I fixed computers for hundreds of women. I think one of them later smiled at me. Sure she was nailing my jock roomate, but I still think I came close to losing my virginity...
PHP? pfffft.
Perl? pfffft.
C++? pfffft.
Hell I don't know even know of any more languages. Not that any of them matter. I can finally prove to the world that HTML is more than just font and table tags.
HTML really is all you need to know. And I use Microsoft Frontpage. I'm SO gonna win.
g4ngst4: uR bUt is m1nE, g0nn4 tke u rght!!! l0wr1d4: jUzt show ur fac4 n br0ad d4ylitE MICHAL47: j00 wait 'til I gEt tHru cUz i am TEH B4D, 0mG, TEH B4D 0mG!! U Kn0w it!!!!
i was able to retrieve a part of the transcript..
g4ngst4: uR bUt is m1nE, g0nn4 tke u rght!!!
l0wr1d4: jUzt show ur fac4 n br0ad d4ylitE
MICHAL47: j00 wait 'til I gEt tHru cUz i am TEH B4D, 0mG, TEH B4D 0mG!! U Kn0w it!!!!
Mods, please stop voting me down.
Matthew Broderick was in Godzilla The Movie which came out in 1996 or 97...that's the reference. It is NOT Off Topic.
Google, once an independent company with nobody to answer to but themselves, must now face the money-grubbers of Wall Street and their indifference for technology in the face of profits.
I'm not trying to troll....this is just MHO.
Why "except rape"? Rape is certainly an excess, as is gun violence. There is no such thing as a society "open" to sex yet immune to rampant sexual violence, pedophilia, and diseases.
I'm not saying violence is better, only that I wouldn't be so quick to choose one over the other. Sex sounds nice, hell who doesn't like sex, but some people have some wicked sexual vices.
I mean hell... would YOU want something like Enter the Matrix when you could be watching a little girl have simulated sex?
Ummm....yes I would prefer Enter the Matrix instead of watching a little girl have simulated sex. Wouldn't you? Pastor Zarxrax, I really think you need help.:)
Maybe we in the United States are a bunch of closet serial-killers due to the violent, malicious video games we so actively enjoy....
...but look at their hentai. Have you ever seen bodily fluids used (and reused) that way? Do all girls wear those uniforms? Should cartoon figures really do *that*???
I'm torn between rejecting the Japanese altogether or forming the United States of Japan where the best of both worlds collide in an all-out FPS blood sport of bukkake and tentacle rape. Who's with me?
So I went to allofmp3.com. I subscribed. In the first four hours I downloaded 1.5gbs of music (at $15.00). Thank you, thank you, thank you. This site is incredible.
I'm sick of the all the special formats. As the consumer (rather, a potential consumer) I should be able to determine the format I want.
I choose 192k mp3s. I already have 10,000+ mp3s, all between 128 and 192, if I am going to buy music it has to fit with the rest of collection.
Some of these formats are horrendous, like wma. Get some quality in there, please!
I don't think copyright education (brainwashing) is anything new, in fact I'm surprised it's not more widespread.
I remember watching a video in class entitled "Don't Copy That Floppy" (the song went, "don't copy...don'y copy that floppy!). I liked the movie so much in fact I took the betamax home, ripped it with Dr.Divx, and shared it over Kazaa.
My point is this: if there was such a permeation of the evils of piracy back then, when it was impossible to conveniently share, then why not now?
How many people just click "OK" when the annoying messages appear? Is that considered "explicit" approval? Will there now be more annoying user agreements to read through?
Most importantly, will the Windows error report thingy now be illegal?
You people think this is neat? Just wait until the toilet paper in public restrooms stream commercials. Try taking care of business then.
Paper and monitors, please don't mix the two.
I'll bet I can score a +5 funny, even though I'm already modded down as a troll for making fun of Akira (which truly is pathetic Anime compared to the original DragonBall, but I digress).
The key to getting a +5 is quoting the Simpsons (another overrated cartoon series if there ever was one). If the mods are excessivly intoxicated, an "I, for one, welcome our Communist EFF overlords" will do.
err...was I supposed to get +5 for Funny or -5 for Troll? Dunno.
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teh Bush i5 c0m1ng, 4ll ur b453 r b3l0ng 2 U.S.!!!!!!
I have two 250gb drives full of hardcore anal that say 100gb wouldn't take long to fill up.
In between beatings from his wife, he figured out he was wrong. I'll bet he lowers the seat now too (however it works for him).
