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Linus Torvalds Moving to the Silicon Forest

Evilive writes "According to KATU News, Linus Torvalds and family will be moving to Portland, Oregon so he can oversee the Open Source Development Labs. Torvalds says he and his family will make the move after his children finish school next week. Sayeth Linus: 'The plan was to try to acclimatize and have time to grow webbed feet (although I'm told there are implants available) by moving during the summer.'"

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  1. So... by HEbGb · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does that mean there will be significatly fewer articles about Transmeta?

    1. Re:So... by SilentChris · · Score: 4, Funny

      And more and more articles about what Linus thinks of the new town's grocery store, country sherif and those damn neighbors ("Dinkleberg!").

    2. Re:So... by Curtman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      and very liberal concealed-carry weapons laws

      Is that supposed to be a good thing? I wouldn't think so.

    3. Re:So... by tabrisnet · · Score: 5, Informative

      >Does that mean there will be significantly fewer articles about Transmeta?

      Actually, he left Transmeta... over a year ago, in order to concentrate more on his Linux kernel work.

      http://lwn.net/Articles/36577/

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    4. Re:So... by krewemaynard · · Score: 5, Funny

      Does that meen that you have the death penalty for shop lifting? or Speeding? or Jay walking (crossing the road not at a designated crossing point)? All are criminal activitys Wow the USA is such a great place!

      no no no no no...it's only for self defense.... no...must...not...reply....to...flamebait.... if someone presents a threat to your life, must...STOP! cannot... has the opportunity AND the ability nooooo to end your life, you have the right to defend yourself i...have...succumbed! aaaarrrgh! you don't just go around shooting jaywalkers, shoplifters, etc. it doesn't work that way flamer...has...won....MUARG!

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  2. He'll move back - in spite of Intel. OSDL, etc... by jimmy+page · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The weather is just toooooo dreary... It's not the rain, it's the dark, cloudy, dreary, scattered showers that get to you... At least the price of housing is much cheaper. My prediction 5 years - MAX!

  3. This is news huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    Breaking news...

    At 10:27 PM Linux Torvalds took a crap! The crap measured 7.5" inches with a sickening green color. The color was attributed to association with hairy acne-infested hippies.

    Doctors recommended Linux Torvalds take a shower to cure his condition.

    Now THAT is NEWS!

    1. Re:This is news huh? by dirkdidit · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well atleast we can rest assured that Linus is indeed not full of shit.

      Sorry I couldn't resist that one.

    2. Re:This is news huh? by stevesliva · · Score: 3, Funny

      And I'd heard that he was marrying J-Lo. Oh well.

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  4. Implants by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 5, Funny

    to grow webbed feet (although I'm told there are implants available

    Those aren't the only implants you'll find on the west coast.

    1. Re:Implants by akeru · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not true. Nike is headquartered in Beaverton, Oregon (just outside of Portland, a "suburb" if you will) and has been since it was founded. Phil Knight is a native...

      http://www.fastcompany.com/online/31/nike.html

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  5. Linus the unevolved Tux? by erucsbo · · Score: 5, Funny

    have time to grow webbed feet
    What's next? beak? flippers?
    Is Linus evolving in to Tux?

    1. Re:Linus the unevolved Tux? by wowbagger · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ducks and other aquatic fowl which can still fly have webbed feet for aquatic propulsion.

      Tux notwithstanding, real penguins have clawed feet (the better to walk on ice and rocks), as they swim with their wings.

    2. Re:Linus the unevolved Tux? by AlphaPB · · Score: 2, Interesting
      have time to grow webbed feet

      Who knows, he might be serious. He might pull a Michael Jackson on us, going from highly-respected kernel hacker to cosmetic surgery freak in a slow and spectacular 20-year fall from grace. That's right, he'll still be around 20 years from now, churning out mediocre rehashes of his old kernels and approaching bankruptcy as the result of extravagant spending habits. See, that new house is the first step.

      Plus you gotta admit that with all the weirdos in the world, there has to be at least one person somewhere that would pay money to be surgically altered to look more like a penguin. What better candidate than the glorious leader of the Linux revolution?

      Or maybe Linus is just being funny. Damn European humor... too refined for me.

  6. Silicon Forest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I can't be the only one (at least not the only non-American) who's hearing this term for the first time. Portland?

    1. Re:Silicon Forest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
      "I can't be the only one (at least not the only non-American) who's hearing this term for the first time. Portland?"

      It's common knowledge in the Northwest that Portland is the Silicon Forest because much of Intel's R&D and fabrication occurs in the Portland Metro area. Portland also has Xerox (was Tektronix printer division) and Tektronix.

    2. Re:Silicon Forest? by LongNose · · Score: 2, Funny

      ya, f u cn rd tht, u r prbbly a gd spllr.

    3. Re:Silicon Forest? by digitalunity · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ahem... Listen up.

      Vancouver, WA(8 miles north of portland) is nearly always regarded as a distant suburb of Portland. So, with Portland and Vancouver combined, you have:
      Intel
      Xerox
      Tektronix
      Sharp
      WaferTech(s ubsidiary of TSMC)
      Shin-Etsu Hondotai-America(subsidiary of Shin-Etsu Chemical, largest silicon wafer manufacturer in the world)
      Kyocera
      Fujitsu
      LSI Logic
      Linear
      I'm sure I'm missing many others.

      There is a reason we have the name 'Silicon Forest'.

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    4. Re:Silicon Forest? by benwaggoner · · Score: 4, Informative

      Lots of stuff goes on in Portland, we're just too shy to toot our horns like that showoff California. Plus we are highly diversified, without single companies or industries dominating.

