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The Joy of Random Shuffle

ajayvb writes "Wired has this article on how the iPod and other music players have brought random shuffling of songs to the fore. This generation seems to like their music that way, and according to one of the authorities in the article, it's because they are likely 'brain damaged' and have lower attention spans. Ouch."

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  1. My shuffle world random rocks by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Funny

    Started I random it like time, all shuffle much the I've so the using.

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    1. Re:My shuffle world random rocks by FrYGuY101 · · Score: 5, Funny

      List of things which cause 'brain damage':
      Sex...
      Drugs...
      Rock and Roll...
      Alcohol...

      *rereads parent*

      Slashdot...

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    2. Re:My shuffle world random rocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      How many times would it take to shuffle a series of songs back into their original album order?

      According to RIAA marketing, every 6 years.

    3. Re:My shuffle world random rocks by ncc74656 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Started I random it like time, all shuffle much the I've so the using.

      This is proof that the people behind Zero Wing ("Somebody set up us the bomb!") were ahead of their time.

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    4. Re:My shuffle world random rocks by Opie812 · · Score: 1, Funny

      As i sit here I have Winamp open with a playlist of 1483 songs.

      You paid for all those songs, right? I wouldn't want some record industry group type to read slashdot and nail you for your crimes against humanity.

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    5. Re:My shuffle world random rocks by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 3, Funny

      You paid for all those songs, right?

      'Yes'

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    6. Re:My shuffle world random rocks by pianophile · · Score: 5, Funny

      It takes me just about 30 minuets

      Is that faster or slower than 30 waltzes?

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    7. Re:My shuffle world random rocks by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 5, Funny

      Operator: Main iPod turn on.

      Captain: It's you!!

      CATS: How are you gentlemen!! All your Ace of Base are belong to us! You are on the Eve of Destruction.

      Captain: What you say!!

      CATS: You have no chance to survive Morris Day and the Time...

  2. We don't have sort attention spans... by The+Desert+Palooka · · Score: 2, Funny

    Regardless of the fact I had to read the above around 3 times before I picked up all the sentences...

  3. what? by Washizu · · Score: 5, Funny

    "it's because they are likely 'brain damaged' and have lower attention spans."

    I'm outraged!

    Who wants to go ride bikes?

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  4. I take complete by AbbyNormal · · Score: 4, Funny

    offense to this article about being brain damaged and further more....Oooh I got a new email message...

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  5. Re:Expert by Soko · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmmm.... dunno 'bout that, dude.

    Depends on which end of the disection scalpel he's on.

    Soko

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  6. What Professor Kellaris really means. by Eevee · · Score: 3, Funny

    My parents' generation listened to music on 45s, where they get together and play songs at random. My generation listened to LPs where the songs were in a particular order every single time. My kids' generation listens to MP3s and play songs at random.

    Obviously, both my parents' generation and my kids' generation are brain damaged, because us baby boomers never took drugs while going through college....

  7. Hey by Hard_Code · · Score: 5, Funny

    I r brane damorged u isnesnitive clud!

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  8. I call it Audiomancy by Colazar · · Score: 2, Funny
    A method of divination using the random play feature.

    I used to ritually load up the old CD changer, and then use the first three songs played to predict the future.Now it's much easier, and more diverse, because I have my entire library of songs to draw from, at the push of a button.

    I always figured it makes at least as much sense as reading Tarot cards...

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  9. Re:brain damaged ?!? by King+Babar · · Score: 5, Funny
    Note that the source for the "brain-damaged" comment is not exactly one I would trust as an authority:
    James Kellaris, a professor of marketing at the University of Cincinnati and author of a study about tunes that stick in your head, said the appeal of random shuffle is likely generational. Kellaris said random shuffle likely appeals to the MTV generation -- kids with short attention spans who are likely "brain damaged."

    Now, call me a cynic, but I'm not sure I really believe that a professor of marketing is the best source of information on what is more reasonably a neuropsychology or cognitive neuroscience question. (OK, so maybe marketing experts have some deep connection with brain damage, but I'm *trying* to be kind here.)

    I can state this with authority because, marketing, after all, is not exactly brain surgery. :-)

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  10. Re:Who would have thought? by kjd · · Score: 4, Funny

    We are the Clear Channel Shufflin' Crew
    Shufflin' 5 songs, doin' it for you
    We're so bad we think it's good
    Blowin' your mind like we knew we would
    You know we're not repeatin' for fun
    Recyclin' our stuff for everyone
    'Cause we're not here to play good music
    We're makin' money, get used to it

  11. That's unfair; Clear Channel is totally random. by roystgnr · · Score: 4, Funny

    After they've stopped playing a song, each of the other songs on their play list has a 50% chance of being next.

  12. Plausible Deniability by Beek+Dog · · Score: 2, Funny

    I always listen on shuffle. When Anita Hill's 'Ring My Bell' or Bobby Brown's 'My Prerogative' comes on I can deny that it's mine and blame someone else, usually someone I don't really like. "Oh that must of been on that one CD I got from so-and-so". It works.

  13. This is novel? by farmy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are mac people truly this out of touch that the shuffle feature is novel?

    Wait til we show them the 2nd mouse button!

  14. Stop the madness! by shotfeel · · Score: 4, Funny

    Somethimes this place is too scary!

    The topic is music and how the order in which songs are played affects the phsyche and the soul, and you guys have likely turned it into a 50-100 post discussion/argument/rant on the proper statistics to apply in various and sundry situations.

    My advice to everyone reading : Leave before its too late!

  15. Re:Who would have thought? by Zordak · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Mood related shuffle. Depending on the reading from my Bluetooth mood ring, my portable music player chooses an appropriate genre
    Could be a bad idea, as it would set up a positive feedback loop, which could cause emotionally unstable people to crack. For example, the iPod detects that you are depressed, so it starts playing "Pictures of You" from the Cure or something. You get more depressed. It senses this, and starts playing some dark, creepy goth tunes. Deeper in depression, it reaches deep into the forgotten depths of your music library, but still can't find anything dark and depressing enough to match your mood, so it cranks the EVIL filter to its highest setting and locates a Mariah Carey song you once accidentally downloaded looking for something else, and then WHAM! All of the sudden we have an epidemic of iPod-induced suicides (or homicides, depending on your particular reaction to Mariah Carey).
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  16. Re:Who would have thought? by Moofie · · Score: 2, Funny

    They made one.

    It's called an iPod.

    Just so you know.

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  17. Re:Who would have thought? by System.out.println() · · Score: 2, Funny

    And don't forget, odds are that your music library has more than 12 songs, unlike radio stations.