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2004 Venus Transit In Pictures

oneiros27 writes "For those astronomy fans out there -- pictures are starting to come in from the 2004 Venus Transit (where Venus passes in front of the sun). Times of the transit will vary by city, but make sure you use safe techniques for viewing the sun if you want to look for yourself." Anonymous Coward writes "Check out the transit of Venus webcast from Australia. It starts at 4.50 UTC on June 8." Update: 06/07 04:03 GMT by T : Linked webcast link updated to a URL projected to better handle the load, thanks to reader Tom Minchin.

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  1. Let the Bananarama jokes by foidulus · · Score: 2, Funny

    commence!

  2. OH DEAR GOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'M BLIND!!!!

    I tried to look at Venus, and I burned out my eyes! Damn you Slashdot, damn you Sun! (The Sun, not Sun the Java people!)

    1. Re:OH DEAR GOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes, I already used speech to text software because a bear ate my hands.

    2. Re:OH DEAR GOD by pilot1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      He typed, of course.
      Any good geek can launch Firefox, navigate to Slashdot, find a story, and post a comment without looking at the screen.

    3. Re:OH DEAR GOD by Boglin · · Score: 4, Funny
      Any good geek can launch Firefox, navigate to Slashdot, find a story, and post a comment without looking at the screen.
      Except, being blind, he wouldn't be able to read the article before posting.... Wait a sec! Just how man blind people do we have here?
    4. Re:OH DEAR GOD by theyre+watching+you · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just how man blind people do we have here?

      well, according to the uid's... about 780,000.

  3. Terraforming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    It would be interesting if someday human could live in Venus (w/ the little help from terraforming), and experience the transit directly from there.

    1. Re:Terraforming by Exiler · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think they'd call it "Night" or "DEAR GOD! THE GOOGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!"

      Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
      Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

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    2. Re:Terraforming by cynic10508 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, those Google people do seem to be stalling quite a bit on the IPO. But that's no reason to take the Lord's name in vain like that! Sheesh...

    3. Re:Terraforming by sentientbeing · · Score: 2, Funny


      that reminds me. I know a lot of the solar system has already been explored one way or an other by man- but it came to my attention that nobody has actually landed on the Sun yet...?

      Now I know youre all going to say 'duh. thats stupid its way too hot'

      true. but only if you go in the daytime

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  4. They Linked to Pictures? by FlipmodePlaya · · Score: 4, Funny

    NASA.gov is in for the Slashdotting of its life!

  5. Cover for UFO by Hao+Wu · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's not Venus, it's SWAMP GAS.

    This is a big desert, you could really get hurt out here. Now go away.... remember that you saw nothing.

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  6. Projecting by NIK282000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It says that you can project an image of the sun with binoculars, Im hoping that a telescope will work as well, if not, watch the news for "Wild fire obliterates southern ontario, /.er in questioning"

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  7. Eureka! by EvanED · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article on safe viewing:
    "More recently, solar observers have used floppy disks and compact disks (both CDs and CD-ROMs) as protective filters by covering the central openings and looking through the disk media."

    My Dear Watson, I have discovered another use for AOL CDs! Grab the one from under that cup over there; we're going to watch Venus!

  8. Applaud NASA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Their servers are keepin it up good. They were prepared for the huge amount of attention from the mars landings so they have some amazing infrastructure.

    Thank god they didn't link to one of the 150,000kb RAW TIFFs. Nightmare for your connection and theirs =)

  9. Poster must have a time machine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    According to the post "- pictures are starting to come in". According to my calculations the transit doesn't start for 26 hours from now.

  10. Re:Sir? by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm going to die in 2011, you insensitive clod!

  11. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    it would have to be around a half million miles in diameter.

    Nonsense. Have you seen the sun lately? It's about the size of a quarter, max.

  12. Astonishing Scientific Breakthrough!!!! by sakusha · · Score: 3, Funny
    ..pictures are starting to come in from the 2004 Venus Transit..

    The photographic record of a Venus transit is nothing surprising. What astonishes me is that photographs are coming in from an event that is going to happen 2 days in the future.
  13. Voice Controlled Software by aussie_a · · Score: 2, Funny

    He would have posted the comment sooner but he had a cold.

  14. Re: Bananarama jokes? OK you asked for it ... by Ralconte · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, I heard the Monkeys got arrested ... it appears they got drunk and tried to peel Bananarama. *shudder* '80's humor, I'm embarassed that I actually wrote this down. Mod me way down, if you value our civilization.

  15. Re:Question... by martinX · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, you see Venus would have to be bigger to cause an eclipse. At least the size of the moon, maybe a little bigger.

    But since it's only the size of a Transit Van, it's passage across the face of the sun will only be The Transit of Venus.

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  16. Reply by Bombcar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Watson: "My dear Holmes, I've been using AOL CDs to watch Uranus for years!"

  17. Bah! by MachineShedFred · · Score: 2, Funny

    West coast gets hosed again!

    We never get to see end-of-the-world omens here on the left coast!

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  18. Re:Don't worry 'bout it by CyanDisaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...I'm tempted to make a Soviet Russia joke about them Slashdotting us...

    What, like how in Soviet Russia, Nasa slashdots you?

    Hope be with ye,
    Cyan

  19. Bob the Angry Flower by troon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't follow Bob's example...

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