64-Bit Rugrat Virus Emerges
weekendwarrior1980 writes "The first computer virus to target 64-bit Windows systems has been detected by security authorities. Dubbed "W64.Rugrat.3344," the virus is a fairly benign, proof-of-concept infection agent, according to a report issued on the Symantec Web site. This threat does not infect 32-bit systems and will not run on 32-bit Windows platforms. It is a direct-action infector, typically exiting memory after execution, and is written in IA64 (Intel Architecture) assembly code." Update: 05/29 19:26 GMT by T : Yes, this is the same "non-event" virus already mentioned.
It's time for the summer reruns!!!
http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/05/27/158244
since it has twice the bits it gets twice the postings... yay!
Runnin' On Empty
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do a search on Slashdot for previous articles before posting and/or approving articles!
Going to the Search page, typing "Rugrat", and clicking the "Search" button already brings up a story about the first 64-bit Windows virus from Thursday, May 27th, 2004.
Unbelievable. Took me 2 seconds to do the search and would save a dupe.
Slashdot's habit of duplicating stories is getting pretty rediculous.
I couldve proven that a virus was possible
There, I proved it's posible
"First duplicate article on the 64 bit windows virus found!" more at eleven.
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That has got to be comforting to people making 64 bit OS's. There is code waiting!
Now finally a way to make your 64bit computer feel more like your 32bit ones.
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"W64.Rugrat.3344", soon to be followed by "W64.Reptar.3344".
We have here a virus for IA64, a system that's out there in a minimal amount of machines, all high-end (presumably well-protected) servers. Now one of the standard explanations for the lack of viruses for Linux is that Linux is not as widespread. It is, however, much more widespread than IA64. Thus the amount of Linuxen out there is certainly not the only reason we're not seeing virues for Linux. Who knows, maybe Linux *is* actually more secure than Windows?
-Lars
The SD.DupeStory.2004 virus has been running rampant. Although, experts claim it is simply an operator error.
Natural Selection: self-destruction of the poor and lazy
The payload causes infected windows machines to resubmit the same story to slashdot every day, in the hope that a duplicate story will arise.
Richard Stallman was quoted as saying the virus was sourced at Microsoft in an attempt to make linux news sites look silly, then requested that the source for the virus be published openly under a FSF license. SCO then claimed that they had the first 64 bit virus, and were now going to sue the author and every owner of an infected machine. Larry Elison was rumoured to say that the Oracle 64bit virus ran faster and cheaper than an MS 64 bit virus and stood grinning until someone pointed out that Bill Gates can buy him 10 times over.
Gill Bates, the Architect of Windows and the Matrix, was pleased to say, "Our studies have proven that an eMachines costing $500 and running Windows XP has a lower TCO for opening a 2kb email than does a cluster of 1000 IBM z360 mainframes running Linux performing the same task. The cost, using Windows, was about 1 cents per bit, while the cost of the Linux setup was about $88,281,813.25 per byte. Clearly, Windows is much less expensive than Linux.
"Further," said Gill Bates, "employees get more coffee breaks while Windows is reinstalling after a virus breakout. With a Linux environment, the employees of your enterprise might have to work all day long, because the operating system simply isn't considerate enough to offer a coffee break or two every ten minutes."
.. we all head over to the previously posted article and post other users' +5, Informative/Interesting/Insightful responses as our own, on here.
If you are going to complain about dupes, why not take a look at the current comments before creating another "Yep, it's a dupe"-comment.
Dupes are bad, but dupe comments about dupes...why, that's just silly!!
Honestly, I would have modded this as redundant, but felt that the original author should at least get credit for coming up with a witty post (instead of another unoriginal AC bastard).
Ok kiddies, troll away...
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