Robocones
Anonymous Meoward writes "Researchers at the University of Nebraska - Lincoln have come up with robotic traffic barrels ('bollards', for our British readers) that can be repositioned by remote control, thus minimizing a road worker's time in harm's way. Apparently, the barrels can be grouped and positioned by an autonomous 'shepherd' unit, that is also smart enough to also remove an errant barrel from its herd. The barrels themselves are about as intelligent as.. well, orange barrels. Okay, let's cue the more obvious jokes..." Reader zombieflesheater submitted this previous attempt to mobilize road furniture.
"Deploying and retrieving highway markers on open roads is hazardous so the robots will reduce risks for workmen," researcher Shane Farritor said."
Are there statistics anywhere on how many workers are killed or injured while moving cones every year?
The article mentions risk without refering to hard data so it seems like a solution in search of a problem. I'm not saying it's a bad idea, I just want to know how they qualify the risk they mention or if it's a neat university project solely for the sake of being a neat university project.
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This seems like a great idea for spreading out cones in a lane that's already closed, but what's there to warn drivers that a usually-stationary cone is about to move when there's no orange-vested human picking them up?
I for one welcome our new robo-bollard overlords.
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All you have to do now is replace these cones with mines, add some pattern recognising AI, and you have the Self Healing Minefield.
Personally, I'd be more interested in seeing the development of flocking road cones. But that's just me :)
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The original article can be found here.
Will there be a requirement for half the barrels to be standing around doing nothing, as per union rules?
If they're deployed in France, how long until they go on strike?
Have they worked out a way to have one cone doing its job while 5 other cones gather around and watch?
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From the bbc article the bollards move slowly. And I think if they worked well, it's a good idea.
But it should just be the start. I want to see whole roads like this. Lots of traffic going to A? well we'll just move some of the roads going to C. I see lots of them like big snakes swirling around the sky relaying themselves so that our road networks are alot more efficent. We could all end up alot more lost, but what harm?
How long until a bunch of bored slash-nerds g out and round up enough cones to spell PENIS on the highway?
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I can see the lawsuits now! Either one of these cones feels suicidal and it moves it's self into traffic only to get hit at high speed... or someone realizes that they are able to move and runs into one on purpose, in either case, instant profit for who ever hits em.
It is similar to the old Q of if we had cars which could drive themselves... who is to blame when two computer driven cars get into an accident with each other.
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I can just see it now... a bunch of highly intoxicated students riding around on these and getting themsleves arrested. Sounds like fun!
"Sir, is that your bollard?"
"Um... no shir"
"Are you a student?"
"Yesh shir"
"*sigh* Put it back will you?"
"OK shir, thanksh you"
(I had carried the thing for 3 miles by this point)
Why use robots when TOYS did it so well ?
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Does adding an RF receiver and motors add weight and rigid bulk to the cone, making it more damaging to hit?
It's bad enough if you hit one of the road cones with the battery-powered flashers on the top, but that weighs very little. I hope the folks designing these keep impact-safety factors in mind.
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The obvious next step now will be for college students to steal them and make robotic traffic cone dorm tables.
('bollards', for our British readers)
The correct terminology is 'bollocks'. Also given the nature of the text it would be more correctly expressed using 'to' rather than 'for'. Also, as the US language is obviously derivitive of true english this terminology should also be valid in the US.
So thats is...
"Bollocks to our British readers"
to which the clear and obvious response is..
"Bollocks to you too..."
Steal a few of these, set them up in the street in front of my apartment to save my parking spot. When my car approaches, a RF sensor will tell the cones to part to allow my car to slide into the spot. Fantastic!
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Officer, I swear those cones jumped right out in front of me!
They are known by this name in northern Minnesota, too. In parts of the country where deer hunting is a real big deal, there were problems with witches being shot out of the sky by accident during Halloween, which occurs during bow-hunting season. The state government forced all witches to wear bright hunter's-orange hats.
The witches got angry about this, just like the Amish who objected to having orange triangles on their buggies. In fact, in 1999, one angry witch known to most as "Bemidji Bertha" passed a curse on St. Paul. It is believed that the election of Jesse Ventura was a fulfillment of the curse.
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I can imagine the stories in Slashdot in a few years after someone breaks the security on these babies...
"We uploaded a modified Linux kernel to the bollards over their radio link..."
"With this patch, you can use any construction site as a Wifi access point..."
"This patch makes the bollards engage in autonomous 'wild dog' car-chasing behaviour..."
University of Nebraska graduate students reported that running up stairs was an effective way to get away from the defective traffic barrels, which chased after the students yelling "EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!" even though they original design did not call for speakers or any noise making capability in the robots.
I wonder if this might also reduce the time that lanes are blocked when no work is being done. Seems like much of time when a lane is blocked by orange barrels (significantly slowing traffic), little or no work is being done. But (I suppose) it is not practical or safe for workers to repeatedly deploy and retrieve barrels unless a work stoppage will be for an extended time. But if the process is automated, it seems that it could be done much quicker. So instead of blocking a lane for six miles before getting to any actual roadwork because "we'll be working there eventually", they can adjust the area as needed.
Executive Summary:
However, data is not given to distinguish between the possibilities:
Construction Zone Safety Solutions Are Obvious:
Thus, government clerks and supervisors should do construction work in automobiles. Non-workers are less dangerous than workers, thus the automobiles should be those of passerby. Non-workers on foot are not a problem. As eliminating backing vehicles removes 51% of the problem, workers should get in to vehicles of passerby, drive those vehicles forward while completing tasks, then return the vehicle to the non-worker who has walked through construction zone.