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The Physics of Baseball

beatleadam writes "After seeing Randy Johnson of the Arizona Diamondbacks pitch a perfect game (coverage here), I searched Slashdot in the hopes of reading more about what the Slashdot readers thought of this feat of athleticism and science and to learn more about the physics of baseball (More information to be found here and here). As nothing was posted, I submit for your viewing pleasure a "course" in the Physics of Baseball and the subtle science that is pitching."

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  1. Which? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Which link is most pertinent? Must I follow them all? Must I RATFA?

    1. Re:Which? by DR+SoB · · Score: 2, Funny

      You lazy llama, there are only 12 links in this 1 paragraph article! It helps lessen the /. effect if it's balanced across all those links!!

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    2. Re:Which? by Bazman · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm worried what 'Randy' will link to...

    3. Re:Which? by jeremyp · · Score: 2, Funny

      The link to howstuffworks for seeing was particularly useful for me. I never realised what the round slippery things in the front of my head were for.

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  2. Curt? by SuperChuck69 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Patiently awaiting Curt Schilling's comment... ;)

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  3. One question by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who's on first?

    1. Re:One question by Alien+Being · · Score: 2, Funny

      That comment should be modded "informative" ;-)

  4. oh great by millahtime · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now I can read how they do something I will be never be able to do. Maybe I can impress chicks with teh knowledge of this. Oh, wait...

  5. How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    discussing the ECONOMICS of baseball? A breif list of the salaries of the overweight, corn-fed, ball-chuckers oughtta be interesting.

  6. Laws of baseball physics by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny
    Don't forget these:

    "If you build it, he will come".

    The law by which Red Sox and Cubs are repelled by the World Series and especially by the prospect of each other's presence in it.

    The Goat Rule

    The Curse of the Bambino

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  7. You mean *half* the physics of baseball by Patik · · Score: 3, Funny

    Since it was a perfect game, it was missing the trajectory (batting) half.

  8. Re:Baseball by Mateito · · Score: 4, Funny

    > God, baseball. The most mind-numbing sport in the world.

    You must come from a part of the world where they don't have Cricket.

    (Note to Mods. I used to like Cricket, then the SCG banned full strength beer and installed seats in Bay 13. What were they thinking?)

  9. Re:Man, you are so behind the times.. by krumms · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is it just me, or are irrelevant links to IMDB the New Slashdot Thing - right up there with Beowulf clusters and insensitive clods?

    Or has the GNAA changed its focus from poo coated women to just plain ol' shitty movies?

  10. This is great... by Mz6 · · Score: 4, Funny
    A definition of what "baseball" is...

    "baseball, baseball game, ball - a ball game played with a bat and ball between two teams of 9 players; teams take turns at bat trying to score run; "he played baseball in high school"; "there was a baseball game on every empy lot"; "there was a desire for National League ball in the area"; "play ball!"

    Ok.. If you don't know what baseball is, raise your hand and Tommy will come over and hit you on the head with a tackhammer because you are a RETARD!

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  11. Re:Baseball happens in the real world... by hopemafia · · Score: 2, Funny

    For the physics of women click here

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  12. You came to /. looking for what? by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 2, Funny

    {funny = on}
    I'm sorry did I miss something, you searched /. for sports information? Did you forget we are nerds not nuts(as in sports nut). Is there a News for Nuts site, I don't know and quite frankly I don't care.

    Remember we are nerds we Hate:

    Outside - Unless we are looking at our older sisters best friend sitting by the pool.

    Sports - Unless it includes something with the word Bot in the little.

    Athletic triumphs - Unless is the college cheerleading championship on ESPN

    {funny = off}

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  13. Re:Forget baseball. by espo812 · · Score: 1, Funny
    he covers the basics from skating and stopping, to slapshots, chechs and saves.
    Would that be Czechs (nationality of hockey players) or checks (the next best thing to fights)?
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  14. George Costanza knew the answer by elid · · Score: 4, Funny
    % George and Yankees Derek Jeter and Bernie Williams are at the ballpark.

    George: Guys, hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, v, in relation to the trajectory, t, in which g, gravity, of course remains a constant. (Hits a home run) It's not complicated.

    Jeter: Now who are you again?

    George: George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.

    Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?

    George: Do you wanna talk about hotels, or do you wanna win some ball games?

    Jeter: We won the World Series.

    George: In six games.

  15. The ultimate physics calculation by dougman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Try to understand the math involved to do this.

    (Link goes to footage of Randy Johnson hitting a bird on a fastball).

    This isn't math - this is Chaos Theory!

    1. Re:The ultimate physics calculation by Jedi1USA · · Score: 4, Funny

      Now that's what I call a Fowl Ball!!

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  16. Re:The pitcher is not alone by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2, Funny
    The pitcher gets too much praise for when most of the work is actually done by his teammates.

    And don't forget the invaluable contribution make by the opposing team. Without their lack of skill, the perfect game would not be possible.

  17. Excellent idea! by X86Daddy · · Score: 4, Funny

    "After seeing Randy Johnson of the Arizona Diamondbacks pitch a perfect game (coverage here), I searched Slashdot in the hopes of reading more about what the Slashdot readers thought of this feat of athleticism...

    Whenever I'm curious about sports, I head straight to Slashdot too. :-)

  18. Question: by Paulrothrock · · Score: 2, Funny
    Baseball involves being outside under the Death Ball and away from the soothing radioactive glow of flourescent lights and my CRT, right? Remind me why I care again?

    It's a joke. Laugh.

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