      Lots of video companies have big divisions here, like Grass Valley, Sharp Labs, InFocus, FLIR, Planar Systems, Tektronix, PixelWorks. Intel, Fujitsu and all those chip companies do a lot of design and fabrication here. We're the athletic shoe capital of the world, with both Nike and Adidas America here. That means a lot of local ad agency work. And my neighborhood is positively infested with shoe designers. Really, there must be six shoe designers who live within five blocks of my house.

      And if you're into knives, we're one of the knife manufacture capitals. Leatherman is based here, as are myriad others.

      We don't have nearly the startup culture of California, though. People who live in Portland tend to be here for the lifestyle - we're one of the few places in the USA which has made an effective attempt to limit urban sprawl. We have a lot of dense neighborhoods with SIDEWALKS. Nothing like taking the kids for a stroll around the block, which might take two hours visiting all the neighbors. But the beach and the mountains are each only about 80 minutes away, and almost everywhere in the city is within a mile or so of a park.

      Not a great place to strike it rich, but it's a wonderful place to balance doing interesting work and having a rich life outside of work.

  7. M$ just up the road by RY · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will MS take linux more seriously now that he is 250 miles away?

  8. Re:Why? by desplesda · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's nerd gossip. We've got to get our celebrity entertainment from somewhere, and I don't like reading the ads in Women's Weekly. Er, I mean..

  9. Re:He'll move back - in spite of Intel. OSDL, etc. by Seumas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First off, yes the weather is dreary for at least two thirds of the year. Some of us prefer that. Not everyone wants San Diego style weather and Portland is probably more familiar to someone from Finland than most of California, too (although the Bay Area is a bit like Portland as far as weather most of the year).

    Second, the cost of housing is cheaper than in the bay area, but still in the top ten or fifteen most expensive in the country.

    I wouldn't leave here for anything. I lived in the Bay Area. Didn't like it one bit.

  10. Jello Weighs In On Portland, OR [ONTOPIC] by DrunkenTerror · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jello Biafra:

    I want to tell you a story about the last time I was in Portland.
    The night before we played at the Long Goodbye.
    I was walking on the street about 10:30 at night.
    A lot of people go to bed around here at 10:30 at night.
    And well, I was walking along when suddenly these jocks in this
    bright blue pickup drove up. It had KC lights, tractor tires,
    everything but the CB. It was a life-size Hot Wheels car for some dumb rich kid,
    right. Well, they drove up to me
    and they yelled what dumb rich kids usually yell, "Hey, faggot,"
    and showered me with some water.
    So, I stood there thinking, what a bunch of fuckheads and picked up a rock.
    Now, I waited, walked down about a block to
    where the Kentucky Fried Chicken is, on Burnside,
    and sure enough they drove around again.
    They said, "Hey, faggot, where's the nearest McDonald's?" I said,
    "I don't know" and they squirted me again.
    So I threw the rock and put a nice-size dent in their giant Hot Wheels car.
    They screached to a halt in the parking lot of some department store,
    who's name I don't remember, it's up the street from Fred Meyer,
    and they got out their clubs and they ran after me, yelling,
    "We're gonna kill you, you god damn faggot, we're gonna kill you,
    you motherfucker."
    So I got in a phonebooth by the Kentucky Fried Chicken on Burnside,
    held my legs straight out like this so they couldn't open the door
    to the phonebooth. So they began charging the phonebooth,
    beating on it with their club, yelling,
    "We're gonna kill you, you motherfucker, we're gonna kill you,
    you god damn faggot." I just looked at them.
    So, there was a crowd gathering by this time
    and these kids were standing nearby and they said,
    "Oh, look at him, he's insane." I thought, ah-hah, here's my way out.
    I yelled at them, "Take me to a mental hospital right away.
    I wanna be be put away.
    Please put me away, c'mon, call the cops and put me away.
    Please put me away now."
    They said, "Alright, faggot, we're calling the police." So they called the police.
    The cop comes out and I go, ah, my savior, I'm away from these jocks.
    He opens up the door, "Get out of there, you,"
    throws me up against the car, frisks me, shoves me in the back.
    Then he goes over to the jocks, "Now what happened here?
    It looks like we're going have to take him to jail
    but we got to have the full story first"
    So the jocks, who had an ace in the hole, ace in the hole
    Take down on the bass, a little bit down on the bass. Yeah,
    ace in the hole, and they go, "Well, goddammit,
    the motherfucker put a dent in my truck, a $5000 truck, right,
    so I got my club, I went out and I wanted to kill him.
    I want to kill him. Let me kill him, goddammit.
    Let me kill him."
    So the cop made them go home, and he drove me home,
    and he confiscated their club and my rock as further evidence.
    And I thought, so this is Oregon, huh? Tolerent Oregon?

    Ray, are you done with your guitar yet? He isn't done yet.
    So what else do you want to hear, I'm out of stories.
    That's a true story, too. Just ask Bruce Loose.

    1. Re:Jello Weighs In On Portland, OR [ONTOPIC] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Obviously Jello wasn't talking aout Portland Oregon. Portland is a very progressive, liberal town and I'm not sure when the last time I saw a "hick" around here was.

      Assisted suicide? -- Portland
      Gay marriage? -- Portland
      Legalized marijuana? -- Portland

      Yeah. Really intolerant hicks here.

      His comments, however, fit some more remote places in the state - but what state isn't like that outside of its metropolitian centers?

  11. moving friends... ugh by magarity · · Score: 3, Funny

    Torvalds says he and his family will make the move ... next week

    I'm going camping then so no, he may NOT borrow my truck.

