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TCP Vulnerability Published
Bob Slidell writes "According to Yahoo!, there is a critical flaw in TCP that affects everyone and everything. The article is scant on details and long on fear, hopefully someone will post more details on this." The advisory has more information, and is long on details but only moderate on fear.
Just unplug your PC from the internet and wash your hands of it.. the whole thing feels holier than swiss cheese :(
let's all just start again
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TCP2
SMTP2
POP32
I'm removing support for TCP right now. Give me UDP or give me death!
Looks like someone left ISEXPLOITABLEFLAG = TRUE in the code.
The Blaster Master Fighting for Truth, Justice, and Evil Pie since 1979
I'll just switch to UDP.
-- Repeat with me: "There is no right to profits".
As a web designer, taking advantage of this could get me off work faster than a snow storm. I don't know if I'm afraid or enthused. ;)
What about proactive spelling auditing?
to switch over to IPX
Great, I guess Microsoft will just have to copy the BSD TCP/IP code again to ensure that their customers are safe ;-)
"To make a mistake is only human; to persist in a mistake is idiotic." Cicero
>For what
they discuss, OpenBSD handles this extremely well. We'll explain more in a week or so.
Is the margin of the page too small to explain the wonderful reason why it handles this so well?
The surprise isn't how often we make bad choices; the surprise is how seldom they defeat us.
Your computer is broadcasting an IP address!
Seriously though, it doesn't look all that bad. (Nor does it look all that hard to do, but still..)
www.gotontheinter.net
Updated vaguely once a whenever, maybe once a whenever-and-a-half.
i'm posting this over NetBEUI Protocol ;)
*sight*
It doesn't save anything. When someone exploits this and takes out 90% of the Internet's routers, you're screwed no matter what.
But it saves the day for my network of 3 linux boxen in my basement which are s0 K3wl, they r0x! While the Internet burns to the ground I can route packets back and forth with impunity between my 486 laptop and my Pentium II Server!! WooHoo!
Is that you master?
L. Skywalker
In a quickly following press release, Bill Gates adds:
Wow. That uninterrupted block of text hit so hard it set off my browser's airbag!
Slashdot still doesnâ(TM)t support Unicode after it was added to the HTML standard in 1997.
I am a lonely man living on the Galapagos Island. I use TCP/IP over carrier pigeon to communicate with a Nigerian who has promised my great wealth in exchange for securing funds in the First Galapagos Bank, of which I am owner/ceo/clerk, and janitor.
/obscure humor (Does this make me a Galapagos Spammer?)
I suspect someone is interupting my data stream and keeping the replies and account numbers he has been sending me in regards to my money. This vulnerability proves my theory. I am in desperate need!! How can I prevent this!!
Anyone willing to help I will share my wealth with.
LONG LIVE THE INTRANET!
I write code.
I guess they were smart enough to implement the new Evil Bit added to TCP last April. Those OpenBSD folks sure are forward thinking.
There is a new vulnerability that will cause every GM vehicle and cause your children to cry. Vandals can place 1 domestic house cat into the fan and cause the fan to stop and under some cases, cause the vehicle to overheat. This was previously written off as house cats are usually soft ans squishy and have little effect on the powerful fan but Joe Shmoe PHD realised that many house cats have colars that are pretty tough for the fan to digest. Car experts say this is a serious problem and will be dealt with in a serious manner. Suggested work around is to keep your cat tied in the house, and to drive a bicycle instead.
Saying Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
We were embargoed by DHS to not release the information until tomorrow.
And if anybody could determine the identity of an Anonymous Coward, it certainly wouldn't be an inside group of hardened NOC geeks.
Oh wait...
Good info, though. Thanks.
err um, don't you mean your parent's basement :)
"Good things don't end with eum, they end with mania or teria." - H. Simpson
For us, those issues are 1/50000 smaller than they are for other vendors.
So, they are 50,000 times bigger ?
Besides the fact that their little kitty bones could get into the works and actually stop the fan.
I'd say this is a real threat. We need to protect our SUV's from the mobs of 1337 haxor kitten terrorists! I propose bombing __insert country here__, under the guise of giving them democracy and freedom, and simultaniously pass some laws at home which take away some of our freedom.
Huh?
Suicide terrorist kitties?
Al-Kitty?
Yes, that was corny, and no, I couldn't resist.
vi ~/.emacs
"Al-Kitty?"
You're not mangling your Arabic-to-English transilteration enough. It would probably look more like "al Qiddy"