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Anti-Missile Laser Weapon Successfully Tested

xPertCodert writes "A latest attempt to build a futuristic laser weapon appears to be a success. Joint Israeli-US developed laser destroyed a large caliber rocket in a latest New Mexico test. The press release also contains links to some interesting video and photo material, related to THEL (Tactical High Energy Lasers) defense systems."

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  1. A few flaws by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

    The test went fairly well, but it wasn't without incident. After reviewing the field test, the project lead recommended adding the following warning label:

    "Do not look into laser with remaining eye."

    Sorry, it had to be said. :)

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    1. Re:A few flaws by Spetiam · · Score: 4, Funny

      though imperfect, for years we've had a version that destroys small arms fire...it's called "return fire" ;o)

  2. great... by arctan1701 · · Score: 5, Funny

    now all we need are the sharks...

    1. Re:great... by ajlitt · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, all we need is a giant foil pan full of popcorn.

    2. Re:great... by Randolpho · · Score: 2, Funny

      And a wisecracking kid to organize the raid to reprogram the targeting computer to point the laser at the pan.

      Dr. Dodd: Why is that toy on your head?
      Chris Knight: Because if I wear it any place else, it chafes.

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  3. Tiring work by KanSer · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm glad they figured out how to balance the phase variance in the polaric energy they had to run through the deflector array to fire up the phaser arrays. Ver admirable work, but it's no match for my Klingon Disrupters!

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    1. Re:Tiring work by nacturation · · Score: 2, Funny

      I figured we'd be hearing from Mr. Crusher telling us that we should simply reverse the polarity and we'd have a great repulsor laser.

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  4. Real Genius by QEDog · · Score: 1, Funny

    Major Carnagle: Where's the laser? Professor Hathaway: It's coming. Major Carnagle: It's coming? It's not even breathing hard.

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  5. Uh Huh by Crispin+Cowan · · Score: 4, Funny
    Great. So now attackers just have to cover their missiles with bicycle reflective strips and the lasers become approx. 99% less effective.

    Crispin

  6. Now I understand by AdvancedLoser · · Score: 2, Funny

    why some small towns have suddenly disappeared outside the test area.

  7. Oh great.. by Malawar · · Score: 5, Funny

    So that's what happened to my missile.

  8. Re:wow by superpulpsicle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, I guess we WILL get to see a $10 million missile fired at a $10 tent protected by another $10 million laser.

    In the end the guy with the explosive beatup mercedes still wins.

  9. Sooo... by crazyfreakid · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...this means world peace for our and all following generations, right?

  10. Re:Interesting quote from a Reuters article by pyrrhonist · · Score: 5, Funny
    It would be interesting to find out what those "hostile objects" were, and what exactly they mean by eliminated...

    They were rattlesnakes, and after being lightly fried, they were delicious. Then they were eliminated some time later.

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  11. Wow by CiXeL · · Score: 2, Funny

    I feel so safe. This is being built right across the street from where I live.

    Oh yes, I feel safer already! My neighborhood is not a terrorist target at all now. F%^&kin press releases!

  12. Re:Wow by CptNerd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, grow the hell up. I lived during the Cold War 2 freaking miles from the Pentagon. Nothing like having a couple dozen multimegaton thermonukes aimed in the general vicinity of your apartment.

    Geeze, kids today just don't have what it takes, anymore!

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  13. I wonder... by Linux_ho · · Score: 2, Funny

    If the missle was kindly feeding the defense system it's GPS coordinates, like the last missile defense test that hit the news.

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  14. ObSimpsons Quote by Rob.Mathers · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Aim missile away from face"

    (from the one where Bart spots a comet headed towards springfield)

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  15. I need a laser pointer like that!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    And see who is the punk that's gonna say no to my sales presentations. :)

  16. Even more handy in a pinch... by nastro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Screw large caliber rockets. I wanna laser that can blast an asteroid at a great enough distance so that it's remnants burn to dust in the atmosphere, or elude our orbits totally.

    Preferably mounted on a large shark that won't eat LL CoolJ if given the chance.

  17. As seen by Mastercard.... by NewtonsLaw · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cost of developing anti-missile laser? $50 billion

    Cost of building anti-missile laser? $10 million

    Cost of deploying anti-missile laser? $15 million

    Cost of mirror fitted to missile? $1.99

    Effect of reflected laser on defending forces? priceless.

    1. Re:As seen by Mastercard.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Amount paid to get a worthless education in physics?

  18. Re:Great!! What if you miss? by goon+america · · Score: 2, Funny
    The tinfoil hat just don't cut it anymore I guess

    A reflective tin foil hat...

  19. Re:General question... by kpansky · · Score: 2, Funny

    > I don't know about you but if the US was invaded I'd be fighting back too.
    > I'd even tie a bomb to my chest if I had to. Wouldn't you?

    No. I wouldn't. Because that would be stupid.

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