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BayStar Cashes Out of SCO Stock

Kurt Wall writes "According to Yahoo! Finance, BayStar, the company that funded SCO to the tune of $50,000,000, and then later changed the terms of the deal, has requested that SCO redeem the 20,000 shares of preferred stock issued in return for the funding. The reason? BayStar states that 'SCO has allegedly breached Sections 2(b)(v), 2(b)(viii) and 3(g) of the Exchange Agreement.' Naturally, SCO thinks it has done nothing of the sort."

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  1. Why they'd be doing this now? by Saven+Marek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Talk on the boards is that the breaches are due to SCO not revealing the entire story regarding their claimed 'ownership' of UNIX SysV. Notice SCO now states that UNIX is a registered trademark of The Open Group.

    In any case, looks like you live by the sword you die by the sword. It was after all Darl who stated "Contracts are what you use against parties you have relationships with". None of this using contracts to clarify just what each other's purposes are, and being a record of an agreement, they're to be used as weapons. SCO's breaches are what will come bite them on the ass, and nothing will save them with a contract that they can't hide way back in the muddying of time. $20million worth of redeemed stock is $20million SCO can't use against Linux, Customers, Ex Customers or whoever else has tried to be nice to them in the past.

    It's only a few hour's drive to Lindon from here. I wonder if I should go watch the fireworks.

    Shak's nude anime gallery

    1. Re:Why they'd be doing this now? by peragrin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And SCO is going to die by the sword. What is SCO going to do next take baystar to court?? The judge will put that money in a lien, and lock it down until the suit is over. Take away 2/3rd's of SCO cash and keep boise paid they will burn out of cash in 6 months. If they get a break in the court with IBM. If not the next few months will be fun.

      It's been a Good Day.

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      i thought once I was found, but it was only a dream.
    2. Re:Why they'd be doing this now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Next? They'll Sue Baystar. Then they'll sue Boies.

      Then when their stock finally tanks, they'll sue their own shareholders!

    3. Re:Why they'd be doing this now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      SCO announced that they are suing the Canopy Group for enticing them into destroying their UNIX and Linux businesses.

      Funny thing, is that it could happen.

    4. Re:Why they'd be doing this now? by Otter · · Score: 5, Informative
      A bit of clarification: these "breaches" sound like violations of a debt covenant. Typically, borrowers are required to maintain certain standards of total assets, current assets, debt coverage, things like that, and violating them voids the terms of the debt. Breaches aren't typically the sort of sleaziness, fraud or dishonesty most people here seem to be assuming took place.

      Disclaimers:

      1) I am not an investment banker.

      2) I have no idea what the precise lending terms were; on the other hand, I'm confident that the people behind "talk on the boards" also have no idea.

    5. Re:Why they'd be doing this now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      It looks to me like Baystar is claiming

      1. SCO lied about their status
      2. SCO didn't disclose everything about their status
      3. There was disparity between press releases and the truth

      Sounds like what we knew all along...

      (The sections that baystar claim have been breached are:-

      2(b)(v)
      (v) Original Purchase Agreement. Excluding the representations and warranties set forth in Sections 3(a), (b), (d), (e), (i), (y) and (z) of the Original Purchase Agreement, the representations and warranties of the Company set forth in Section 3 of the Original Purchase Agreement (the "Original Representations and Warranties") are each true and correct as of the Closing Date, in each case as if made on the Closing Date.

      2(b)(viii)
      (viii) Disclosure. All information relating to or concerning the Company and/or any of its Subsidiaries set forth in this Agreement or provided to the Purchasers in connection with the transactions contemplated hereby is true and correct in all material respects, and the Company has not omitted to state any material fact necessary in order to make the statements made herein or therein, in light of the circumstances under which they were made, not misleading. No event or circumstance has occurred or exists with respect to the Company or its Subsidiaries or their respective businesses, properties, prospects, operations and financial conditions, which has not been publicly disclosed but, under applicable law, rule or regulation, would now be required to be disclosed by the Company in the Company's Annual Report on Form 10-K.

