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First-Ever Private Spaceport Nears Final Approval
bobhagopian writes "According to the article on Space.com, the Federal Aviation Administration is nearing the final stages of certifying the Mojave Airport as the first-ever private spaceport. Both Scaled Composites and XCOR Aerospace (the two leading competitors in the X-Prize competition) currently fly out of Mojave Airport. The approval of a commercial spaceport will certainly facilitate the creation of even more private-sector space technologies."
Make sure you deactivate the Excelsior's Trans-Warp Drive.
taken! (by Davidleeroth) Thanks Bingo Foo!
There will finally be a place for *visitors* to land
and visit!
Does this mean that ET will not need government approval to set down at this space port?
Help Brendan pay off his student loans
That they'll change all the signs to the Mojave Airport to the Mojave Spaceport? That would be really cool and I bet those signs 'll disappear every week or so:)
is mojave a proper locale for a wretched hive of scum and villainy?
Great... now rappers won't be content with having their own armada of Escalades... the only question is: How does one attach 24s to a shuttle?
-- n
But when the aliens land there, how will Homeland Security be able to verify the required government issued ID?
Probably not a real issue; once aliens sample what passes for food in an Earth airport, err, I mean SPACEport the word will travel quickly and they will all stop coming.
"The bigger the lie, the more they believe." - Det. Bunk
Ahh, but once they do make it into space, they won't have to change all the signs/business cards/etc. Saves time and money!
I Am My Own Worst Enemy
Space is big. Space is dark. Now we have a place to park
And a close Sarlac pit.
What a great idea, people would never take something for free when they can just buy it someplace else!
"Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
...from companies who want to manage the cantina?
... a mission to Mars could be bit pricy for a car owner.
According to Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, we can launch hyrdoponics labs that will feed the nation, energy collecting solar satellites, and a missile defense system.
Who said computer games never taught you anything!
Surface: dirt, in poor condition
ROUGH; DEBRIS FULL LENGTH OF RY; BROKEN BOTTLES & FIREWORKS DEBRIS.
Runway edge markings:
My amazing wife - Artist, Author, Philosopher - Laurie M
Space is merely what tourists will pass through on their way to exciting destinations. For myself, I intend to start selling trips to the surface of the sun. Can you think of a hotter, more exciting place to be? I can think of several groups off the top of my head who would be good sales prospects:
The American Bar Association
The Internal Revenue Service
The Recording Industry Association of America
SCO Management
The International Organization of Spammers
The International Organization of Spam Purchasers
and of course,
The League of Telephone Sanitizers
Soylent Green is peoplicious!
You're kidding, right? Commercial space exploration? Who do you think will invest money in something that's expensive and unlikely to yield results?
Nobody said it had to have departures before it could accept arrivals.
I better get moving on my patent for "A method for transferring alien tourists to Vegas".
paintball
Boom me up Scottie
No sign of intelligent life here
Can I go now?
The reason for that is that water makes a plentiful rocket fuel.
I already have a water powered rocket.
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. -Frederick Douglass
This is SOOOO obvious. You will be subjected to a 'wallet search'. The purpose of the wallet search is to 'lighten the load' to the point where it's light enough to actually lift into space. If the wallet search proves successful, then, the rest will be minor formalities. If the wallet search is unsuccessful, boarding will be denied on 'financial security' grounds.
I only rob banks when I'm REALLY strapped and it's inconvenient to get a second job.
1. Hook feet under railing on floor. (Pick any wall and call it the floor. If this doesn't make sense, read Ender's Game before liftoff.)
2. Lift sibling no higher than halfway between floor and ceiling.
3. Carefully let go of sibling, being careful not to impart significant velocity to sibling relative to room.
4. Crouch, grab railing, and leave room quickly.
5. Laugh hysterically as sibling screams and flails about in hopes of propelling him/herself to a wall.