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The Future of Cars According to Toyota

Paulrothrock writes "HowStuffWorks has an interesting story about Toyota's concept, um, car, the PM. In addition to seating only one person and having its hubless wheels driven by electric motors, it incorporates wireless networking so that drivers could surrender control to another human-driven PM and relax as someone else drives them to work. And it reclines!"

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  1. Imagine the road of the future... by ericspinder · · Score: 5, Funny

    (man driving a vintage Excursion hits bump in road) "Damn, what was that!"
    (kid in the back seat) "Dad, I think that you just ran over the last two PMs in that row of 10 that just passed us.

    It looks neat, but I get the impression that it's a coffin with a glass top held up at an angle.

    Different colors display on the door tips, antennas, headlamps, side and rear panels, and rear wheels to indicate what activities are taking place in the PM.
    What's the color of ... (any ideas?)
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    1. Re:Imagine the road of the future... by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 4, Funny
      I see this as a wonderful new way to create lawsuits.

      The car at IP address 10.10.10.432 requested that you take control, by accepting his ECLA (End Controller License Agreement), you agreed to be responsible... so when you cut off that semi, he was smashed into a pancake inside his egg car. The family is suing you for (pinky extended) one billion dollars!

      It's also a great way to fulfill those pesky mafia contracts!

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    2. Re:Imagine the road of the future... by fedtmule · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just to be a pain in the ass. There probably will not be so many cars with IP 10.10.10.432......

    3. Re:Imagine the road of the future... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sex? That would be green. Or have you never had a mood ring?

      I don't think that asking about a ever having a mood ring is the right question...

  2. Overheard on #I-95 by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Funny

    1337dR1V3r: i h8 this commute
    70y074d00d: ya it sux0rz
    1337dR1V3r: too long
    1337dR1V3r: i got a big ppt prez to give to 54L3z in 30 min
    70y074d00d: haha 54L3z l4m3rz sux
    70y074d00d: 4cc0un71nG rulez
    1337dR1V3r: omfg lag
    70y074d00d: i no
    70y074d00d: im slow too
    70y074d00d: net sux 2day
    70y074d00d: dr1v3r
    70y074d00d: j00 there
    70y074d00d: hello
    *** 1337dR1V3r has left channel
    70y074d00d: oh fuX0r
    *** 70y074d00d has left channel

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    1. Re:Overheard on #I-95 by AstroAndy · · Score: 5, Funny

      A fatal exception OE has occurred at 0028:C155482E. The current application will be terminated. You may begin screaming in mortal terror now.

  3. Joke by Mz6 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anyone remember that old joke that was floating around the Internet, what would happen if the car industry followed the growth of computers? I think that fear has just been realized. Thanks Toyota!

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  4. A nightmare by The_Mystic_For_Real · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wireless networking and remote administration enabled? I think wardriving just gained a whole new meaning.

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    1. Re:A nightmare by Adriax · · Score: 5, Funny

      Laptops, wireless cards, steering wheel joysticks, and some friends.

      Screw those little RC toys. Snag control of cars as they drive past and have races around the block!

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    2. Re:A nightmare by madgeorge · · Score: 4, Funny

      Cut me off, and I'll hack your car and steer you into a ditch. But something tells me in Texas we'll still figure out how to mount a gun rack.

  5. Already have those? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I had one of these when I was a kid! Except control wasn't wireless, it was manual. Oh yeah...and we called it a "stroller."

  6. Two Words by mehaiku · · Score: 5, Funny

    Steve Urkel

  7. We could call it... by sphealey · · Score: 4, Funny

    > it incorporates wireless networking so that
    > drivers could surrender control to another
    > human-driven PM and relax as someone else drives
    > them to work. And it reclines!

    All that remains is to hook these units together and run them on fixed guideways. Let's see - need a new word for that - how about..... "Train". Yeah, that sounds funky and new!

    sPh

    1. Re:We could call it... by slashd'oh · · Score: 4, Funny

      Train? This is Slashdot - I think you meant "Beowulf Cluster."

  8. Neat... by hookedup · · Score: 5, Funny

    Another job that can be done from home, taxi driver.

    Never thought i'd see the day...

    At least cabbies can stop showeri.... wait a minute..

  9. Uh... by Speare · · Score: 3, Funny

    So how do I get my two toddlers to the grocery store?

    What breakfast food does this most resemble: Hummer IV meets PM?

    What about poor wireless reception or active radio jamming?

    To start it, do you pull it back in your driveway until the spring catches?

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  10. Jebus H. Christmas!! by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

    In addition to seating only one person and having its hubless wheels driven by electric motors, it incorporates wireless networking so that drivers could surrender control to another human-driven PM and relax as someone else drives them to work. And it reclines!

    And what else seats only one person, reclines, and is driven by someone else? Why, you guessed it... it's the new joint venture between Toyota and Apple... the iStroller.

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  11. LED Technology? by thadman08 · · Score: 3, Funny
    "When PMs are communicating with other PMs, LED technology is employed to change the color of the vehicle to indicate "emotions" and situations. Different colors display on the door tips, antennas, headlamps, side and rear panels, and rear wheels to indicate what activities are taking place in the PM."

    Good thing it's a single seater!

  12. PM is an acronym by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 4, Funny

    for Post Mortem, cuz this thing will be dead on arrival

  13. Re:....Right.... by proj_2501 · · Score: 4, Funny

    just imagine...

    a mom driving her kids around, each with their own bubble on wheels, with a caboose for cargo.

    it's like a cross between a line of ducks behind their mom and a train.

    i'm sold

  14. Re:Concept cars are like college programming proje by Alioth · · Score: 4, Funny

    The drivers legs are used as the front bumper


    Maybe people will start driving a bit more carefully if this is the case. ABS, seatbelts, airbags - I bet the one thing that'd improve road safety more than any of those is a 6-inch spike sticking out the steering wheel towards the driver!