      3(g)
      (g) Press Release; Publicity. The Company shall issue a press release (the "Press Release") describing in reasonable detail the transactions contemplated hereby as soon as practicable on or after the date hereof, but in no event later than the commencement of the first trading day following the date hereof. The Press Release shall be subject to prior review and comment from BayStar Capital II, LP ("BayStar"). Within two days after the Closing Date, the Company shall file a Form 8-K with the SEC concerning this Agreement and the transactions contemplated hereby, which Form 8-K shall attach this Agreement as an exhibit to such Form 8-K (the "8-K Filing"). From and after the Press Release, the Company hereby acknowledges that no Purchaser shall be in possession of any material nonpublic information received from the Company, any of its subsidiaries or any of its respective officers, directors, employees or agents, that is not disclosed in the Press Release. The Company shall not, and shall cause each of its subsidiaries and its and each of their respective officers, directors, employees and agents not to, provide any Purchaser with any material nonpublic information regarding the Company or any of its subsidiaries from and after the Press Release without the express written consent of such Purchaser; provided, however, that a Purchaser that exercises its rights under Section 4(n) of the Original Purchase Agreement shall be deemed to have given such express written consent. No Purchaser shall have any liability to the Company, its subsidiaries or any of its or their respective officers, directors, employees, shareholders or agents for any such disclosure. Subject to the foregoing, neither the Company nor any Purchaser shall issue any press releases or any other public statements with respect to the transactions contemplated hereby; provided, however, that the Company shall be entitled, without the prior approval of any Purchaser, to make any press

    6. Re:Why they'd be doing this now? by raga · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The subject tag deserves more attention than it is getting: why is Baystar doing it now?

      Given the connections that Baystar has with MS/Paul Alen et al, There has to be an angle that makes it worthwhile for them. Also remember that it was SCO that issued a press release with this bit of info. When was the last time they issued a pr with any info that showed them in a bad light?

      One possible scenario is that our friends at Canopy/MS have decided to pull the plug and bankrupt/kill SCO before IBM pierces the corporate veil and sends a bunch of execs to sing-sing (or at least gets a court to find them personally liable for SCO's misdeeds.)

      cheers- raga

    7. Re:Why they'd be doing this now? by whoever57 · · Score: 4, Informative
      2) I have no idea what the precise lending terms were; on the other hand, I'm confident that the people behind "talk on the boards" also have no idea.
      No, none whatsoever, except being able to read the precise agreements:
      Original Agreement
      Modified Agreement
      --
      The real "Libtards" are the Libertarians!
  2. PREFERRED Stock by Serk · · Score: 5, Informative

    Before anyone gets the wrong idea, plase note, these are PREFERRED shares, not the normal one's you see quoted prices on...

    These shares value is set at $1000 each... so this is quite a big chunk out of SCO's warchest...

    Happy day!

    --
    Never ask a geek why, just nod your head and slowly back away. -Rob Malda
    1. Re:PREFERRED Stock by Hrrrg · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I wonder if this means that SCO will now sue Baystar?

  3. SCO ON SALE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


    Woo, SCO's stock is down 10.56% already. What a great time for a shrewd investor to buy SCO stock at bargain prices!

    1. Re:SCO ON SALE! by GFW · · Score: 5, Informative

      How much interest are you paying on the short position? SCOX is/was a "hard to borrow" stock. You should take the money and run at the point where diminishing further gains are outweighed by continuing interest.

    2. Re:SCO ON SALE! by strictnein · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you say it dropped 10.56% and it was at 100 before; or, if it was at 20 and dropped 10.56%, they tell a lot more.

      Yeah, both stocks dropped 10.56%

      I don't think it really matters what the initial price was. A stock dropping that much is bad no matter what the initial price.

      You argument works a little bit better if the poster was saying how the stock dropped 5 points (not percent). If the stock was originally at 100 and it dropped 5 points that's not too big of deal. If a stock was at 10 and then dropped 5 points, it might very well be game over.

  4. So Very Sad. by Volatile_Memory · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm weeping on the inside.

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    1. Re:So Very Sad. by Vancouverite · · Score: 4, Funny

      So send in the clowns.... (Laghing on the outside, crying on the inside)
      There's got to be clowns....
      Oh Darl, you're here.