  12. Webbed feet. by defstro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thanks to global warming, most Portland citizens have evolved human feet now, as opposed to the fins and flippers usually associated with us...

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  13. final destination obvious by wes33 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If we follow LT's average location over the last 10 years it is clearly tending towards ... Redmond, WA. The implications of this do not bear thinking on.

    1. Re:final destination obvious by daeley · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unless of course one thinks of Linus the Conqueror's chariot's wheels running over the charred bones of his enemies on the ex-Microsoft campus, tossing install CDs to the shell-shocked prisoners of war, then the implications are okay to think about. ;)

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    2. Re:final destination obvious by kubrick · · Score: 3, Funny

      I imagine he'll go into the CEO's office at MS for a meeting with Bill Gates... and as they shake hands a massive matter/anti-matter explosion takes place, wiping out most of the state and triggering the collapse of the San Andreas Fault further south.

      Clearly, we must do anything we can to prevent this.

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    3. Re:final destination obvious by Hatta · · Score: 3, Funny

      "shell shocked" Awesome.

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  14. Linus, Mentor and v7.1 by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe once he's arrived, he can pop round to Mentor Graphics and have a chat with them about making their tools run on something more recent than Redhat 7.1.

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    1. Re:Linus, Mentor and v7.1 by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Never tried PADS. I have tried Orcad, which you would know if you had actually read my post; Cadence owns Orcad now, didn't you know? I've done designs in Orcad/Cadence (Capture/Layout), DA/BS, and the full Altium Protel DXP suite. They all have pretty massive flaws. DA has an interface that is totally, totally counterintuitive and needs improvement; the only reason they won't change it is all the board hacks who've been using it forever and would scream bloody murder if it changed.

      In terms of design capture, I seem to work fastest in DXP and slowest in DA, with Capture coming in somewhere in the middle. As to board layout, I can't honestly compare my work speed, since my BSRE layouts were all small, and the layouts I've been doing in DXP are comparatively quite large.

      That said, I don't like *any* of them, I just happen to dislike Mentor more. I know more than a few people who agree with me on that.

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  15. Best news I've heard in a while by pdxdada · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As someone who has two fairly major Physics papers due in 4 hours and lives in Portland I can easily say this is the best news I've heard all day.

    But why is this news? I hear you ask. Oh come off it, what's wrong with a little cult of personality now and then. Sometimes I think that's the only thing keeping Apple afloat.
    Anyway let me give you a quick list of reasons why Portland is great:
    1. Free Geek, our own local geek run charity.
    2. lot's of great microbrews and wifi enabled bars.
    3. And of course the beautiful weather.
    And with that, where ever you are, may your beer be micro and your operating system free. Cheers

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    1. Re:Best news I've heard in a while by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Amen. I've had people try to talk me into moving elsewhere, but I love the average Portland weather. I love that we aren't wrapped up in professional sports. I love that we're typically progessive and open-minded. I love that we have more breweries than any other city in the world, more coffee shops than any other city and more book stores than any other city as well as more strip-clubs per-capita than any other city. I also love that we have great educational facilities like Reed College and the famous OHSU. I love that we're a short drive from the beach and skiing at Mt. Hood. We have great mass transit.

      There are probably better places to live, but none feel as "right" to me as Portland and I don't think I'd ever move. The weather is predictable and winter is pretty much like summer, temperature wise. Most other cities don't have quite the mix that Portland does. They have one or two great things, but you have to sacrifice others. Not in Portland!

  16. I still live in the Silicon Toilet by HBI · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, New Jersey. (flush)

    What is with all these stupid 'Silicon' names?

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  17. Congratulations, Linus! by Artifex · · Score: 5, Informative
    I miss Portland, terribly. In fact, last night a co-worker happened to ask me some questions in email about the area, because he's thinking about visiting. Here were my replies:

    reply 1:

    I know exactly what you mean. Chuck Palahniuk describes it as a town of fugitives and refugees. It's the kind of place where pedestrians and bicyclists have the right of way, regardless of what the street lights might read, and you don't turn into a street until after everyone has crossed (the opposite of Dallas, at least). It's also the kind of place where an office lunch is just as likely to be held in a bar as in the local sandwich shop. Speaking of bars, the area's known for its microbreweries as well. And there's Powell's Books, of course, the largest bookstore in the world, in case you get bored with walking around...

    The city itself's only a couple hundred thousand people. You can see a couple mountains from downtown, depending on where you are and how hazy/misty the weather is. There's great scenery just minutes away in every direction. The west stretch of Highway 26 is also called Sunset Highway, for good reason - it runs out to the coast, which has some excellent beaches (look up Cannon Beach and Haystack Rock on Google images for pretty pictures). The weather is generally milder than Dallas; I didn't have air conditioning in my apartment, and only felt I needed it about 3 weeks out of the year, and I kept a kitchen window partly open almost all winter long. As for rain, when I moved up there the average rainfall was 31 inches, and Dallas' was 33 - it's just that Dallas has a few gully-washers yearly, whereas Portland enjoys mist or drizzle a couple times a week much of the year.

    I do have to warn you though, it does (or did) have the highest suicide rate in the U.S, probably due in part to the fact that the sky is often overcast, there's less peak light (unless you mean on mountain peaks) at that lattitude, and so forth. However, I actually prefer those conditions to the ones down here, so I was happy during the winter months.

    reply 2:

    Nice travel-guide-related website: Lonely Planet

    events calendar

    Powell's history page [comment regarding my relationship with them through my excellent former employer deleted]
    If that's not bookish enough, try Reed. "Reedy" is a fitting name for most of the students.

    public gardens If you're at all interested in nice gardens to walk through, the International Rose Test Garden is a great place to walk around.
    If you have more time, the Japanese Garden is pretty must the only garden outside Japan considered to be "real" (the Mt. Fuji-stand-in doesn't hurt, either)

    At some point, if you drink alcohol, or even just eat, you might end up visiting one of these. They've converted a lot of old schools, etc. into pubs along with the usual locations.

