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City-Sized Asteroid to Pass Earth This Fall
FiniteLoop sends a collection of links about a city-sized asteroid named Toutatis which will approach - but miss - Earth this September. MSNBC also has a story, and JPL and the Near Earth Object program have more information.
Someone call Bruce Willis!
But, they fail to mention that it is of such size as to have sufficient gravity that when it passes, it will rip the oceans from the face of the earth and carry them off into space.
All you doubters are gonna be mighty thirsty. It's going to be a hot dry 2005!
ACK! "But Miss" sounds like a negative statement. I, for one, wouldn't feel the least bit sad if we're excluded from the city-sized-meteor-strikes-planet team.
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All of these misses... Geez, the universe sure does have bad aim!
On Sept. 29, 2004 an asteroid the size of a small city ...
Toutatis is about 2.9 miles long and 1.5 miles wide (4.6 by 2.4 kilometers).
Well, most small cities are about 30 feet thick (about 10 feet of plumbing underground, plus a two story building above-ground), so I'm not so worried.
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As in Bob The Angry Flower:
http://www.angryflower.com/astero.gif
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OMG, is there enough time to make the TV movie???
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Are they sure it's completely flat?
Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
No wait... that's been done already
President Bush: Well, a city-size asteroid has landed on Fallujah. It's so sad but so conv- I mean what are the odds!?
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It is definitely the size of several dozen libraries of congress and will pass withing a few moon units. However, scientists can predict its path to the less than the width of a human hair, so do not fear.
Who do you get to be an expert to tell you something's not obvious? The least insightful person you can find? -J Roberts
welcome our speedingly fast galatic dust and ice overlords
vodka, straight up, thank you!
Just like presidential elections!
(I kid, of course: there's no way to escape election hoopla - carefully distinguished from useful content - for at least 2 of the 4 intervening years.)
I want to drag this out as long as possible. Bring me my protractor.
Give me a leaver long enough...
A recent attempt to fuse the tectonic plates failed and caused the oceans to drain into fault lines. We are keeping the oceans for ourselves!
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The dinosaurs are extinct cos they didn't have a space programme.
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- 0.01 Texas'
- 2000 Rock of Gibraltar's
- 5000 Library Of Congress's
- 10000 Empire State buildings
- 20000 Football Stadiums
- 150000 Houses
- 300000 Semi Trucks
- 2300000 "New Beetle's"
- 2500000 VW Bugs
- 30 Oprah's || CowboyNeal's
(unit conversions came out of my ass just, like most stats)--
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Yes, but if it hits, how many VW Beetles worth of damage will it cause?
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Obviously I've been spending too much time playing this.
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It's the only way to be sure.
These astronomers are crazy!
And another swing and a miss by the Kuiper belt, the Kuiper belt is batting a
An Eye for an Eye will make the whole world blind - Gandhi
"By Toutatis! The Sky is falling on our heads!"
I'm a lawyer with excellent karma. Something's gotta be wrong.
Of course, being a French asteroid, we can be sure that it would never hit us on account of
:-D
the enevitable asteroid strike.
oh hell, I have karma to burn...
Of course, being a French asteroid, it will never hit us, just smell bad as it goes by.
or, similarly...
Of course, being a French asteroid, it will never actually hit us because it would simply surrender once we declared war.
Disconnect your television. Do your own research. Draw your own conclusions. They're probably lying. Don't be a sheep.
>(LOC)
Yeah, but LOC count really doesn't mean much.
How many function points big is the city?
God does not play dice with the universe... ...He plays billiards
Damnit, can't you americans adopt SI already! ;)
I know something useful you could do with a closing italics tag right now!
In case you don't know how to do either of those, I'll tell you [regards to Monty Python, etc]
1) Make a million dollars. Don't pay taxes.
2) Get a block of wood. Carve away all the bits that don't look like a boat.
Nothing personal, nizo, I am just whoring for a funny moderation, but basically what you have just said is slight variation on a slashdot meme:
1) ?
2) use the asteroid for cool stuff.
3) profit!
This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
Roughly the same as eight Statues of Liberty, or twelve football fields.
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Of course we're not going to tell you... there's only so much room here in this secret shelter... oh wait... doh!
You mean in 600 years, everyone reading this could be dead?
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> I don't think a T-Rex would have much use for a bow and arrow.
Toothpicks?