      --
      We are the Music Makers, and We are the Dreamers of Dreams...
  5. Rats by shamir_k · · Score: 5, Funny

    Always the first to leave a sinking ship

  6. Watch it fall! by SeanTobin · · Score: 5, Informative

    Watch it fall in near-real time! Go go go! Ahhh... this makes my day :) At time of posting, last trade was 8.68. Also, check the trade volumes after the press release (at 1:45pm). People are paying attention.

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    1. Re:Watch it fall! by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Using the link above, you can gain some additional insight.

      IF you look at the sell orders (ASK) vs the buy (BID) orders outstanding, it tells a horrible story for people who own SCO.

      Things to look for. What are people willing to pay for SCO, vs what people are asking to sell it. Compare both groups to the current asking price and you can see that most people who want to buy aren't the same as those who want to sell. People wanting to buy really know what the value is, while those people willing to sell are looking to squeeze a few extra $ out before cashing out.

      Expect the $ to drop substantially. Then perhaps you might find SCO does get its wish and get bought out by someone. Although it would be fun just watching the ship sink into the abyss.

      --
      Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
    2. Re:Watch it fall! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
      The main reason it's not falling faster and harder is because 36% of the stock is shorted. Although this is an extraordinarily high number, representing extreme pessimism about the stocks future, it has the ironic effect of support on the stock.

      The reason is that short orders eventually have to be closed. To close a short order, you have to buy the stock. You can even put a stop order in so that when it hits below a certain price, your buy order is executed, locking in your profits. This causes automatic support, and probably accounts for most of the buying side of the stock today.

      Nevertheless, the value of the stock will prevail. Thus, no matter how many short positions there are to cover, the stock will continue to drop over time if its value is deemed to be lower. In this case, the short positions will simply slow down the inevitable.

    3. Re:Watch it fall! by MarkGriz · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I don't know anything about stocks, but "down 11.28%" in a day sounds quite bad ?"

      Depends on your perspective. SCO down 11.28% sounds quite good to me.

      --
      Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
  7. The future for SCO by eddy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So what will happen? I say we're going to see a SCOX vs BayStar lawsuit. SCO likes lawsuits. They like to stall for time while talking shit to the press. It gives them time to dump stock gotten cheaply from options. We'll get more of that. Only this time, investor-types (people who matter as far as the stock is concerned) won't like it. Fucking around with your big investors? Now, that's something else compared to fucking around with a bunch of hippie nerds and IBM.

    I assume the "SCO must have permission from BayStar to start lawsuits"-clause in the contract won't be a hindrance, since probably BayStar will start it :-)

    If BayStar is able to get ~$20M back (20000 at $1000 plus interest and penalties), then maybe RBC want their part back... which would instantly kill SCOX dead, dead, dead.

    suggested mod-limit: 3

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    Belief is the currency of delusion.
    1. Re:The future for SCO by FatRatBastard · · Score: 5, Insightful

      According to an article on The Street one analyst didn't think BayStar would have much of a chance of getting their money back but this would make it incredibly difficult for SCO to raise any more money (not that they had anyone beating down their door to loan them money lately). By publicly asking for redemption over a broken clause I see this as BayStar's big, giant "FUCK YOU" to SCO.

  8. The joy! by Ckwop · · Score: 4, Funny

    Phase 1. We know SCO's business plan is flawed.

    Phase 2. The Stockmarket knows that SCO's business plan is flawed. The share price is jumping about because people just like to speculate in the short term.

    Phase 3. And Now baystar knows SCO's business plan is flawed (and finds a technicality to get their shares back)

    Phase 4. ??? [The obligatory gnome-esc gap in the logic]

    Phase 5. Profit? haha.. not this time. Go Directly into Administration. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200. Darl can look forward to having tux inserted, lovingly, into his anus by his boyfriend in prison :D

    Simon.

    1. Re:The joy! by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think the joke is on you man.

      Have you ever seen penguins jump in the water? Those little fuckers are so good at sliding in, they hardly displace any water at all.

      What Darl needs up his ass is an eServer.

      --
      If you don't know what AltaVista is (was), get off my lawn.
  9. I am altering the deal. by sulli · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pray I don't alter it any further.