    You probably won't want to go out there if you don't have much time on your trip, but see if you can recognize this hotel from the picture. [It's this one, Slashdotters]

    The Columbia River Highway runs east of Portland, and includes some nice scenery of Multnomah Falls and the Gorge area.

    Out west is Cannon Beach and Haystack Rock.

    Oh, tying almost everything in town is the MAX, the light rail service. Gues

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  18. Re:He'll move back - in spite of Intel. OSDL, etc. by kfg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Portland is probably more familiar to someone from Finland than most of California, too

    You say that like it's a good thing.

    I've never figured out the immigration patterns of the Northmen. They get off the boat in NYC and can go anywhere in the US from there. Florida, SoCal, Arizona, or even just stay in southern NY. Where do they go? Minnesota.

    Feels like home I guess, but to my mind that's the problem.

    KFG

  19. As Bay Area guy, I love Portland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Most of California is based on a semi-arid desert. So it's brown and dry most of the time. Even in San Francisco, where I live, you can see that in the hills around the bay. Now Portland, yes, you get more rain, but that's why it feels like a giant garden. The only minus I can say about Portland is that during the summer, humidity can be higher than in the Bay Area. But honestly, if I could trade places (and stay employed) with a person in Portland, I would do so instantly.

    1. Re:As Bay Area guy, I love Portland by squaretorus · · Score: 3, Funny

      As a bit of a plant addict, I can tell you that rain is one of the BEST THINGS in the world when you're trying to get a good crop of pretty much ANYTHING tasty growing. Oops - shouting - sorry!

      If you got warm & wet you dont need sunny for the majority of interesting plants - fruit excepted in most cases. Just so long as its not too windy! I hate wind! If I could impose a global wind limit I would - fuck global climate controls - just stop the damn wind! I cant hear myself think!!!!

  20. Re:Me too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am still recovering from the death of Ronald Reagan but hearing that Linus is moving really helps lift my spirits.

    Hopefully we'll see a story on slashdot when he changes his car.

  21. Gotta wonder... by k4_pacific · · Score: 5, Funny

    If a parse tree falls in Silicon Forest and no one is around, does it leave a log file?

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    1. Re:Gotta wonder... by deranged+unix+nut · · Score: 4, Funny

      Only it debugging is enabled, otherwise the bugs eat the log file.
      Bugs love the token fibers in log files.

  22. Oh great by rfernand79 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey, now his coding will improve! He'll have Pizza Schmizza!

  23. Re:Why? by ky11x · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree with you. There are way too many people here who simply worship Linus the way the sheeple worship their celebrities. Why do we need to know his every move? Oh, right, just like how the tabloids must inform us of J-Lo's every move. So ridiculous.

  24. If you're NOT Linus, Hows the job market? by waferhead · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I spent 4 very happy years in PDX, and I would move back there from Dallas in a heartbeat _IF_ the the right job came up. At least housing prices cratered when the bottom fell out.

    It's been a employment hellhole for "mortals" for the last several years I understand.

    For anyone going to Portland, I have a suggested dinner/evening out: go to the Crystal Ballroom McMennamins downtown, order a Captain Nemo burger and a Terminator Stout. Get your lovely lady the Spinach Calzone.(Assuming Vegetarian, dish still highly recommended anyway)

    Get hammered, and try the ballroom dancing, not necessarily in that order. I can't remember the nights they had it, call ahead. They have free lessons IIRC.

    You are going to LOVE Portland.

  25. Re:Compared to Finland? by benwaggoner · · Score: 4, Informative

    No, I meant the Junior Parade, which is grade 8 and under. I live a few blocks from the parade route, and saw LOTS of. Much lower key - if one gets inspired, one can jump in and join the parade pretty much at will (which is what my son's preschool class did).

    Another plus for Portland - we have an Air America affiliate.

    And you don't have to pump your own gas.

    Or pay sales tax.

    And if you live in a Qwest area, you can get 1500/968 DSL for $50/month.

    And it's a real hub for video technology companies.

  26. Great place for kids too by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I live down in Eugene, but visit Portland quite often. OMSI is a great science center, with an IMAX theater and a large area for kids to play. There's a top-notch zoo and Children's museum.

    It does have it's big city problems, however. Traffic can be pretty bad and I managed to get assaulted there once. Eugene has most of the big city amenities without the big city problems.

  27. Weird by gwoodrow · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know, this is really just an example of my own ignorance/stupidity - but I guess I've just always figured that hardcore geeks like Linus wouldn't have kids since they demand so much attention.

    "Daddy daddy! Come look at the bug I found!"
    "Bug? What bug? My system is perf... ohhhh THAT kind of bug. Not right now, sweetie - daddy's compiling."

  28. HaHa: Funny Offended Moderators and Repliers by DrunkenTerror · · Score: 3, Funny

    Owch! Two -1 Troll mods. Them Oregoners sure take thing personally. I guess there aren't any Dead Kennedys fans with mod points around tonight. Here's a link to the actual lyrics.

    I'm from West Virginia. I just don't know what I'd do if someone were to make jokes about my state. Probably break down and cry like these pussy northwestern boys. ;)

  29. Bay Area like Portland? Are you on crack? by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We get 200+ days of zero clouds a year here at a minimum, every year. Portland gets 200+ days of the opposite.

