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Internet Problem Solving Contest 2004

misof writes "The sixth year of the annual Internet Problem Solving Contest (IPSC) will take place on Friday May 21st. IPSC is one of world's largest online programming contests with over 600 teams from more than 50 countries participating last year. The main purpose of IPSC is to compare problem solving skills of people from around the world and, of course, to have fun. IPSC is not oriented on a specific programming language instead you are given the input data and may produce the output data by any means. (This could actually be THE way to show your friends the superiority of both your skills and your favourite programming environment!) The contest is open for everybody and we invite you to participate!"

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  1. All the smartest people... by Plaeroma · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...in the world still can't fix the problem of stupid user syndrome.

  2. Time of Day by XanC · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know I won't be at my best at 6 in the morning...

  3. Sweet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Now is finally the time to roll out my speech recognition system, coded in Brainfuck!

  4. T-Shirt? by fore1337 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can't I just get a T-Shirt, and *SAY* I participated?

    1. Re:T-Shirt? by RPoet · · Score: 1, Funny

      Too much work. Can't I just stay home and *SAY* I got a T-Shirt?

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  5. Whitespace Language by SirChris · · Score: 3, Funny

    What was the whitespace language from like 2 april fools' days ago. I'll use that.

    1. Re:Whitespace Language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Some people call it Python...

    2. Re:Whitespace Language by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Funny

      Make sure you package your submission with LZip, to make it as small as possible.

      LK

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  6. Got Root? by naden · · Score: 2, Funny

    Either way you look at that .. thats a problem I'm definitely in for solving.

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  7. Cool, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    During the competition, do not read e-mails and www pages except the e-mails from the IPSC and the IPSC www pages.

    Don't think I could do it...

    Not even slashdot??!

  8. SUperior programming language by pdxdada · · Score: 5, Funny

    This could actually be THE way to show your friends the superiority of both your skills and your favourite programming environment!

    All the hours of practice, the computer science degrees, all the long dateless Friday nights coding, I now know they have led up to this contest. Why I can program anything, except for this emotion you call "love."

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  9. Glaven by lewko · · Score: 5, Funny
    This could actually be THE way to show your friends the superiority of both your skills and your favourite programming environment!

    Friends?

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    1. Re:Glaven by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Friends like L.I.S.A.? That's what I named my computer after I saw Hackers.
      Friends like Mrs. Sticky? That's what I named my inflatable girlfriend.
      Friends like Mr. Winky? He's a one-eyed monster! Arr!
      Friends like Ramen? My noodles sometimes talk back to me after I've neglected to eat for a few days.

      Don't laugh. I'm being serious. These are my best friends.

      Sincerely,
      A happy loner in teh parents basement

  10. The most superior coding environment... by djcreamy · · Score: 4, Funny

    PHP? pfffft. Perl? pfffft. C++? pfffft. Hell I don't know even know of any more languages. Not that any of them matter. I can finally prove to the world that HTML is more than just font and table tags. HTML really is all you need to know. And I use Microsoft Frontpage. I'm SO gonna win.

    1. Re:The most superior coding environment... by Shivantrill · · Score: 3, Funny

      ASP, Bah!
      Shell Scripting, So 70s
      LISP, AWK, BASIC (Visual and DOS), Java, Javascript ... all pale in comparison to HTML
      I will SO join you. Lets show these so-called "real programmers" what some HTML magic can really do!
      You know I'm kidding right? right?!

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  11. Change of plans, guys... by shigelojoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    The competition has been outsourced to India.

  12. Internet Problem Solving? by tmk · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hope the participants code - a new AOL software - an Outlook-Skin for TheBat - a new IRC protocol and - WinXP Servicepack 3

  13. will take place on Friday May 21st. by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 3, Funny
    Thanks for the advance notice.

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    1. Re:will take place on Friday May 21st. by pjt33 · · Score: 1, Funny

      As I write this, it's 09:38 BST on Thursday the 20th. I think you need to check your clock.

  14. Will it be televised? by Shivantrill · · Score: 2, Funny
    I wonder which one of the gazillion cable or satellite channels will carry this competition?

    Maybe it will be on ESPN9.
    This may just be the one thing I was waiting for to justify the expense of expanded cable.

    And who should we get to announce the action? I vote for Steve Ballmer (Monkey Boy), that will get the crowd going and cheer on their programming teams.

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  15. Re:suck rules by tesmako · · Score: 4, Funny

    That is just sadistic, they state problems that just scream 'Please use prolog to crunch me!' and then forbid symolic manipulators (read: prolog). It's like a drinking contest where you cant use your mouth :P

  16. shouldn't it be.... by hutkey · · Score: 1, Funny

    ..."Problem Solving Contest on Internet"

    for a moment i thought we had to solve Internet problems :)

  17. Re:suck rules by ashot · · Score: 2, Funny

    what kind of problem, pray tell, just screams "Please use prolog to crunch me" ???

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  18. And the prizes? by The+I+Shing · · Score: 2, Funny

    I heard that second prize is you get a tv aerobics instructor to go with you to your next sci-fi convention and pretend to be your girlfriend.

    First prize is William Shatner records the outgoing message for your answering machine.

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  19. Re:Prediction by thetroll123 · · Score: 3, Funny

    judging by the number of entries and the percentages of countries per entries

    Does it still count as a win for the country the team registered from if they outsource the actual work to India?

  20. A new IRC protocol by Animaether · · Score: 2, Funny

    [14:45] New IRC protocol ? What's wrong with current ones ?
    [14:47] <Animaether> Hello ?
    [14:48] * tmk has quit (split: *.undernet.org *.undernet.org)
    [14:48] * shigelojoe has quit (split: *.undernet.org *.undernet.org)
    [14:48] * djcreamy has quit (split: *.undernet.org *.undernet.org)
    [14:48] * lewko has quit (split: *.undernet.org *.undernet.org)
    [14:48] * pdxdada has quit (split: *.undernet.org *.undernet.org)...

  21. I once had to turn this into a program... by wcrowe · · Score: 2, Funny

    "If an employee has at least one Hour of Service during a Plan year commencing on or after October 1, 1989 and has received credit for five (5) or more Credited Years of Service, or has not received credit for five (5) or more Credited Years of Service but his aggregate Credited Years of Service completed before his Break in Service exceed the number of his consecutive Break in Service Years, has a Break in Service, then such Employee's Credited Years of Service completed prior to his Break in Service shall be aggregated with Credited Years of Service completed after his Break in Service for all Purposes of the Plan. Notwithstanding the foregoing, no Credited Years of Service shall be considered which were to be disregarded as of September 30, 1989 under the plan provisions then in effect."

    It had to be written in RPGII on a System 36, no less.

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  22. IPSC Problem to Solve for 2004 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    From http://ipsc.ksp.sk/:

    We have encoutered problems with delivering registration e-mails to the following teams: Incubation, Shandong Province Team in Informatics 1#, asar, Orenburg SU 2, Runtime Error, KP, GuoXiaoPeng, kutaisi1, TDT, Haaak. You have just probably misspelled your e-mail address when entering it in the registration form. If you do not provide us with a valid e-mail address, we will not be able to deliver you responses of the online judge as well as announcements during the contest. Please contact us at ipscreg@ksp.sk.

    That seems like a pretty obscure problem to solve. Man, I tell ya! These problems are getting harder and harder every year!

    OF course, if it's something as simple as mispelling their names, /. is the best place to start looking!

  23. It's all politics by apankrat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Internet Problem Solving Contest????

    I bet Al Gor's people are behind this contest

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