    --

    sulli
    RTFJ.
  10. SCO announced today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That they would be suing BayStar for the sum of $50,000,000 for their decision to cease funding their lawsuits.

  11. SCO requests specifics by mflaster · · Score: 5, Funny
    In SCO's press release:
    BayStar's letter did not provide specific information regarding SCO's alleged breaches of the Exchange Agreement. SCO is attempting to obtain specific information from BayStar...

    Gosh, making accusations, and not providing any specifics! That's horrible!!!!! I'm sure SCO is outraged.

    Mike

    1. Re:SCO requests specifics by eddy · · Score: 5, Funny

      This just in:

      BayStar Capital II, L.P. today announced a program under which SCOX officers are allowed to learn about the BayStar charges. SCOX officers are only required to sign the dotted line in an NDA about an NDA to a letter about a contract, and they will learn everything they need to know[0].BayStar believes this is a very fair and balanced offer and that only TERRORISTS would decline such a fine offer.

      [0] In addition, they will not be allowed to say anything about anything and may be asked to give BayStar money which they will then be legally required to do.

      --
      Belief is the currency of delusion.
  12. karma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    From SCO's Press release
    "BayStar's letter did not provide specific information regarding SCO's alleged breaches of the Exchange Agreement. SCO is attempting to obtain specific information from BayStar"

    1. Re:karma by stevesliva · · Score: 5, Funny
      "BayStar's letter did not provide specific information regarding SCO's alleged breaches of the Exchange Agreement. SCO is attempting to obtain specific information from BayStar"
      I'm hoping Baystar provides hardcopy of all 20,000 shares and 20,000 copies of the Exchange Agreement and declares, "It's in there somewhere, we just don't know where yet!"
      --
      Who do you get to be an expert to tell you something's not obvious? The least insightful person you can find? -J Roberts
    2. Re:karma by darkonc · · Score: 4, Informative

      As usual, check the Groklaw story for the gritty details, including the contract (and commentary).

      --
      Sometimes boldness is in fashion. Sometimes only the brave will be bold.
  13. SCO now stands for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    SCO now stands for "Shit! Cash Out!!"

  14. MOD PARENT DOWN spam in .sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do we want every post to have a advertisement in the .sig? I personally think that moderators should mod down any post with SPAM at the end.

    Visit my website!

    1. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN spam in .sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Do we want every post to have a advertisement in the .sig? I personally think that moderators should mod down any post with SPAM at the end.

      Yeah right as you go and post a link to yours on the end.

      Beware I'm about to DDoS your site for the next 24 hours. That'll learn ya!

    2. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN spam in .sig by khallow · · Score: 5, Funny

      Watch out! He's got some sort of bot fighting back. Every time I flood the site, my link gets hammered.

    3. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN spam in .sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Even freakier, this guy has EXACTLY the same pr0n collection as me. I mean what are the odds!

    4. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN spam in .sig by zulux · · Score: 5, Funny



      What a looser... He's running OpenBSD 3.2 - just like me. He diden't apply the OpenSSH patches and I got right in. I'll just rm -r / [NO CARRIER]

      --

      Moneyed corporations, non-working 'poor' and criminal prisoners are turning productive citizens into tax-slaves.

    5. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN spam in .sig by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 5, Funny
      When I visit his site, all I get is HTTP Error 403 You are not authorized to view this page

      He must really hate me since I appear to be blocked from viewing it -- but everyone else on this thread seem to be laughing till the spit milk out of their noses, based on all the funny moderation going on.

      I feel left out!

      --
      This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
    6. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN spam in .sig by AhBeeDoi · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm flooding my pants.

  15. SCO: "Everything's fine, la la la..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seriously, when the fuck did SCO hire the Iraqi Information Minister?

  16. The timing is late by titaniam · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Did anyone notice that the stock was tanking BEFORE the press release? I guess they put out a negative release to justify the insider-trading fall.

  17. Re:Conspiracy Theory Dead by 0x0d0a · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Even if they were, they've been exposed and SCO is burning up rapidly and isn't likely to be able to stick it to Linux. There's little reason for anyone, including Microsoft, to keep money in SCO at this point.