  30. Re:Compared to Finland? by Seumas · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yeah, I was surprised the first time I was in the Bay Area and the person I was riding with got out at the gas station to pump their own gas. In Portland, it's not just that you don't have to pump your own gas -- you aren't allowed to pump your own gas.

    Our property taxes suck, but I still like the fact that when I buy $2,500 in computer parts, I don't have to spend another $250 just to satisfy the state revenue division.

  31. As a native Oregonian SHADDUP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Quit telling people how great it is here... we have enough people already and do not need more!

    Oregon SUCKS, SUCKS I tell you. It rains ALL the time here. You'll forget what blue sky looks like. Housing prices are insane. Traffic is insane. We have rattlesnakes and bears, BEARS! The women are FAT and ugly unwashed hippes with long braided armpit hair. The rare cutie knows how rare she is and has an attitude to match.

    No sir, nothing to see here... move along... move along please...

    1. Re:As a native Oregonian SHADDUP! by isorox · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sounds like London, without the sarcasm

    2. Re:As a native Oregonian SHADDUP! by MoOsEb0y · · Score: 2, Funny

      You've been to Eugene lately, haven't you? At least based on your description of the women...

  32. From an OSDL employee by Bryce · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm working at OSDL and looking forward to having Linus here on-site. :-) We got the confirmation today that yes, he's coming, and will have a cube here with the rest of us. I expect he'll be working from home a lot but who knows.

    Linus had visited last year not long after he joined the lab, and we asked if he'd be moving up here. At the time he said he'd had enough of cold weather for one lifetime, so this is a surprise! (Well, not a total surprise, Portland is a great city to live in, IMHO. Some of us figured he'd want to move up here once he had time to think about it.)

  33. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, it *is* important news, but indirectly.

    The fact that *2* major icons of nerd-dom (Billy G and Linus) choose to be someplace other than Silly Con valley (or its East Coast equivalent in Boston) should be a wake up call to the VC leeches and technodrones that it might be time to start considering the geography beyond the confines of the intersection of I-80, I-680, and Hwy-101.

  34. Not that I would do it by BortQ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot today announced a new topic: Stalking Linus

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  35. Re:This is plain sad... by Sturm · · Score: 4, Informative

    Other people have posted comments similar to yours. You just had fewer replies so I thought this would be a good place to post this.
    Judging by your UID (which is really the only thing I have to go on besides your comment), I'd say you haven't been "around" the community that long. Believe it or not, Slashdot , although a Geek news site in general, used to post mostly news about Linux and the Linux community. Also, you might be interested to know, the Linux "community" was actually a "community" in the true sense of the word. People used to actually know each other and events that occured in members personal lives were discussed much like you might discuss things that happen in the lives of your family or friends or co-workers.
    Over the years, the Slashdot user base has grown substantially and many users aren't familiar with the personal spirit that used to pervade typical discussions. Although this may not be "Stuff that matters" to you, it is still of interest to those of us that have followed Linux and Linus since the early years.

  36. i for one... by pauly_thumbs · · Score: 2, Funny

    welcome our webfooted overlords....

  37. Why? by CaptainTux · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Let me preface this post by saying this is *not* intended to be a troll post so please don't take it as such. I simply don't understand this fascination with everything Linus...

    One of the things that we in the open source movement tout is that "distributiveness" of the developers involved with even major projects like Linux, Apache, etc. Yet, every time Linus moves (be it a job or a home) it is rabidly reported on sites like Slashdot, NewsForge, etc. Why? If the distributed nature of OSS development is one of its strong points then *why* do we care where Linus lives and when or where he moves to?

    Linus is a great man who's done humanity a huge good by developing the Linux Kernel. But I'm starting to look at him like I look at Elvis: I think Elvis was a talented musician but I won't have much to do with his music since his "worshippers" have made him a near God. The cult like atmosphere surrounding him is a definate turn-off. The same cult like symptoms are developing around Linus and this spells trouble for OSS. We already have a reputation for being zealots where everything rises and sets around Linux. This kind of rabid fanship just solidifies that image in the publics mind and hurts our cause. Linux is *much* bigger than Linus now and, while he is a star, he is by far not the only one in the community. We need to remember that folks.

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  38. What School? by Spackler · · Score: 4, Funny

    Torvalds says he and his family will make the move after his children finish school next week

    Shouldn't that be Finnish school?

    Thanks, I'll be here all week. Please tip your servers.

    1. Re:What School? by ahaning · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...I'll be here all week.

      Luckily for us, it's Friday.

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      Withdrawal before climax is very ineffective and those who try this are usually called "parents."
  39. More wonderful Portland stuff by mikeraz · · Score: 4, Informative

    We're having a naked midnight bike ride. When given the choice the Association of Brewers holds its annual conference here because the members consider Portland the best beer city in the US. local wireless group has hundreds of free hotspots scattered about. Highest per capita rates of bookstores, movies screens and coffee houses in the US. Snow only every other year at the most. Easy to get out into the countryside when you need to be away from urban living.

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    There's more to it than this.

  40. The gas thing by benwaggoner · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've lived in Oregon all my life but for college, so here's my insider's view of the self-serve issue.

    1) Oregonians are cheap.

    2) Oregonians are tired of being rained on.

    So, basically, people here knew that if there was self-serve gas, they'd have to use it because it was cheaper. But then they'd get wet. So it's easier to outlaw self-serve, so everyone has to share the same luxury.

    Makes complete sense if you've lived here long enough.

