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MPAA Infiltrating Campus Nets with Software

unassimilatible writes "CNet is reporting that the MPAA is starting to infiltrate college campuses with automated anti-piracy software. Known as the Automated Copyright Notice System (ACNS), the technology promises to make copyright enforcement easier on peer-to-peer networks, saving schools and Internet service providers (ISPs) time and money. ACNS allows them to automatically restrict or cut off Internet access for alleged infringers on notice from a record label or movie studio. Though not specifically ACNS, a similar system is set to go live Monday at the University of California at Los Angeles, one of the nation's largest universities with 37,500 students. UCLA's Copyright Policy page makes no reference of this system being implemented."

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  1. Uh Ohhhh by krackpipe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does that paris hilton sex tape count as priated. my friend was wondering, not me. i swear

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  2. Offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    As a 48 yo grandmother, and a feminist, I am offended that this article considers grandmothers as technically incompentant.

    1. Re:Offended by jamieswith · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah! what insensitive clods! Come on grandma - way to go for reading Slashdot - but you missed an obvious insensitive clod joke ? They just don't make... erm wait - never mind.

    2. Re:Offended by An+Insensitive+Clod · · Score: 0, Funny

      Hey! I'm an insensitive clod, you insensitive clod!

    3. Re:Offended by jamieswith · · Score: 0, Funny

      I have an insensitive-clod allergy you insensitive clod!

    4. Re:Offended by Tebriel · · Score: 4, Funny

      As a misogynist, I am offended that you are a feminist.

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  3. In other news... by Aggrazel · · Score: 5, Funny

    The ministry of Plenty released today that production of shoes was up 20% from the same time last year...

  4. Infiltrate college campuses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    These MPAA narcs will stop at nothing. I had a bad feeling about that dreadlocked hackysack dude after we found him snooping around the dorm router. Also took note of the 3-piece suit under the poncho. Something isn't right here.

  5. Gangsta rapper MC Hawking found dead at 64 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
    I just heard the sad news on Air America. Renouned gangsta rapper MC Hawking was found dead this morning in Cambridge crib. Apparently he had been left in the sun too long by his caregiver.

    You may not have appreciated "A Brief History of Rhyme" but there's no denying his impact on the British gangsta rap scene. Truly a degenerate, adulterous limey gimp, he will be missed.

  6. Re:My experience by Cruciform · · Score: 5, Funny

    You were sharing Chicago?

    You're lucky you didn't get nailed for terrrorism.

  7. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    All these "programs" only run on M$ [ding!] Windoze [ding!] anyway.

    2 points.

    If you are luser [ding!] enough to run something as lame as Winblows [ding!] for your P2P trawling, you deserve whatever happens to you.

    2 more points.

    Me and my linux boxen [ding!] [ding!] will be happily working with no interruption.

    Boxen! That's worth double.

    Later on, M$ [ding!] suckas!

    7 points total. Well done.

  8. Re:Won't affect me by LouCifer · · Score: 1, Funny

    Funny, looking at the logs we see that your message was composed under Win95, running IE 4.

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  9. BOFH by ThisIsFred · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wouldn't it be far cheaper and easier to train a bastard operator to remove the files and hassle the users?

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    Fred

    "A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
    -RMS
  10. Sorority girls beware by robertjw · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, how long do you think it will be before this is abused.

    Enter one Melvin P. Thornowsky, CS major, geek with taped glasses and pants a little tight around the armpits. Of course, our hero has a HUGE crush on Miss Bambi Vanderbilt, sophomore member of the local Alpha Kappa Alpha sorority. Melvin finally gets the nerve up to ask the beautiful, yet not all that smart Bambi out. Of course, he goes down in flames.

    As revenge Melvin hacks Bambi's brand new laptop that her Daddy bought her and adds a nice pirated copy of "Flesh Gordon". Next time she hooks up to the campus network to check Cosmopolitan Online the MPAA Storm Troopers show up and take her to Jail. The whole Vanderbilt family is embarrassed, Bambi is disinherited and has to move in with Rocko, her secret boyfriend from the wrong side of the tracks.

    MPAA - ruining lives one campus at a time.

  11. Re:The MPAA Sucks. by Paulrothrock · · Score: 2, Funny

    Come now. Let's not disparage monkeys by saying they'd have relations with the MPAA.

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  12. Re:Bring on the sheep... by PalmerEldritch42 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Interestingly enough, a wormhole appeared distorting the fabric of space and time, and through it fell a copy of the Encyclopedia Galactica from the year 2032. Listed under the heading of "MPAA" was an entry that read:

    The RIAA was a total sleazebag group that was first up against the wall when the revolution came.

    finkployd was summarily executed after a copyright infringement case.

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  13. Apologies, we meant the other one by SuperBanana · · Score: 4, Funny
    As a 48 yo grandmother, and a feminist, I am offended that this article considers grandmothers as technically incompentant.

    Terribly sorry. We were talking about the other grandmother on Slashdot.

  14. Re:and if I download music I already own ? by Merkuri22 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey! So you just automatically assume I'm a "young whippersnapper" who doesn't know anything because of one little comment? Everybody's always making assumptions around here and I'm sick of it.

    ...BTW, what's an LP?

    ;)

  15. Slashdot incompetency test by Simonetta · · Score: 2, Funny

    One of the tricky and devious ways that Slashdotters judge the competence of message posters is whether or not they can use a Spell Checker program.

  16. Re:Yeah Right by Paulrothrock · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow. Did you stay in East Halls at PSU, too?

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  17. Re:Yeah Right by Mr.+Neutron · · Score: 4, Funny
    A friend of mine is a professional litigator,

    Professional litigators have friends? ;-)

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  18. RIAA is the mob, MPAA is the mob, what's the diff? by tepples · · Score: 2, Funny

    Darn right. The RIAA, the NMPA, and the MPAA make up the Music And Film Industry Associations of America (MAFIAA).


    sig:
  19. Obligatory Star Wars Reference by fgb · · Score: 2, Funny

    UCLA: Is this legal?

    MPAA: I will make it legal!