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Passwords Can Sit on Hard Disks for Years

CygnusXII writes ""As people spend more time on the web and hackers become more sophisticated, the dangers of storing personal information on computers are growing by the day, security experts say. There are some obvious safeguards, such as never allowing your computer to store your passwords. But even that is no guarantee of security." "

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  1. No Guarantee of Security?!?! by Paulrothrock · · Score: 4, Funny

    Run for the hills! There's no guarantee of security! Everyone stop using your computers right now!

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  2. Yikes! by mogrinz · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've got to stop using c:\windows as my password!

    1. Re:Yikes! by kunudo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, change it to c:/windows... Then no one will be able to guess it.

  3. Hehe by mgs1000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It looks like some reporter just discovered the page file. :)

  4. Safe passwords? by belgar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Computers not secure? What a relief all my passwords are on stickies stuck to my monitor. I'm set!

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  5. Ultimate solution by desplesda · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's just do a brain scan of everyone. I mean, you can forge fingerprints, voice prints, etc, but you can't beat a mind probe!

  6. Untrue by frs_rbl · · Score: 5, Funny
    Passwords don't sit on hard disks. It's more like under mouse pads

    talk about hacker sophistication...

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  7. Sir? by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 4, Funny


    I'd really like to sell you my old computer since this is a yard sale and all, but I see that you're wearing a mask, carrying a saber, and have a black hat on that says "l33t h4x0r!" I can't help but think that you might somehow be up to some nefarious shenanigans!

  8. Self-Expiring Password Hardware by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 5, Funny

    Store all your passwords on a burned CD, that way they'll have a shelf-life of 3-5 years tops.

  9. Whew by thedillybar · · Score: 3, Funny

    And everyone laughed at me when I put 2GB of RAM in my computer, allocated 1GB as a RAM disk, and pulled the harddrive out. None of those security issues here!

  10. Re:Well, we can always do like in MacGyver by paiste404 · · Score: 5, Funny

    dont question the macgyver. this is the same man who once picked an electronic lock with half-full wine glasses and a canary. you will accept the macgyver and you'll like it.

  11. My Security Tips by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Funny
    Here are a few security tips that I use to help keep my passwords secure:

    • Don't impress your passwords into soft clay tablets then bake them and leave them in the ruins of your civilization.
    • Never glaze your passwords onto pottery. Even breaking the pottery into shards is not a secure way to dispose of them.
    • Do not write your passwords onto parchment then leave them rolled up in caves in a desert environment.
    • Remember, security through obscurity doesn't work. Even if you keep your passwords in a totally hidden chamber under thousands of tons of stone, determined hackers will still be able to find them.
  12. Re:Hackers? by cuzality · · Score: 3, Funny
    "...and hackers become more sophisticated..."
    ...and WHO become more sophisticated?
    FAR more sophisticated in my estimation -- haven't you read where they even order their pizza and have it sent right to their parents' basement without ever having left the comfort of the '#'?

    Next they'll be relieving themselves by HTTP POST transaction...

    Even the fathers never saw these days...