  41. Re:He'll move back - in spite of Intel. OSDL, etc. by peacefinder · · Score: 4, Informative

    The weather is just toooooo dreary...

    He's a Finn, for heaven's sake. I think he'll manage somehow.

    Anyway, I wish him a warm welcome to my home state. Some odd bits of advice on settling in:

    * For tires and suspension work, go to Les Schwab.
    * Try Black Tiger from Coffee People... in a milkshake.
    * Cinema 21.
    * The Rimsky-Korsakoffee House, on SE 12th just North of Belmont in Portland, for a quiet dessert with atmosphere. (And the Sylvia Beach Hotel in Newport for a holiday; same owner, different quirks.)
    * Visit a McMennamin's hotel for lunch or dinner... walk around the place and check out the artwork. The beer's pretty good, too, but there's plenty that's better 'round here.
    * Fareless Square.
    * Don't swim in any river that Intel has named a chip for. Seriously. It's not their fault, but I mean it.
    * Three Square Grill
    * Local strawberries are in season right now.

    Just holler if you need anything. :)

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    With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plead; but to tyrants I will give no quarter. -- William Lloyd
  42. About Beaverton by StefanJ · · Score: 4, Informative

    Linus is actually moving to Beaverton, a largish edge city that borders Portland on the West.

    It's a pretty spread-out place. There's an old, kind of abbreviated downtown in the SW portion; mostly it's strip malls, industrial / office parks, and residential areas ranging from condo-racks to nice suburban tracts.

    There are some very nice wilderness parks nestled in there too. The Metro planning board keeps strict urban growth boundaries, so you can find working farms just a few miles to the SW.

    Some of the office parks and complexes do have a "Silicon Valley" flavor, but are unsurprisingly a lot smaller. (I once worked in Oracle's Redwood Shores HQ, which kind of sets a high standard.)

    I work in the far NW corner of Beaverton, in an area that really should be its own town because it's so far from the Post Office and town hall.

    Traffic is usually not too bad, at least compared to Silicon Valley. Mass transit consists of lots of busses and a spiffy light rail line that goes to downtown Portland and the airport.

    Stefan Jones

  43. Re:He'll move back - in spite of Intel. OSDL, etc. by kinema · · Score: 3, Funny

    Another thing that I'm sure is on Linus' mind (or at least Tove's mind) is that Portland is typically thought of a better area to raise children then SoCal.

    I mean hey, I turned out fine.... er.. bad example.

  44. Re:Why? by ktakki · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I agree that there's more to Linux than Linus, but I think I can explain this emphasis on the man rather than his work.

    It's part of our culture to look for the human interest angle in any story. It's a staple of news, entertainment, and pretty much any form of mass media. It transforms the abstract to the concrete.

    Part of the Linus/Linux appeal, especially among /. readers, is that Mr. Torvalds is an intelligent, well-spoken, down-to-earth person. There's nothing extraordinary about him. He's not a Stephen Hawking super-genius with a nuclear-powered exoskeleton. Linux was the child of an undergraduate with a 386 and an itch to scratch. All the rest was a matter of circumstance (i.e., the AT&T vs. BSD litigation, availability of GNU utilities and Minix, growth of the Internet, etc.). If Linus hadn't done it, it's quite possible that someone else could or would have.

    And that's the appeal: any number of people could have created Linux; it took no special talents or extraordinary effort. But Linus is the one who did it, and he told the world about it, and that was the spark that lit the fire. The story has a sort of indie rock DIY ethos about it, which speaks to another cultural phenomenon, that of the lone inventor, the rugged individualist. Of course, Linux is a massively collaborative effort but it took one bored undergrad to get it started.

    And this the appeal: it could have been anyone out there. What started in a Finnish dorm room is now something that IBM is willing to back to the tune of billions of dollars. It's the quintessential garage band success story.

    Yeah, this story is verging on the over-the-top. What's next, Linus endorses the Atkins Diet? But it's a human interest story and Slashdot is no different from your local news in this respect.

    k.

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    "In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." - Anne Frank
  45. Re:Welcome, Linus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whatever you have to say about Seattle, it by far pales in comparison with California which pales in comparison to the East Coast. Having moved to Seattle about 3 years ago (from New York) I am still amazed how easy it is to convince people to get work done. Of course, none of these compare to my all-time favorite place to get work done: Montana. You don't need to even tell people to get work done there, they figure it out for themselves (quite possibly because they don't want to get caught up in the other two major occupations in the state: mining and farming/ranching).

  46. Linus can live forever. by chadjg · · Score: 2, Funny

    If we make sure to keep him dry at all times. After all, old Oregonians don't die, the just rust away.

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  47. Slugs. by chadjg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Big, slimy, spotted banana slugs. You will watch where you sit after one experience.

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    Why do I have this? I don't smoke.
  48. Hmm.... by concordeonetwo · · Score: 2

    Well, I live out in the western suburbs in Portland, and there is a house for sale next to me...hmmm....

  49. Re:He'll move back - in spite of Intel. OSDL, etc. by Kymermosst · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As an Oregonian who has lived in several places across the state, I will have to propose amendments to your pieces of advice:

    * Visit a McMennamin's hotel for lunch or dinner...

    But don't expect good service or clean silverware.

    * Fareless Square.

    Get a concealed carry permit first.

    * Don't swim in any river that Intel has named a chip for. Seriously. It's not their fault, but I mean it.

    There's nothing wrong with the Deschutes. But then again, most of you Portlanders can't see past the top of Mt. Hood, so I don't expect you to know anything about Oregon's high desert.

