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Software To Stop Song Trading
Shippy writes "Palisade Systems is about to launch new software that can identify and block copyrighted songs as they are being traded online. However, the article fails to mention that it will also stop legal song downloads. The software blocks anything that's copyrighted, whether you already own the song in another format or not. Here's some snippets from the article: 'If installed in a university, for example, it could look inside students' emails, instant messages and peer-to-peer transfers...', and 'Jacobson said the identification process would not work on an encrypted network, such as is used in several newer file-swapping programs. However, the Palisade software could also act to block those applications from using the network altogether.' Great."
I wonder how this technology will hold up against stenography. Let me think about it for a moment. Hmm...
Microsoft founder Bill Gates is scheduled to make a press release Friday morning to announce his partnership with the MPAA and RIAA to release a product that he guarantees can block all illegal file sharing 100%.
The solution will be called "Knife". This aptly named solution will entail taking a sharp pointed object to cut a network connection cable in half. Knife is to be released in a Home ($99 - straight edge) and Professional ($199 - serrated) version.
Rumors are circulating about a WiFi solution Gates has pondered entitled "Complete Technological Annihilation via Nuclear Bomb Generated EMP fields".
Both are expected with a Fall 2004 release date.
When the internet was invented.
There are 11 types of people in the world: those who can count in binary, and those who can't.
You know, I'm not one to break out the Star Wars quotes lightly, but : "The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers." What a dopey system. Everyone knows that the only way you're going to stop this kind of thing is through draconian legislation! :)
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I suspect the ACLU will not be very far behind.
ah, you must be an American
it would be far more interesting and fun to write a program to circumvent their measures as many others have found
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> you cant simply block it all to webpages
;) (Ooh but you can be a vector for transmitting windows viruses. Block email then, that's where all the fucking viri/viruses come from these days)
My school does. The internet is essentially useless. SSH in from your home computer (because you don't want to cart your tower home just so you can use eclipse; my computers at home won't run it quickly but they run X fine) and forward X? AHaahahahaaha that's a security hole!
CVS from sourceforge? Ahahahaha that's a security hole!
Check your off-campus email? Ahahahaha that's a security hole!
Vist a site running on port 8081? Ahahaha that's a security hole!
I'm also required to run an anti-virus program* on my Linux box. Linux is a big virus-spreading OS these days.
* Actually, I'm required to lie and say that I'm running Anti-Virus software. I'm not. You know why? BECAUSE THERE AREN'T LINUX VIRUSES
Yeah sorry. I'll be so glad to be out of this place (where students are expelled from privately writing a rap song about the math program) in 2 months.
My other car is first.
They should run an NNTP server then all the students can download from inside the network. That would really save bandwidth.
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What we should do...
Is use steganography.
We embed an MP3 inside a JPEG.
Then, just to really screw them up, we embed the JPEG inside an MP3.
All you would have to do is write the song out in binary, scan it in, save as a jpg and pgp the email.
Problem solved!
"There's no way that any piece of software would be able to peek into encrypted sessions... so the only option this software would have would be a "deny all"."
Actually there's one very simple but obvious thing they could do. Proof of which I will write in the margins of this post.
Then you'll get sued by RIAA and Compression Labs at the same time! Two for the price of one! Can't beat that.
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We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.