Slashdot Mirror


Rowing the Pond Again

Gudlyf writes "Anne Quéméré, a French woman who had previously rowed across the Atlantic Ocean from Spain to the West Indian island of Guadeloupe, is currently on her way to doing it again, only this time in the opposite direction. This season's challenge will take Anne 2700 nautical miles, from Chatham, Cape Cod (USA) to Brittany (France), her native land. She hopes to make it in less than 90 days. Is it just me, or does the giant fish on her boat scream 'shark bait' to you?"

20 of 231 comments (clear)

  1. Going back to her homeland... by hiro_takahama · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wouldn't it have just been easier to buy an airline ticket?

    I'm all for exercise and all but geeze!

    1. Re:Going back to her homeland... by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Wouldn't it have just been easier to buy an airline ticket?"

      It probably takes less time to row back than going through airline security...

  2. Of course she is doing it again... by Karpe · · Score: 5, Funny

    She has to get back, doesn't she?

    If she had the money to get a plane ticket, she wouldn't have made it the first time.

  3. Bah! by The-Bus · · Score: 4, Funny

    In my day we had to kayak through the Pacific just to buy some foie gras... upstream BOTH WAYS.

    --

    Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.

  4. More Images by nmb3000 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Got curious and browsed that images (images directory. Some odd stuff, but there's also a small map showing (at least vaguely) the intended journey.

    --
    "What do you despise? By this are you truly known." --Princess Irulan, Manual of Muad'Dib
    /)
  5. ok, let's get it all out of trhe way at once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A. i dont even have a boat you insensitive clod
    B. all your oars are belong to us
    C. in soviet russia the boat rows you
    D.
    1. row row row your boat
    2. do it again
    3. ???
    4. profit!!
    E. D'OH!

    There, I think that about covers it :)

  6. Re:Nerdly? by The+Slashdotted · · Score: 5, Informative

    Geek n.
    A person regarded as foolish, inept, or clumsy.
    A person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept.

    But then it could also be:
    A carnival performer whose show consists of bizarre acts, such as biting the head off a live chicken.
    I mean how many times do you see "sex with a mare" around here??

  7. Her website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's her website. It's entirely in French, but you can see pictures of her and the boat on the photo page.

  8. Sharks are not stupid... by Lobsang · · Score: 4, Funny

    Would you have the balls to attack a woman with the arms to row across the Atlantic? I wouldn't...

  9. Re:Just like mountain climbing.... by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Similarly, the rest of the planet cannot understand the mind-numbing singlemindedness needed to slog through the hell that is a Gentoo installation.

    Different strokes...

  10. around the world in 80 days by mattdm · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Geeks like stuff like this -- I remember being intrigued by around-the-world ballooning attempts and so on in National Geographic when I was a child.

    Plus, there's all sorts of technology involved -- GPS, satellite phone, and the materials and construction of the boat itself.

    But what it really comes down to is clearly illustrated in this bit from the article:
    "Do you need to be rescued," he asked.

    "No, I'm rowing across the ocean," she replied.
    Now if that's not geeky, I dunno what is.
  11. In Other News... by k4_pacific · · Score: 5, Funny

    The US Coast Gaurd announced today that they picked up a determined French refugee in a rowboat off the coast of Massachusetts. She has been taken to an undisclosed location for indefinite detention.

    --
    Unknown host pong.
  12. Just imagine... by LightningBolt! · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just imagine a Bay-o-watch cluster of these...

    I'm here all week, folks.

    --
    Old people fall. Young people spring. Rich people summer and winter.
  13. Damn, this is cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Man, I wish I had the balls to do this. Boats are so cool. Well, boats without motors, anyway. In fact, things built by people with their own hands designed to do something crazy are cool in general. I'd love to build my own sailboat and sail from the southern tip of Japan to the Philippines. That's not even a huge distance, and I'm still too chicken to do it... storms scare me.