    Now, to add on to your advice:

    * Visit one of the fine sushi places in Portland. Sushi Town in Hillsboro is good. Not the best, but good.
    * Visit Bend and go to the Deschutes Brewery if you want *truly good* beer. And good service.
    * If your a Finn, go to Junction City (that's just northwest of Eugene) during the Scandinavian Festival's Finland Day.
    * Don't take your kids to the Rose Festival carnival area. The ride operators deal drugs.
    * Avoid downtown Portland (and downtown Eugene) whenever the WTO is meeting in this hemisphere, when a major timber sale is scheduled to happen, when war breaks out, when the President is in the Pacific Northwest, or any other time when it is reasonable to forecast traffic-slowing protests.
    * Check out Ashland at least once.
    * Get a Shedrain umbrella.
    * The air sucks in Eugene.

    Well, that's about all I can think of.

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    "Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives" should be a convenience store, not a government agency.
  50. friggin' A by brer_rabbit · · Score: 3, Funny

    that's one more job filled here that didn't go to me. If you're going to send people up to the Pacific Northwest send up unskilled folks so I can compete. For example, that Encyclopedia Britannica kid won't cramp my style one bit. Send him up instead.

  51. Re:Poor Guy! Portland BLOWS DOGS!!!! by peacefinder · · Score: 4, Funny

    The cop who took me down there [...] swore that he'd never seen more white trash than in Portland.

    Hey, careful. You insult our hometown like that, and we'll send local celeb Tonya Harding around to break your kneecaps.

    Oh, wait. Gee, I guess you're right after all.

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    With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plead; but to tyrants I will give no quarter. -- William Lloyd
  52. Re:Poor Guy! Portland BLOWS DOGS!!!! by brer_rabbit · · Score: 2, Funny
    After my passport and birth certificate were stolen from my mailbox there...

    Here's a hint: don't store valuables in your mailbox. Inside your house, especially a safe, is a better location.

  53. Re:Why? by tsotha · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It amazes me how many people on this site don't understand why Linus is so important to open source software. It doesn't have anything to do with his coding ability. I agree many people could have written Linux 1.0. But there never would have been a version 2.

    The reason he's so important is his ability to lead. You don't find that very often in technical people. To be sure, he's not the only leader. But this kind of distributed project will whither on the vine if you don't have somebody with a little charisma to keep people on the same page.

  54. Re:He'll move back - in spite of Intel. OSDL, etc. by cfallin · · Score: 2, Informative

    * Visit a McMennamin's hotel for lunch or dinner...

    But don't expect good service or clean silverware.


    Before amending this, full disclosure: the McMenamin brothers are my uncles.

    That out of the way...

    In general the service is quite good, we go to a few of their places fairly often and the food always comes pretty fast. Of course, there are always isolated incidents, but don't let that discourage anyone from trying the restaurants.

  55. Re:He'll move back - in spite of Intel. OSDL, etc. by peacefinder · · Score: 2

    But don't expect good service or clean silverware.

    Bah. Those are highly overrated. We're talkin' atmosphere. :)

    There's nothing wrong with the Deschutes.

    Whoops, my mistake. I forgot about deschutes-the-chip.

    Avoid downtown Portland (and downtown Eugene) whenever [...] it is reasonable to forecast traffic-slowing protests.

    There's a reason PDX is known as Little Beirut, and it ain't Al-Amir. The protests here are almost always peaceful, though it is prudent to stay away from the black-bloc anarchist types. Even they are pretty tame most of the time, and they are only about 2% of any major protest march. Still, why take chances when you've got the kids along?

    Downtown in general seems much safer than other cities; I'm more comfortable downtown Portland at midnight than in downtown Seattle at noon.

    Get a Shedrain umbrella.

    Umbrella? Why? It's just water.

    Also, one other thing. It's wacky in every sense of the word, but the Oregon Country Fair is a cultural experience that you'll not soon forget. (No matter how hard you try.) Think of it like Burning Man in the mud. It's the weekend of July 9 this year.

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    With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plead; but to tyrants I will give no quarter. -- William Lloyd
  56. Re:He'll move back - in spite of Intel. OSDL, etc. by Artifex · · Score: 2
    * Get a Shedrain umbrella.


    You must work for them, or something. Real Portlanders don't have umbrellas. :)

    I almost mentioned Sushi Town in my other threads, as it was down the road from where I lived off Sunset & 26, but really, Sushi Takahashi downtown has a bit more flavor, if you know what I mean, though the quality's not as good. Also, I was informed (quite seriously) by a friend who joined me at Sushi Town, "you know, they banned foam containers in Multnomah County?" This was remarked upon while he was fondling the cup his soybeans came in. So, points off for being less environmental. Just kidding.
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  57. Good choice, Linus! by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 5, Informative


    Yes, welcome, Linus!!!

    If you need some help in getting oriented or someone to show you around, send me an email.

    Living in Portland is far better than in NoCal. NoCal has too many cars and bad smog.

    Here's useful info:

    Portland has the largest bookstore in the world.

    Portland borders on the confluence of the Willamette River and the Columbia River, one of the largest rivers in the world.

    One of the 7 WindSurfing Wonders of the World is in the Columbia River Gorge, on the eastern edge of the Portland metropolitan area.

    Portland has one of the largest and most successful dealers in contemporary art in the world. The gallery has a funny name, but shows the work of over 1,100 artists.

    Portland has the largest park inside a city in the world. The park has over 74 miles of wilderness hiking trails and 5,124 acres.

    Portland is the home of Pink Martini, a band that writes multi-cultural songs. One of Pink Martini's songs was once one of the most popular songs in France. You can listen to the music video.

    It's a 55 minute drive from downtown Portland to the ski areas. "World Class Skiing in Your Own Backyard."

