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Covert Channel: ASCII Art Over ICMP

Posted by michael on from the help-i'm-trapped-inside-a-chinese-fortune-cookie-factory dept.

An anonymous reader writes "Have you ever had a particularly lossy Cisco ping, which you were sure was trying to tell you something? I mean, really *tell* you something. Echoart allows you to return a simple ascii art image in response to a Cisco-style ping."

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  1. This seems... by danielrm26 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...mostly useless, yet very cool -- much like /. itself.

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    1. Re:This seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      d'you ever wonder what these people did before the Internet?

    2. Re:This seems... by clichekiller · · Score: 4, Funny

      Since when has expression and customization been useless...er...ok I can see your point but it is still pretty damn cool.

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    3. Re:This seems... by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


      Back in the day, torch wielding mobs were all the rage.

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    4. Re:This seems... by Chalybeous · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Lots of potential for unique idents, a revival of the old ASCII art, and a return of classic IRC "finger" gags to the mainstream - what more could you want?

      (The IRC thing - well, a friend of mine used to have ASCII art of a hand throwing the finger. Thus, anyone who fingered him got fingered in return...)

      IMHO this does, as parent says, seem like a very cool and very harmless bit of fun screwing with corporate level technology. It would also have a good place in the corporate market - if, say, MS incorporated something similar into Longhorn, it could use a Windows logo as its default reply, or various Linux distros could use a Tux, a BSD demon, or a fedora. Other brand-name companies could work an ASCII version of their logo into it.
      (Not to mention, you could also use those 70 lines to advertise - provide your company's contact info, or if you're a hosting company, give your pingers a free list of your latest packages. But how long til someone abuses it? Sure, the goatse guy is OK as net humour, but how long til we're fighting off idiots who want to incorporate spam messages in these ping responses?)

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  2. Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now we've got to set our firewall to block pings, too, to stop that damn goatse guy . . . . what will the trolls think of next?

    1. Re:Oh, great by tds67 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Now we've got to set our firewall to block pings, too, to stop that damn goatse guy...

      I, for one, am tired of seeing that guy's ASCII.

    2. Re:Oh, great by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

      Whatever you do, just don't pipe the results to finger or dig.

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    3. Re:Oh, great by Speare · · Score: 4, Funny

      I, for one, am tired of seeing that guy's ASCII.

      Oh, come on. It builds character. You never know when it might be your * .

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  3. fun for... by Digitus1337 · · Score: 4, Funny

    When 'hostname poop' isn't enough...

  4. Interesting by adequacy · · Score: 5, Funny

    This means that, with the lamefilter installed, ICMP is now more advanced than Slashdot.

    1. Re:Interesting by _14k4 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There we go. Set this up to query, instead of a text file, slashdot's rss feed. With every ping response, it returns the latest news headlines.

  5. 800 Meg of stolen code... by Flower · · Score: 5, Funny

    and this is the best we get?? All right I admit to being a little let down.

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  6. From echoart.c... by tcopeland · · Score: 4, Interesting
    ...around line 174:
    // let's not do ipv6 just yet
    if(version != 4) {
    return;
    }
    That's v0.2, maybe :-)
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  7. hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    ping asciipr0n.com

    nothing special =(

  8. hello.jpg by ncc74656 · · Score: 4, Funny

    How long do you suppose it'll be before someone starts using this to send an ASCII-art goatse.cx guy in response to pings? It'd give script kiddies looking for backdoors something to think about, at least.

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  9. Nice by Paulrothrock · · Score: 4, Funny

    It works on OS X. I'm so tempted to open up my wireless so people can get a big finger when they ping my machines while wardriving.

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  10. ahh.. by madprogrammer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Behold the return of ASCII porn!

  11. I'm starting work on... by Throtex · · Score: 5, Funny

    PingMUD. Anyone wanna help?

    1. Re:I'm starting work on... by Throtex · · Score: 4, Funny

      56H 44V 500X 0C Exits:NE>
      You travel north.

      The Grue's lair
      You are in the lair of a giant grue. It is dark, and you might be eaten by it.

      56H 42V 500X 0C Exits:S>
      The grue mauls you with his teeth!

      32H 42V 500X 0C Exits:S>

      C:\> ping grue
      You attack the grue with a vicious ping!
      The grue is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

      32H 42V 500X 0C Exits:S>

      C:\> /. grue
      The grue is dead! R.I.P.
      You receive 500X! You raise a level!

  12. Finally! by 1nhuman · · Score: 4, Funny

    A good argument I can use so that damn security dude opens up ICMP on our firewalls.

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  13. Oh no... by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 4, Funny

    I used to browse Slashdot on minimum threshold, until I saw a goatse ASCII image... I'm afraid that such an image might make +5 for this story.

  14. I would be happy by OwnedByTheMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    with a simple ascii response of a web page to my simple http style request.

  15. Did this on port 23, once.. sort of. by Xzzy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I did up a silly perl script, using curses, that ran an ascii art animation of stick figure A throwing a grenade at stick figure B.

    I, the guy that owned the machine, was figure A. The guy trying to telnet to my machine was figure B. After figure B was reduced to a crater I printed some message along the lines of "you aren't welcome here, go away".

    Ran it out of hosts.deny and left it up for quite a while. I was bored, sounded more fun than setting up a firewall like I should have. ;)

    It worked surprisingly well, even with the windows telnet client.

  16. Yeah, the article is doing this right now... by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is all I see:

    44 0 0 33333
    44 00 0 33 33
    44 4 0 00 3
    44 4 00 00 3 33
    444 44 0 0 3
    44 0 0 3 33
    4 00 00 3333

    I guess it works!

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  17. Argh not another way by Tesko · · Score: 5, Funny

    to get spammed! I can see it now, pings which draw out "11VIAGRA CH3AP~!", or "`L00kING 4 L0\/3???"

  18. Screm ICMP by moonbender · · Score: 4, Funny

    Screw ICMP, I want to see ASCII Art Over ICBM!

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  19. mirror by whizkid042 · · Score: 4, Informative
    this server seems to be quite slow ... here is a mirror

    http://www.unixauthority.com/~fiskeja/mirror/mirro r1.internap.com/echoart/