    As for all you idiots making "What's this doing on Slashdot?" comments, what the hell? You guys are worse than those stupid jocks in HS who used to try to pigeonhole us into the glasses-wearing computer nerd category. Worse because you're doing it to yourselves. People aren't two-dimensional (I mean this figuratively, smart ass) and this includes even you. Lots of nerds like sports. It's just that we often like non-standard ones, like martial arts, fencing, bowling, sailing, whatever. But even if it were some "lame" sport like baseball or football, a true geek could find a way to make it geeky. That you can't speaks to your lack of imagination, nothing else.

    Thank you, drive through.

  14. There'll be more of this before we're done by Howzer · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This kind of intensely personal extreme sport is a growing trend, and we're going to see a lot more of it in coming years.

    I happen to think it's a fantastic thing.

    There's no real "why" of why anyone would willingly climb Everest, go to Antarctica, walk across a desert, play any contact sport, play golf, walk up the stairs to the office and not take the elevator.

    All of those things are more prone to injury, take longer, are a "waste" of time. But none of that is the point. All of those things are terrific fun - even walking up the stairs gives you a nice glow just before you hit the airconditioning for 8 hours.

    Rowing across the Atlantic Ocean? Imagine the isolation, the memories, the weather you'd see, the sense of having conquered yourself you would feel for the rest of your life.

    She's not hurting anyone or anything. And she may actually make observations worth listening to.

    My response? Bravo!

  15. yea? well she'll take the skin off your snake, son by waspleg · · Score: 4, Funny

    it'd be like getting a handjob from popeye

    think about it

  16. Re:Uh, no... by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

    Shark can make good friendship and companion for any man, woman, or youung child who swim in water's ocean.

    Yes, just last month I took my eight year old niece to the aquarium and dropped her into the great white shark tank. You should have seen the wonderful fun playing around they both did. You'd think my niece would have been tired swimming after the shark for half an hour, but you shouldn't underestimate the determination of a child who wants her right leg back.

    --
    Want to improve your Karma? Instead of "Post Anonymously", try the "Post Humously" option.
  17. Re:Uh, no... by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Somehow, compared to the 32,480 deaths in MVAs (car/SUV/truck crashes), 55 shark attacks just doesn't seem very significant (source). The fact is, compared to the driving we do every day, Sharks aren't particularly dangerous.

  18. Re:Uh, no... by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Umm...right. Would you remind repeating that to the family of the woman killed by the Great White not 5 miles from where I live? Giant myth my ass. Some things have been exaggerated, yes, but understating the danger can be just as bad, for both humans and sharks."

    It's a giant myth because, of the millions of people who could potentially interact with Sharks each year, there are few reported incidents (55 in 2003).

    You could make the statement:

    "Umm...right. Would you remind repeating that to the family of the woman killed by TWA 800 5 miles from where I live? Giant myth my ass. Some things have been exaggerated, yes, but understating the danger can be just as bad."

    The fact that you know someone who has died in an air crash *does not* make air travel unsafe. The fact is, there really isn't any risk to understimate. The risk is, quite frankly, statistically insignifigant. That's like saying that you should "consider the risk" before eating food because people die from foodborne illness each year (9,000 in the USA alone - 180 times greater than Shark-related deaths).

    We can make a sob story out of anything, but the fact is that the only way to assess the risk of an activity is to look at statistics. The statistics say that the danger is minimal. There's nothing to understimate because there is virtually no danger whatsoever.

  19. Re:Uh, no... by Asic+Eng · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Hmmm - I think the low number of shark-related incidents means that sharks attacks are not a problem. On it's own however it says relatively little about whether encountering sharks is risky or not, you'd also have to analyze how often people get into situations where they *could* be attacked by sharks.

    If you don't consider that, then eating highly radioactive material will seem like a safe activity - just because nobody does that. In reality of course, doing that would be quite risky.

    Looking at the US, very large numbers of people are involved with cars on a daily basis, only a small percentage go swimming in the ocean every day. How useful is it really to know that there were no shark-related incidents in Minnesota this year?