    The K-12 Linux Project, in Portland, is one of the more successful projects for giving Linux to average users, who in this case are students.

    On the other hand: Q. Why do hippies come to Portland? A. Because there are no jobs.

    Many people don't like the months of rain every year. They say Portland is the perfect place for slugs and ducks. (However, the rain cleans the air.) Those with the correct philosophical orientation call it Liquid Sunshine.

    1. Re:Good choice, Linus! by Alioth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Many people don't like the months of rain every year. They say Portland is the perfect place for slugs and ducks. (However, the rain cleans the air.) Those with the correct philosophical orientation call it Liquid Sunshine.

      As someone who lives where it's not only very wet in the winter, but where we usually get hurricane force winds in at least one winter storm, I subscribe to Billy Connolly's outlook.

      "There is no such thing as bad weather, only the wrong clothes."
    2. Re:Good choice, Linus! by LC+Gundo · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...Those with the correct philosophical orientation call it Liquid Sunshine.

      I guess that's the philosophy behind the Portland Rain Festival.

      Let's see, that runs from September 30th through September 1st every year, doesn't it?

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      I'm time traveling, right now
  58. Re:Compared to Finland? by Artifex · · Score: 2, Funny
    Of course, I ended up spending $100 or so at Powells the first them I went there, yesh!


    The first time? Oh, then you found your way around, and started spending more the other times, right? :)

    Seriously, when I lived there, I'd get Amazon recommendations, then search the Powell's website to get a better price for used books, call them to have the books all collected at one store, then went and bought them regularly, downtown, after making sure they were in good condition (they usually were). Amazon was probably delighted to see me move home to Texas.

    I can remember struggling back up Burnside with a double-bagged sack of books, feeling worried that I was an easy target for the weirdos who hung out just around 405... I shouldn't have bothered. Can't spend books, and probably knew in a glance I was newly broke :)
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  59. What does this say about telecommuting? by ManikSurtani · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To what extent is Linus' move to Portland something he wants to do versus something he *had* to do to be close to OSDL? I am a big fan of telecommuting and geographically disparate teams collaborating. The company I currently work for (in the UK) is, sadly, not a believer in the concept. I just wonder whether a corporate will ever be a believer in such things? Perhaps pressure from IBM and other corporate stakeholders in OSDL have caused Linus to move physically closer to the project? I sure hope I'm wrong though - and it is purely coincidental that he picked Portland. Or even if he did move closer to OSDL, it was out of his own accord as opposed to pressure from corp stakeholders. What are other peoples' views on how corporates in the US (and elsewhere) look at telecommuting?

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  60. Nah, You Don't Need Webbed Feet, Linus! by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I spent two years in Eugene, Oregon.

    You put on a raincoat, a floppy hat with a brim, and some rubber overshoes.

    Then you just walk around and ignore the rain.

    Everybody does it up there.

    It's just the idiots that don't bother with the raincoat, the floppy hat and the rubber overshoes.

    'Course, there's quite a few idiots in Oregon.

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    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  61. I moved to Beaverton in 2000... by rarose · · Score: 3, Funny

    and the first thing people asked me was "Where did you move from?" Turns out any answer other than "California" is acceptable.

    Linus should tell people he's moving there from Europe. It's a safe answer!

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    --Rob
  62. Nice - Still No High Tech Jobs Here in PDX by CyNRG · · Score: 2, Informative

    As a current resident of Portland, and a proponent of *nix (except SCO ;-) ) it is good to have Linus here.

    However, it seems the government in Portland/Multnomah county hates all companies. It is rated as one of the worst places to start a company. We've lost most of our high tech jobs.

    Geez, Intel is here and this is the place where the Pentium cpu's are designed. I mean there was a lot going on here ten years ago.

    A 9% INCOME TAX is just f*cking ridiculus. Of course we have no sales tax; it doesn't make up for the stupid income tax. The government leaders here make it so difficult to have a business here. We've got major problems here in Portland.

    So many people here have this dream of a great quality of life, and we do have a great one. But we've gone out of balance. It seems like, that if you have a business then the attitude is "you don't deserve profit and your'e lucky we let you stay".

    If cities were operating systems, then Portland would be Microsoft Windows, and Seattle would be Linux! Quite ironic, actually.

    Sorry to rant.

  63. Nope, not Beaverton by llywrch · · Score: 3, Informative

    > Linus is actually moving to Beaverton, a largish edge city that borders Portland on the West.

    Wrong. According to a knowledgeable person who does IT support for the local schools (hi Eric!), he registered his kids in the Riverview school district. You may have heard about it because they run Linux there -- the head IT guy there is one of the names behind the K-12 Linux project. They also host the PLUG monthly Linux clinics (I wonder if we can get him to show up at one.)

    And Riverview school district is located in an unincorporated part of Multnomah county between Portland & Lake Oswego -- quite a few miles from Beaverton. I figure that from this location he'll be able to avoid travelling 26 when he needs to be in the office. (And having driven the highways in the Bay Area & in LA, in years past 26 was worse than either: it combines traffic as heavy as a freeway in either of those places with a large number of drivers who either have no skill coping with traffic this heavy/pissed at all of the new arrivals. However, now that there's fewer people commuting, it's gotten much better.)

    Geoff

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  64. NOT largest park! by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 2, Informative
    "Portland has the largest park inside a city in the world. The park has over 74 miles of wilderness hiking trails and 5,124 acres."

    Phoenix AZ has a 16,000+ acre park inside the city limits. (for you Europeans, AFAIK, it's about the size of the Republic of San Marino in Italy)