Heat Insulators for Laptops
Alex Bischoff writes "The Gadgeteer has a review of a product called LapPads from LapLogic. They're heat-insulating pads to protect you from cooking your lap when using your laptop. Depending on the model, they apparently provide up to 57 degrees (F) reduction in heat transfer. Why didn't someone think of this sooner?"
The first thing I thought on reading this headline was, Where does the heat that used to be dissipated in the user go?
It appears that there is a textured surface on the pad, one might assume to allow SOME airflow. However, the reviewer was using it wrong:
(Of course, any hardware that uses the operator as a heat-sink is ASKING to lose.)
How does the Slashdot Effect happen given that no slashdotters ever RTFA?
When I saw this headline, I thought to myself, "I bet some loser is going to post a link to the story about the guy that burned his penis." Thanks for not disappointing me.
What about the CoolPad?
I've had one for my iBook since early 2002 and it's great for that kind of thing. The swivel feature is neat when I'm working with someone and want to show them something on the screen.
I am not who I say you are.
A hot computer on my lap is the only action I get.
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Hey, for some of us, the laptop and the genitals are in symbiosis - neither would get much use without the other.
The delicate balance of this relationship is mediated by DSL, screen cleaner and paper towels.
But you have to make sure you tell IE or Firefox to reject all cookies or else... well, it could be messy...
Rangefinders for cars? Durr, what about oncoming traffic--it'd make your car flip out! Robotic vaccuum cleaner? Hah hah, what about my stairs? Hard-drive based music player? What if you drop it? Wouldn't it a-splode? Drinking straw? What if you accidentally put it up your nose instead of in your mouth? Huh? What then? Chaos!
Reading the FA aside, does it ever occur to people that a company in the business of making heat-dissipating pads specifically designed to work with laptops just might take the internal temperature of the laptop into consideration? Do people really think that products are designed by an army of Mr. Magoo clones?
Yeah, design mistakes happen, but seriously--if you're able to think of a potential problem after ten seconds' worth of thought, do you really think it likely that the design team wouldn't have considered the exact same thing?
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The website states:
"LapLogic specializes in Laptop Desks & LapPads that provide up to 57F protection from laptop heat without increasing CPU temperatures. In fact, with our Traveler LapPads,
your CPU will actually run cooler! "
If the heat is "bounced back" into the laptop, how is the CPU running cooler?
Yeah. God damn those on-topic posters.