...but a 350lb kid lost 30lbs playing this game? Forget Comedy Central, I would pay to see that!
I fixed computers for hundreds of women. I think one of them later smiled at me. Sure she was nailing my jock roomate, but I still think I came close to losing my virginity...
PHP? pfffft. Perl? pfffft. C++? pfffft. Hell I don't know even know of any more languages. Not that any of them matter. I can finally prove to the world that HTML is more than just font and table tags. HTML really is all you need to know. And I use Microsoft Frontpage. I'm SO gonna win.
i was able to retrieve a part of the transcript..
g4ngst4: uR bUt is m1nE, g0nn4 tke u rght!!!
l0wr1d4: jUzt show ur fac4 n br0ad d4ylitE
MICHAL47: j00 wait 'til I gEt tHru cUz i am TEH B4D, 0mG, TEH B4D 0mG!! U Kn0w it!!!!
i was able to retrieve a part of the transcript.. g4ngst4: uR bUt is m1nE, g0nn4 tke u rght!!! l0wr1d4: jUzt show ur fac4 n br0ad d4ylitE MICHAL47: j00 wait 'til I gEt tHru cUz i am TEH B4D, 0mG, TEH B4D 0mG!! U Kn0w it!!!!
The mods are assholes. Discuss.
Mods, please stop voting me down. Matthew Broderick was in Godzilla The Movie which came out in 1996 or 97...that's the reference. It is NOT Off Topic.
Matthew Broderick isn't is it, is he?
Google, once an independent company with nobody to answer to but themselves, must now face the money-grubbers of Wall Street and their indifference for technology in the face of profits. I'm not trying to troll....this is just MHO.
Why "except rape"? Rape is certainly an excess, as is gun violence. There is no such thing as a society "open" to sex yet immune to rampant sexual violence, pedophilia, and diseases.
I'm not saying violence is better, only that I wouldn't be so quick to choose one over the other. Sex sounds nice, hell who doesn't like sex, but some people have some wicked sexual vices.
I mean hell... would YOU want something like Enter the Matrix when you could be watching a little girl have simulated sex?
:)
Ummm....yes I would prefer Enter the Matrix instead of watching a little girl have simulated sex. Wouldn't you? Pastor Zarxrax, I really think you need help.
Maybe we in the United States are a bunch of closet serial-killers due to the violent, malicious video games we so actively enjoy....
...but look at their hentai. Have you ever seen bodily fluids used (and reused) that way? Do all girls wear those uniforms? Should cartoon figures really do *that*???
I'm torn between rejecting the Japanese altogether or forming the United States of Japan where the best of both worlds collide in an all-out FPS blood sport of bukkake and tentacle rape. Who's with me?
So I went to allofmp3.com. I subscribed. In the first four hours I downloaded 1.5gbs of music (at $15.00). Thank you, thank you, thank you. This site is incredible.
I'm sick of the all the special formats. As the consumer (rather, a potential consumer) I should be able to determine the format I want. I choose 192k mp3s. I already have 10,000+ mp3s, all between 128 and 192, if I am going to buy music it has to fit with the rest of collection. Some of these formats are horrendous, like wma. Get some quality in there, please!
....use nothing but a keyboard
I don't think copyright education (brainwashing) is anything new, in fact I'm surprised it's not more widespread.
I remember watching a video in class entitled "Don't Copy That Floppy" (the song went, "don't copy...don'y copy that floppy!). I liked the movie so much in fact I took the betamax home, ripped it with Dr.Divx, and shared it over Kazaa.
My point is this: if there was such a permeation of the evils of piracy back then, when it was impossible to conveniently share, then why not now?
How many people just click "OK" when the annoying messages appear? Is that considered "explicit" approval? Will there now be more annoying user agreements to read through? Most importantly, will the Windows error report thingy now be illegal?
New Scientist's Celeste Biever That sounds so dirty.
You people think this is neat? Just wait until the toilet paper in public restrooms stream commercials. Try taking care of business then. Paper and monitors, please don't mix the two.
The publisher is O'Reilly. I think I swore to avoid all things "O'Reilly".
I'll bet I can score a +5 funny, even though I'm already modded down as a troll for making fun of Akira (which truly is pathetic Anime compared to the original DragonBall, but I digress).
The key to getting a +5 is quoting the Simpsons (another overrated cartoon series if there ever was one). If the mods are excessivly intoxicated, an "I, for one, welcome our Communist EFF overlords" will do.
err...was I supposed to get +5 for Funny or -5 for Troll? Dunno.
Definitely, definitely get some screws.