  18. "Owner of the UNIX Operating System" by Bilbo · · Score: 4, Informative
    > Notice SCO now states that UNIX is a registered trademark of The Open Group.

    They're still talking out of both sides of their mouth though. They still claim in their press release that they are, "the Owner of the UNIX Operating System."

    Funny that they are the ones announcing BayStar putting the pinch on them. Guess they want to put the "positive spin" on it, just like everything else...

    --
    Your Servant, B. Baggins
    1. Re:"Owner of the UNIX Operating System" by FatRatBastard · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Funny that they are the ones announcing BayStar putting the pinch on them. Guess they want to put the "positive spin" on it, just like everything else...

      That, and I suspect that if any insiders dumped a bunch of stock today without announcing it would be eligable for a perp walk.

    2. Re:"Owner of the UNIX Operating System" by Goo.cc · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, it really ought to be "the Owner of a UNIX Operating System." since anything the Open Groups deems to be Unix IS Unix.

    3. Re:"Owner of the UNIX Operating System" by DrXym · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In the last week there have been three Form 4's and two Form 144's. I'm sure the accused will offer a completely reasonable Martha Stewartesque explanation in their defence.

  19. Official loser by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Informative

    SCO once again makes the list of losers in trading today! At this rate, maybe it'll be number one at something by days' end.

  20. Screaming sound by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

    That screaming sound you hear is SCOX stock breaking the sound barrier as it plunges into the abyss. Thank god, it is about time.

  21. A shame really. by Picass0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If we don't go to court to test the legality of the GPL in the SCO case, it means it will happen later... perhaps against someone who doesn't have their head up their ass.

    Going to trial against SCO is a sure thing for IBM, and therefore good for Linux. IBM and Redhat would tear SCO a new one, and the GPL would have it's day in court against the mental midgits from Provo.

    If SCO goes bankrupt, this (I assume) goes in a legal round file somewhere. Then we can just wait for Microsoft to come at us directly with an army of lawyers that dwarfs IBM.

    1. Re:A shame really. by back_pages · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I'm thinking the same way.

      If you're a prize fighter, you want your first professional fight to be against some out-of-shape opponent who stands a slim chance of winning but wouldn't mind the paycheck. In a lot of ways, SCO was the ideal opponent. They talked up the hype, they were bringing the payday to the ring, and they had a very slim chance of defeating Linux (and more notably, Linux's trainers in the forms of IBM, etc.)

      So if this "fight" doesn't actually occur, it scares away other potential easy wins for Linux's professional debut in the courtroom. A prizefighter whose opponents cancel the fights doesn't get a chance at the title - he's still an unproven amateur.

    2. Re:A shame really. by Paladin128 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      • If SCO goes bankrupt, this (I assume) goes in a legal round file somewhere. Then we can just wait for Microsoft to come at us directly with an army of lawyers that dwarfs IBM.
      Not bloody likely. IBM is a bigger company with a much bigger patent portfolio and many more lawyers than Microsoft.

      --
      Lex orandi, lex credendi.
    3. Re:A shame really. by shotfeel · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually it has been tested. Eben Moglin would argue it simply hasn't made it to court because it clearly can't be beat. From one of his speech

      "For ten years, I did all of the GPL enforcement work around the world by myself, while teaching full time at a law school. It wasn't hard, really; the defendant in court would have had no license, or had to choose affirmatively to plead my license: they didn't choose that route. Indeed, they didn't choose to go to court; they cooperated, that was the better way. My client didn't want damages, my client wanted compliance. My client didn't want publicity, my client wanted compliance. We settled for compliance all the time. We got compliance all the time."

      Basically, when faced with actually going to court, people violating the license have always come to the conclusion that they couldn't win.

  22. Linux users must celebrate. by 0x0d0a · · Score: 4, Informative

    Linux users are required to celebrate with beer and an assortment of tasty food tonight. Now. Enjoy yourself tonight, and be happy. It's a good-looking new world for Tux and the rest of us out there -- things just got a lot sunnier. :-) Whee!

  23. Hmm - too much risk for someone behind the scenes? by sphealey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ok, a bit conspiracy-theoryish, but many including myself have speculated that there was someone behind the scenes of the entire SCO mess pulling the strings.

