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Tales of the Future Past

atlacatl writes "One of the coolest sites I've been to: Tales of the Future Past - It tells the story (In pictures) of the predictions of the new millenium, early in the 20th century. I had forgotten the web was actually fun and interesting - use at your own risk."

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  1. Troubled future... by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 4, Funny

    I see a slashdot about to happen.

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    1. Re:Troubled future... by machine+of+god · · Score: 4, Funny

      Come on grandpa. Everyone knows the slashdotting is now.

  2. The future by thebra · · Score: 4, Funny

    I predict that the website will in the near future not load but show an error. It will be known as the "slashdot effect". I also predict that some one will comment on the fact this is the second article about the future. I also see that in the near future I will be modded down...

    1. Re:The future by Throtex · · Score: 3, Funny

      The future, Conan?

      Let's look forward all the way to the year 2000!

    2. Re:The future by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny
      I also see that in the near future I will be modded down...

      But by knowing the future, you can change it! What's really going to bake you're noodle later on is, would you still have been modded up if you hadn't said that?

    3. Re:The future by Deflagro · · Score: 4, Funny

      *high pitched alto*

      "In the Year 2000!"

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    4. Re:The future by Paladine97 · · Score: 2, Funny

      For me to poop on!

  3. One thing they didn't predict by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thousands of people depressing a button, causing a small box far far away to burst into flames.

  4. Can you say... by joemc91 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Frontpage?

  5. *sigh* by macshune · · Score: 4, Funny

    STILL no flying cars...:(

    1. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      > STILL no flying cars

      I dunno. Those SUVs get some pretty decent air when the roll over.

    2. Re:*sigh* by kashani · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn future. I want to be cruising for chicks in my flying car while chatting on my video phone in Esperanto. What the hell happened?

      kashani

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  6. Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I had forgotten the web was fun and interesting

    Hanging out at /. will do that to you.

  7. another slashdotted website by lyolyo · · Score: 1, Funny

    Has anyone thought of using /. to perform DOS attacks?

    1. Re:another slashdotted website by Greventls · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wouldn't that make us all terrorists?

  8. Hmmm... by Reorax · · Score: 5, Funny
    *checks website*

    "In the future, far too many people will make posts with jokes about the Slashdot Effect."

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  9. Obligatory: Spinal Tap by bludstone · · Score: 2, Funny

    We are the children who grew too fast
    We are the dust of a future past
    We raise our voices in the night
    Crying to heaven
    And will our voices be heard
    Or will they Break Like The Wind
    We are the footprints across the sands
    We are the thumb on a stranger's hand
    We made a promise in the night
    Swearing to heaven Is this a promise we keep
    Or one we Break Like The Wind
    Hey!
    We are the guests who have stayed too long
    We are the end of the endless song
    We send our hearts into the night
    Soaring to heaven
    And will out hearts still beat on
    Or will they Break Like The Wind
    Ooh, Break Like The Wind.

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  10. spell check you web site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, settle on you jetpack, hitch up you blaster, and tune in the videotron as we tour Future Past!

    Dig that futuristic spelling!

    1. Re:spell check you web site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You mean grammar?

  11. Re:I guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    it happened.... /.ed after 8 comments...
    tales of the future past...
    If somebody set-up a mirror we will have tales of the future paste....copy/paste that is...

  12. Re:National Geographic by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 4, Funny

    It was built, it's just that you are not authorized to know about it.

  13. Corner newsstands by mr_mischief · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the future, as the number of /.ers grows, it will be faster to publish a site on CD and distribute it worldwide to small outlets than for all the interested parties to load the page across the net. :-/

  14. Re:National Geographic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    You and I both know you weren't looking at National Geographic for "moon base" pictures.

  15. Re:Millennium by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 2, Funny

    Millennium!

    Doot-DOO-doo-doo-doo!

    Millennium!

    Doot-doo-doo-doo!

    (Etc., etc.)

  16. I predict by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 5, Funny
    • people will continue to post comments that say "First Post"
    • Tinfoil hats will be all the rage
    • The next version of Windows will claim to "load faster and be more stable than ever! and will allow you to shut down a program without rebooting"
    • Linux will be on the verge of overtaking windows
    • slashdot will be a mainstream word
    • IANAL will initially be a mainstream word, but after Howard Stern uses it in a derrogatory way, it is banned by the FCC.
    1. Re:I predict by Nspace13 · · Score: 2, Funny

      and hopefully goatse and tubgirl won't be mainstream words!

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  17. Re:National Geographic, uh huh... by ashitaka · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pffft. "...looking at the diagrams of the moon base..."

    C'mon admit it, you were ogling the african girls in their native state of undress.

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  18. Still not fun and interesting by crawdaddy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I had forgotten the web was actually fun and interesting
    And thanks to the Slashdot effect, I can't be reminded of that fact, you insensitive clods!

  19. Currently ... by proudlyindian · · Score: 3, Funny

    this site only seems to have a past

  20. Re:I feel for the little guys, I do. by Jason1729 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do what I do, and read the "old news" section instead of the front page.

    That's a neat trick since this is still the most recent article and you've managed to post a comment on it long before it got to the old news section.

    Jason
    ProfQuotes

  21. Name that tune... by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Funny
    "I can slashdot that website in ten posts..."
    "I can slashdot that webserver in nine posts..."
    "I can slashdot that site in eight posts!"

    "Slashdot that website!"

    Persons of a "certain age" will remember that game show. I sure don't!

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  22. Re:National Geographic, uh huh... by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Funny

    The fact that I was most interested in the moon base and not so much the naked natives probably explains a lot now that I think about it.

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  23. RIP by Dark+Bard · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was a good and decent website who brought joy to many. With it's passing it shall be missed. Let us all join hands and pray for it's resurrection with the adding of bandwith or mirrors. Amen.

  24. Re:the futures here we just can afford it by Bobman1235 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lets see what don't we have. Flying cars? Yup got those just need some obscene amount of cash + piolts lisecense to get one. http://www.moller.com/skycar/ Hover boards? Got those too,although their more surf board than skate board sized, and with a large engine hanging on the back. Still not cheap. http://www.futurehorizons.net/hoverboard.htm Thos cool screens that take up the whole wall. Got those too, provided you can afford it. http://www.superscreen.com/ Video phones. Got those, not too expensive but most people just don't care about them. Won't bother posting a link every knows about these. OK so where still missing our space elevator, can't have everything I guess.

    OK, I've been around Slashdot for a while now, and that is possibly the WORST grammatical post I have ever read with a +5 moderation. I mean, we all type fast and have a typo here and there, or decide to post the link text rather than an anchor that takes 4 more seconds to type, but Dear God! This had every element of badness I've ever seen!

    Try some punctuation. Or, how about some spelling? What is a lisecense? And of course the they're, their and there distinctions. Sentence fragments (yes I realize that "sentence fragment" is a sentence fragment... even Linguo made that mistake). I hope your first grade English teacher hunts you down and beats you.

  25. Dark Info by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Funny

    We are only now stumbling across the phenomenon of "nemory": an event that never happened, that you don't remember. These nemories are our experiences of "dark info", apparently the vast majority of the info in the Universe. In the future, nemories will be exchanged so much that we won't even notice.

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