solving skills. The localization of this ability is a surprising finding, as until now it was believed that STWM was diffused throughout the cortex, rather than localized."

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  1. Great by FS1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is this going to lead to benchmarking people?

    Employer: I'm sorry sir you don't have a big enough cache for our needs. We are going to have to let you go.
    Employee: Man this blows i would be really upset but i forgot what you just said.

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    1. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      so we can coin new phrases like:
      He's got the brain-cache of a Celeron!
      or
      I'm feeling pretty Celeroned after that party last night!

    2. Re:Great by Flayer+Shaman · · Score: 3, Funny

      It won't be long until we see some overclocking utilities now.

    3. Re:Great by O2n · · Score: 5, Funny

      first thing I thought when I saw this article was : "Ok.. so what do I have to take to make this bigger?"
      Ok, people, brace for the "ENLARGE your cache by 3" in one month!!!" spam...

    4. Re:Great by Averron · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ah yes, my brain is only running at 1600, but its performance rating is 2500+++!!! So there!

    5. Re:Great by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 4, Funny
      Exactly, first thing I thought was "how big is mine, and how could I upgrade?" While long term memory storage may be a ways off (like the kind in Johnny Pneumonic), but this looks much more feasible in the short term. God, just wait though till parents get their hands on this. Think kids have pressure to get into school now and be the absolute brightest? You ain't seen nothing till you see a child lugging around a briefcase everywhere and when asked to explain he says "its an upgrade for my brain cache".

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    6. Re:Great by bri_n33 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I may not have a lot of cache, but the RAM more than makes up for it in the bedroom

  2. Hmmm. Sounds good. by VValdo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does the article mention anything about expansion modules? I'd read it myself, but I can't remember what we're talking about here...

    What was I saying again?

    W

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    1. Re:Hmmm. Sounds good. by Burpmaster · · Score: 5, Funny

      More? Come on, 640k ought to be enough for anybody!

    2. Re:Hmmm. Sounds good. by ideatrack · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bender: "So what's your problem?"
      Sinclair 2k: "Not enough hmmmuh..."
      Bender: "Memory?"
      Sinclair 2k: "Oh great. Now I remember that word but I forgot my wife's face."

  3. images by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    a greater capacity for holding images in their heads

    good news for pr0n hounds.
    too bad it's addicting

  4. My brain is classified as AMD by Metallic+Matty · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps this explains why my head gets extremely hot when I do my Calculus exams.

    1. Re:My brain is classified as AMD by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      . . .my head gets extremely hot when I do my Calculus exams.

      Like, dude. That's what the propeller beanie is for.

      KFG

    2. Re:My brain is classified as AMD by Polkyb · · Score: 5, Funny

      I gave up using fans years ago... Too inefective against the awesome power of my brain

      Now I use Liquid cooling (you may know it as beer) which has the effect of not only cooling, but also negating the general awesomeness

      I call it, improving standards by lowering expectations.

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  5. Overclocking Anyone?? by Genoxide · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmm.. Makes you wonder if it's possible to overclock your own brain. Some kind of implant with electric stimuli.. Or maybe some kind of chemical. Only, I can't quite figure out how to make a decent cooling solution, and I absolutely refuse to walk around with a heatsink attached to my forehead! ..Or if you find out how to stimulate that part, maybe some good oldfashioned brain exercise to increase your cache and speed. On second thought.. Nah.. Not really geeky enough ;)

    1. Re:Overclocking Anyone?? by powerlinekid · · Score: 5, Funny

      I know a guy named "Larry" who runs a business out of an alley selling products that do this. I'd give you his card, but hes really damn paranoid about cops.

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    2. Re:Overclocking Anyone?? by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 4, Funny
      Overclocking my brain? For what purpose? I'm already capable of changing my mind 5 times a minute. More would not help.

      Hmmm, on second thought, scrap the above.

    3. Re:Overclocking Anyone?? by onion2k · · Score: 3, Funny

      a female slashdotter.. ;)

  6. Great? by Sleeper · · Score: 3, Funny

    May be... But still I'm afraid that the size of your STWM is not going to impress your girlfriend.

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  7. I must have a first generation Celeron brain by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because I often go upstairs and can't remember what I went there for.

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  8. Re:Man vs machine by Ztream · · Score: 4, Funny

    Today, quantum mechanics is popular with psychoanalists.

    Comparing a field that noone understands to a field that noone understands? :)

  9. Re:Looks like... bragging by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's nothing...

    I can visualise the entire bits sequence of the resulting object whilst coding... I 'see' how the processor pointers will behave, even when programming in a high-level language like obfuscated Perl.

    I can draw perfect circles by mentally calculating pi with a precision of 150 digits.

    I can mentally render complex fractals, from the basic Mandelbrot set to a more complex Newton's Method in the Complex Plane.

    And, yes, I can do crypto backwards. Triple-DES is very easy to do mentally. Doing it backwards is just a tiny bit harder.

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  10. Obligatory Simpsons Quote: by Gadgetfreak · · Score: 5, Funny


    Sgt. Friday: "Are you sure this is the woman you saw in the post office?"
    Burns: "Absolutely! Who could forget such a monstrous visage? She has the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of the career criminal."
    Smithers: "Uh, Sir? Phrenology was dismissed as quackery 160 years ago."
    Burns: (measuring Smither's head) "Of course you'd say that... you have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter!"

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    "No fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!" - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
  11. More SPAM Coming by cybercreek · · Score: 3, Funny

    Be a real man! Increase your cache memory by 300.5GigaCells. Order today!

    Your girlfriend will say, "Are you hot? Or is that a gun in your brain?"