    Could it be that said string-puller has decided that there is too much risk that (a) SCO will not only lose its suits, but do so in a way that validates the GPL (b) IBM might break through the Canopy/Baystar corporate veil and find out who the string puller is? And therefore that person has taken some action to force SCO into bankruptcy and pull the plug on the lawsuits?

    sPh

  24. At SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    In SCO's headquarters...
    Darl McBride: 'Damn!... What can we do?'
    Employee: 'What if we sued them?'
    Darl McBride: 'Good! GREAT! Let's sue them. But, er... what for?'
    Employee: 'Hmmm...'
    Darl McBride: 'Let's say, that, erm... BayStar runs FreeBSD! Let's say FreeBSD contains our IP.'
    Employee: 'You have not lost your genius, Mister McBride! JOHN! Get a few lines from the BSD source code, will ya? Any lines will do.'

  25. Sections 2(b)(v), 2(b)(viii) and 3(g) of the .... by Halo- · · Score: 5, Funny

    To help out, I've summarized sections 2(b)(v), 2(b)(viii) and 3(g) of the Exchange Agreement:

    2(b)(v) : Presumption of Correctness

    2(b)(viii) : Failure to Pass the "Laugh Test" Clause

    3(g) : General Asshattery Clause

  26. Was Baystar investment a trojan horse? by Optic7 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    That's an awfully quick turnaround time for this "investment" to come back around and knock a nice size hole on the side of SCO...

    Maybe it was IBM instead of Microsoft behind the Baystar investment? :)

  27. Re:The future for SCO: Street.com article by David+Hume · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to the Street.com article "BayStar Says SCO Breached Note":

    "I look at this as bad news for SCO," said Dion Cornett, an analyst for Decatur Jones Equity Partners - Soleil. "I don't think BayStar is going to be very successful in getting their money back. It's very difficult for a private equity investor to force a redemption on a company that doesn't want to redeem. But it makes it very difficult for SCO to raise future financing ."

    SCO will certainly need lots of money if it wants to fight the likes of massive IBM, he noted. "I think they'll need all the $65 million they have in the bank to fund this fight. This is going to be a multi-year, very protracted lawsuit, if it's not dismissed."


    (emphasis added) Thus, even if SCO eventually prevails over Baystar this may still sink SCO. SCO won't be able to obtain enough funding to battle IBM, et al.

  28. Tornado Effect by 4of12 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't know why, but for some reason I'm reminded of what I heard once about tornadoes.

    It's not the high winds that damage a house, it's that sudden change of pressure that causes the house to explode from the imbalance.

    --
    "Provided by the management for your protection."
    1. Re:Tornado Effect by pongo000 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Please don't waste time opening windows! The only way you'll see a radical pressure change is if you're in the vortex. By that time you should already be grabbing your ankles and making promises to your god.

      [This has been a public service message from the heart of Tornado Alley.]

  29. Reminds me of that scene in star wars by voss · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lackey: Sir, there is potential flaw in our plan, shall I have the shuttle made ready?

    Darl: What in our moment of triumph?

    -----

    Ibm: Ok redhat, Youre all clear now blow this thing so we can all go home

    (Scene of SCO imploding)

    (Fat guys with beards in Star Wars t-shirts
    dancing in the streets)

  30. It's the End of the SCO as we know it... by prgrmr · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...It's the End of the SCO as we know it,

    It's the End of the SCO as we know it,

    And I feel fine!

    I feel fine!

  31. Wrong way round by Albanach · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think this is the first recorded instance of the ship leaving the sinking rats

    1. Re:Wrong way round by LilMikey · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think this is the first recorded instance of the ship leaving the sinking rats

      It's been happening in Soviet Ru...

      why even bother.

