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TCP Vulnerability Published

Bob Slidell writes "According to Yahoo!, there is a critical flaw in TCP that affects everyone and everything. The article is scant on details and long on fear, hopefully someone will post more details on this." The advisory has more information, and is long on details but only moderate on fear.

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  1. That's it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm removing support for TCP right now. Give me UDP or give me death!

    1. Re:That's it! by Quixadhal · · Score: 5, Funny

      Connected to Internet

      OSVDB ID: 4030
      Rating: TBD
      Disclosure Date: Apr 20, 2004

      Description:

      The Internet has been determined to be full of evil hax0rz. Any computers connected to the Internet are deemed vulnerable to this exploit.

      Solution:

      Unplug cable, power down WAP, close bomb shelter doors.

  2. oops? by Tebriel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looks like someone left ISEXPLOITABLEFLAG = TRUE in the code.

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  3. Work by somethinghollow · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a web designer, taking advantage of this could get me off work faster than a snow storm. I don't know if I'm afraid or enthused. ;)

  4. Re:OpenBSD is safe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What about proactive spelling auditing?

  5. The time has come by MrRuslan · · Score: 5, Funny

    to switch over to IPX

  6. Re:OpenBSD is safe? by shatfield · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great, I guess Microsoft will just have to copy the BSD TCP/IP code again to ensure that their customers are safe ;-)

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  7. Warning! by Disconnect · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your computer is broadcasting an IP address!

    Seriously though, it doesn't look all that bad. (Nor does it look all that hard to do, but still..)

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  8. Re:Best security advice... by kasperd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just unplug your PC from the internet

    How would that keep you safe from DoS attacks?

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  9. Re:No problem by TheTomcat · · Score: 5, Funny

    more like:
    UDP just I. switch ll'll to I just

    S

  10. Re:OpenBSD is safe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It doesn't save anything. When someone exploits this and takes out 90% of the Internet's routers, you're screwed no matter what.

    But it saves the day for my network of 3 linux boxen in my basement which are s0 K3wl, they r0x! While the Internet burns to the ground I can route packets back and forth with impunity between my 486 laptop and my Pentium II Server!! WooHoo!

  11. Windows also safe by MrHanky · · Score: 5, Funny
    In a press release from Microsoft, Bill Gates states:
    All Windows versions from 3.11 to 2003 are quite safe from this exploit, since Windows also supports the famously reliable NetBEUI protocol. In a proactive measure, Windows update will remove support for TCP/IP and ensure that all updated computers have support for NetBEUI only. NetBEUI will once again rule the earth! Take that, Steve! No, not you, Ballmer, the other Steve. The hippe. Woahahahahahaha!

    In a quickly following press release, Bill Gates adds:
    Woahahahahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahaha! Thank you.
    1. Re:Windows also safe by markan18 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Security Update for Windows XP (KBTCPDRM-666)

      This update addresses the vulnerability addressed in Microsoft Security Bulletin 666. Find out about more recent critical updates in the Overview section.

      File Name:

      WindowsXP-MSTCPDRM-x86-ENU.exe

      Download Size:

      1261 GB

      Date Published:

      4/20/2004

      Version:

      666

      Overview

      This patch fixes criticals security vulnerabilities present in Windows TCP stack.
      This patch also add the new DRM TCP extension.
      When is patch is applied, your computer will connect to drm.microsoft.com prior establishing any other connection to make sure the requested end point is an authorized Microsoft partner. All rogue packets are now rejected and reported by the Windows TCP-DRM firewall (TM).
      This patch also upload the registry key HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE and all subkeys and values to drm.microsoft.com so we can make sure all software is used according to their end user licence agreements.

      System Requirements

      Supported Operating Systems: Windows XP

      Windows XP Professional
      Windows XP Home Edition

    2. Re:Windows also safe by Cruciform · · Score: 5, Funny

      Some moderators are just in a dire need of a blow job.

      Nice of you to volunteer, looks like their outlook has improved already :)

  12. Does the affect tcpip/cp? by Craptastic+Weasel · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am a lonely man living on the Galapagos Island. I use TCP/IP over carrier pigeon to communicate with a Nigerian who has promised my great wealth in exchange for securing funds in the First Galapagos Bank, of which I am owner/ceo/clerk, and janitor.

    I suspect someone is interupting my data stream and keeping the replies and account numbers he has been sending me in regards to my money. This vulnerability proves my theory. I am in desperate need!! How can I prevent this!!

    Anyone willing to help I will share my wealth with.

    /obscure humor (Does this make me a Galapagos Spammer?)

  13. Re:OpenBSD is safe? by pyros · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess they were smart enough to implement the new Evil Bit added to TCP last April. Those OpenBSD folks sure are forward thinking.

  14. Re:NISCC slowing, here is the summary of article by JPriest · · Score: 5, Funny
    BTW, I pasted this here mostly as damage control. I know how some people (and yahoo apparently) like to fly off the handle and claim the world is ending without bothering to even RTFA. You wonder why some people are Afraid to use a computer. If I wrote for the auto industry and intentionally tried to scare the shit out of people Detroit would sue me off the map.

    There is a new vulnerability that will cause every GM vehicle and cause your children to cry. Vandals can place 1 domestic house cat into the fan and cause the fan to stop and under some cases, cause the vehicle to overheat. This was previously written off as house cats are usually soft ans squishy and have little effect on the powerful fan but Joe Shmoe PHD realised that many house cats have colars that are pretty tough for the fan to digest. Car experts say this is a serious problem and will be dealt with in a serious manner. Suggested work around is to keep your cat tied in the house, and to drive a bicycle instead.

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  15. Re:More from Theo (was Re:OpenBSD is safe?) by c_ollier · · Score: 5, Funny

    For us, those issues are 1/50000 smaller than they are for other vendors.


    So, they are 50,000 times bigger ?


  16. Re:NISCC slowing, here is the summary of article by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 5, Funny

    Besides the fact that their little kitty bones could get into the works and actually stop the fan.

    I'd say this is a real threat. We need to protect our SUV's from the mobs of 1337 haxor kitten terrorists! I propose bombing __insert country here__, under the guise of giving them democracy and freedom, and simultaniously pass some laws at home which take away some of our freedom.

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  17. Re:NISCC slowing, here is the summary of article by jcenters · · Score: 5, Funny

    Suicide terrorist kitties?

    Al-Kitty?

    Yes, that was corny, and no, I couldn't resist.

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