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      LilMikey.com... I'll stop doing it when you sto
  32. The 45-day deadline is also coming up... by DanTheLewis · · Score: 5, Informative

    ... where SCO has been ordered to:

    1. To fully comply within 45 days of the entry of this order [NB: March 3 + 45 = April 17] with the court's previous order dated December 12, 2003. This is to include those items that SCO had difficulty in obtaining prior to the Court's previously ordered deadline of January 12, 2004.
    2. As previously ordered, SCO is to provide and identify all specific lines of code that IBM is alleged to have contributed to Linux from either AIX or Dynix. This is to include all lines of code that SCO can identify at this time.
    3. SCO is to provide and identify all specific lines of code from Unix System V from which IBM's contributions from AIX and Dynix are alleged to be derived.
    4. SCO is to provide and identify with specificity all lines of code in Linux that it claims rights to.
    5. SCO is to provide and identify with specificity the lines of code that SCO distributed to other parties. This is to include where applicable the conditions of release, to whom the code was released, the date and under what circumstances such code was released.
    6. It's a tall order. I foresee a lot of coffee drinking and nail-biting this weekend, whether or not the smoking suitcase is full of evidence.

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    Q: What did the comedian say to the crowd?
    A: If I knew, this joke would be funny.
  33. Darth BayStar to Lando SCOrissian: by adrianbaugh · · Score: 4, Funny

    We are altering the deal. Pray we do not alter it any further.

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    "'I pass the test,' she said. 'I will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Galadriel.'"
    - JRR Tolkien.
  34. Re:Rats leaving the ship by yintercept · · Score: 4, Funny
    The lawyers have left already?
    Different schools of law have different mascots. While the rat is common, there are other law schools sporting the vulture and many more sporting the shark...There is nothing a shark loves more than the tasty bite sized meaty morsels that come with sinking ships.
  35. SCO sues Baystar for breach of contract by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Come on we know it's coming so just have the newstory all ready to go.

    here a fill in the blank form for it to help you along

    _____ writes today SCO sued ____ for ____ and $____ in damages. SCO contends that ____ failed to _____ resulting in SCO ______. When reached for comment _________ declined to respond at this time due to pending _________ but released a press release stating "At this time _________ ."

  36. IRONY: SCaldera cries "they aren't specific" by WCMI92 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "BayStar's letter did not provide specific information regarding SCO's alleged breaches of the Exchange Agreement. SCO is attempting to obtain specific information from BayStar and is evaluating its obligations and options with respect to the redemption notice. "

    ROFLMFAO!!! Anyone notice that little bit of irony?

    SCaldera's been running around saying that IBM, Novell, Redhat, Linus, your grandma, and everyone else has stolen their code and used it in Linux. MILLIONS of lines, they say.

    When asked for specifics (even by the court) they refuse to grant any...

    This is the first blow... Even if SCO holds off the redemtion request, they now must expend money in court to fight it. RBC might follow suit (and they should, or they are pissing away their $30 million).

    Either party has an excellent chance, if they are right on their claim to have the court FREEZE those assets pending hearing.

    This effectively kills SCaldera.

    BayStar has made the decision to do this because they have no chance of ever getting their money back otherwise. And they are doing this knowing it destroys SCO.

    This whole thing is over within 6 months now.

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    Corporatism != Free Market
  37. IBM won't let it go that easily... by Kjella · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If SCO goes bankrupt, this (I assume) goes in a legal round file somewhere. Then we can just wait for Microsoft to come at us directly with an army of lawyers that dwarfs IBM.

    IBM was accused of not keeping their hands clean with contracts and licences. They will not rest until SCO's accusations have been completely and utterly discredited, even if it means flogging a dead horse. That they "ran SCO's war chest empty" simply won't do.

    It has very little to do with the SCO case at all. IBM is relying on major contractors like military, government, major businesses selecting IBM because they are rock solid and trustworthy. That the data they entrust to IBM systems will be handled exactly as specified in contracts.

    That, and I suppose some people in IBM would take a certain pleasure in doing it. But hey, if you can have both business and pleasure, why not?

    Kjella

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    Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
  38. Is this part of the "Master Plan"? by -tji · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This whole process has smelled of something not quite right.

    Through the whole process, SCO's claims were bordering on ridiculous. Their antics rarely ever resulted in a stronger chance of being able to win the case.. they merely generated more publicity.

    It looks to me like their only goal in the whole process was to create as much FUD about Linux and Free Software as they could. To get as much media coverage as possible, creating that seed of doubt in as many IT managers minds as possible.

    The grand finale is when they cannot fund the lawsuit anymore, and close up shop. With no conclusion to the case, that cloud of FUD still hangs over Linux.

    Yeah.. that's quite a conspiracy theory. It's probably more likely that the SCO people are merely morons. But, whether by design or by their ineptitude, I think that the death of SCO before resolving the case would be a bad thing.

  39. Re: Sections 2(b)(v), 2(b)(viii) and 3(g) of the . by asr_man · · Score: 4, Informative

    A less flippant summary:

    2(b)(v) "You didn't outright lie to us about what you said about yourself in the original purchase agreement."

    2(b)(viii) "You didn't omit any material fact that would make what you say about yourself misleading. You also haven't withheld from the public information you are required to disclose by law."

    3(g) "You won't provide non-public information to us after the press release."

    Not that I don't find yours more entertaining.

  40. Re:Rats leaving the ship by Bronster · · Score: 5, Funny

    To be fair, there is also the lion school of legal practice...fierce, brave, tenacious. Unfortunately the rats, vultures and sharks tend to dominate.

    Yeah, it's such a pity that the actions of 95% of lawyers make the other 5% look bad.

  41. Could this conceivably be a bad thing? by Bootsy+Collins · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I worry that if the BOC joins in and asks for their $30M back, SCO goes bankrupt. If they go bankrupt, it's not like their lawsuits go away. Instead (IIRC, IANAL as usual) suits they filed are put on hold until after administration, while suits filed against them are voided with the option to re-file after administration. Stretching these out even more years wouldn't be a good result, I don't think. They need to be crushed in court.

    Anyone who is a lawyer, or knows about corporate bankruptcy procedures, and can comment on this?

  42. Not only that..... by kajoob · · Score: 5, Funny

    but he has naked pictures of my wife too! He's a dead man!

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    Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur
    1. Re:Not only that..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      but he has naked pictures of my wife too!


      At least you get 'em for free. I had to buy them.
  43. The Baystar deal has a stock price trigger by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative
    Here's the key clause, from SCO's SEC filing on the deal.
    • If the Closing Sales Price of the Common Stock is less than $10.50 (as adjusted to reflect any stock dividends, distributions, combinations, reclassifications and other similar transactions effected by the Corporation in respect to its Common Stock) for at least twenty (20) consecutive trading days, the Corporation shall have the right to redeem any shares of Series A-1 Preferred Stock then outstanding at price per share of Series A-1 Preferred Stock equal to the Face Amount plus all accrued and unpaid Dividends thereon through the closing date of such redemption.
    OK, has that happened? Almost, but not quite. Look at the closing price data. From 9 March 2004 to 2 April 2004, there's a string of 19 days with a closing price below $10.50. Now we see why SCO frantically tried a stock buyback program, which pushed the price above the threshold for a mere three days.

    But there's a clause in the Baystar agreeement that prohibits SCO from doing most share repurchases.

    This is going to get very ugly. Probably on Monday. When, remember, SCO finally has to disclose to IBM and the court what the claimed "infringing code" is. That deadline is tomorrow.

  44. uhhh hello by SQLz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Are you guys all forgeting the MS + Baystar connection? The leaked memo? That shit totally fucked SCO over, MS wants out badly. There are serious legal implications for MS if a investigation shows they directly or even indirectly funded this. At least now, the company can claim plausable deniabilty.

    Next time they'll be smarter though. The plan now is for SCO to back out before the GPL is held up in US court and for someone else to come in and carry the FUD torch against Linux. Its probably going to suit patent related.

  45. With Apologies To Don MacLean by red+floyd · · Score: 5, Funny

    A long long time ago
    Darl can still remember
    When Unix(tm) used to make him smile...
    And he knew that in a few weeks
    That he would sue those Linux(tm) geeks
    And maybe prop the stock up for a while...
    But IBM just wouldn't shiver
    The AIX code they wouldn't deliver
    Bad news on the newsrack
    BayStar wants their cash back
    I don't remember getting sad
    When I heard how their stock crashed so bad
    But I was laughing and oh so glad
    The Day The SCO Group Died...

    So we were singing
    Bye, bye, Mr. Darl McBride...

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    The only reason we have the rights we have is that people just like us died to gain those rights. -- Cheerio Boy